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the heehooer, the silly maxxer, the littlest fella
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the heehooer, the silly maxxer, the littlest fella
30
time for my quarterly bluesky post of my own joke i'm way too proud of
July 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
time for my quarterly bluesky post of my own joke i'm way too proud of
"why won't you use bluesky"
June 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"why won't you use bluesky"
>skull island prawns
May 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
>skull island prawns
shes literally mother
February 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
shes literally mother
does anyone know why my flum bar says not to expose to aphex twin
January 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
does anyone know why my flum bar says not to expose to aphex twin
buoy has been selected for Punishment
December 18, 2024 at 4:57 AM
buoy has been selected for Punishment
i'm always gonna picture this whenever biden wanders away from the podium now so thank you jake paul i guess
November 19, 2024 at 3:31 AM
i'm always gonna picture this whenever biden wanders away from the podium now so thank you jake paul i guess
there is no justice or beauty in this world
November 16, 2024 at 7:44 AM
there is no justice or beauty in this world
happy birthday
September 11, 2023 at 10:25 PM
happy birthday
posing with the three lite beers i drank so you know im a real tough guy
August 20, 2023 at 1:33 AM
posing with the three lite beers i drank so you know im a real tough guy
top ten bloodswallows moments to consider your gender to
August 19, 2023 at 4:02 AM
top ten bloodswallows moments to consider your gender to
cum alt available on patreon
August 11, 2023 at 10:17 PM
cum alt available on patreon
hey guys whats up. whats up guys
August 6, 2023 at 2:26 AM
hey guys whats up. whats up guys
this is a permaban holy shit. open promotion of fascism, white supremacy, calls for genocide against queers? totally cool. "im gonna throw rocks at you?" whoawhoawhoa buddy thats too far get out of here man
June 26, 2023 at 8:49 PM
this is a permaban holy shit. open promotion of fascism, white supremacy, calls for genocide against queers? totally cool. "im gonna throw rocks at you?" whoawhoawhoa buddy thats too far get out of here man
>trying new white woman breakfast spot
>ask the waiter if the potatoes are lawry's or old bay
>she doesnt understand
>pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is lawry's and what is old bay
>she laughs and says "theyre good potatoes ma'am"
>order the potatoes
>theyre lawry's
>ask the waiter if the potatoes are lawry's or old bay
>she doesnt understand
>pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is lawry's and what is old bay
>she laughs and says "theyre good potatoes ma'am"
>order the potatoes
>theyre lawry's
June 13, 2023 at 2:31 AM
>trying new white woman breakfast spot
>ask the waiter if the potatoes are lawry's or old bay
>she doesnt understand
>pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is lawry's and what is old bay
>she laughs and says "theyre good potatoes ma'am"
>order the potatoes
>theyre lawry's
>ask the waiter if the potatoes are lawry's or old bay
>she doesnt understand
>pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is lawry's and what is old bay
>she laughs and says "theyre good potatoes ma'am"
>order the potatoes
>theyre lawry's
i have a certain level of "small dick swagger" that leaves the ladies befuddled and angry
May 27, 2023 at 5:08 AM
i have a certain level of "small dick swagger" that leaves the ladies befuddled and angry
found a terf using terf language about big floppa. big floppa is invading cat spaces. theyre gonna be a big flop for society.
May 27, 2023 at 2:41 AM
found a terf using terf language about big floppa. big floppa is invading cat spaces. theyre gonna be a big flop for society.
managed this tweet while I was withered and dying in my hotel room on acid and couldn't figure out how to find the festival schedule to see when korn started
May 14, 2023 at 10:25 PM
managed this tweet while I was withered and dying in my hotel room on acid and couldn't figure out how to find the festival schedule to see when korn started