Soda Eternal
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he/him i suck off cops
if you post ai trash fuck you
if you post ai trash fuck you
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For the first time in possibly a decade I'm playing gmod and im having the time of my life
December 26, 2025 at 7:58 AM
For the first time in possibly a decade I'm playing gmod and im having the time of my life
Suck my deck and halls
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Suck my deck and halls
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Why do we give the FBI $10 billion per year
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Why do we give the FBI $10 billion per year
If Notaker and Windows96 got in a fight I would jump in between them and yell really loud "stop fighting it was never supposed to be like this"
December 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If Notaker and Windows96 got in a fight I would jump in between them and yell really loud "stop fighting it was never supposed to be like this"
This gives me incredible uncanny valley. Serious sleep paralysis demon type shit
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
This gives me incredible uncanny valley. Serious sleep paralysis demon type shit
regular missile (costs 0 mana)
December 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
regular missile (costs 0 mana)
Slay the spire fucking sucks this is the only game where I legit have more fun playing bootleg ripoff versions of the source material, if you disagree with me you're wrong
December 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Slay the spire fucking sucks this is the only game where I legit have more fun playing bootleg ripoff versions of the source material, if you disagree with me you're wrong
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
I may never fully grasp triple oscillator
December 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I may never fully grasp triple oscillator
Phrases you can use to taunt people when they're mad:
• go reel a rod about it
• go bake a bun about it
• news flash: everyone already knew that
• we are now transferring your call to the "don't care" department
• go reel a rod about it
• go bake a bun about it
• news flash: everyone already knew that
• we are now transferring your call to the "don't care" department
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Phrases you can use to taunt people when they're mad:
• go reel a rod about it
• go bake a bun about it
• news flash: everyone already knew that
• we are now transferring your call to the "don't care" department
• go reel a rod about it
• go bake a bun about it
• news flash: everyone already knew that
• we are now transferring your call to the "don't care" department
The first three dark souls games were on sale for total $70 so my stupid ass really spent that money with the expectation that I would have fun
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The first three dark souls games were on sale for total $70 so my stupid ass really spent that money with the expectation that I would have fun
If you're a consumer fuck yourself
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If you're a consumer fuck yourself
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Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
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I have officially musically sampled the audio of that guy cumming so hard he dies in three different works
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I have officially musically sampled the audio of that guy cumming so hard he dies in three different works
I'm obsessed with this
Vampire Killer (OST Version) - Castlevania
YouTube video by SiIvaGunner
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I'm obsessed with this
Marjorie Taylor Greene on the topic of president Donald Trump's withdrawal of endorsement: "dawn marg lift big rock hit big beast drag to cave have good feast have good pelt"
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene on the topic of president Donald Trump's withdrawal of endorsement: "dawn marg lift big rock hit big beast drag to cave have good feast have good pelt"
They make this new woke sour candy for pussies
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
They make this new woke sour candy for pussies
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The most corrupt administration in American history.
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The most corrupt administration in American history.
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CW: Father has seizure as ICE agents attempt to take his child away from his family.
ICE must be abolished
ICE must be abolished
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
CW: Father has seizure as ICE agents attempt to take his child away from his family.
ICE must be abolished
ICE must be abolished
Recently informed I am a "loser" and a " dumbass" for caring about the availability of sugar free oreo coke in an era where being happy is punishable by capital ass fisting
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Recently informed I am a "loser" and a " dumbass" for caring about the availability of sugar free oreo coke in an era where being happy is punishable by capital ass fisting
If you have ever once written a headline just know I fucking despise you
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you have ever once written a headline just know I fucking despise you
ben shapiro sitting beside ana kasperian at the cnn panel: "this is awkward"
ana: "you're short"
ana: "you're short"
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ben shapiro sitting beside ana kasperian at the cnn panel: "this is awkward"
ana: "you're short"
ana: "you're short"