a round and dazzling wizard
@bigroundwizard.bsky.social
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If you're cold they're cold. Bring everything inside
November 26, 2023 at 5:38 PM
If you're cold they're cold. Bring everything inside
I forgot i had this 😇
November 27, 2023 at 1:56 AM
I forgot i had this 😇
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When the bucket you're struggling to get off your head protects you from the rake you just stepped on >>>
September 2, 2023 at 2:33 PM
When the bucket you're struggling to get off your head protects you from the rake you just stepped on >>>
logging on to sky for less-hinged tara content
August 23, 2023 at 3:19 AM
logging on to sky for less-hinged tara content
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(David Attenborough voice) this is how they arrive on earth
July 26, 2023 at 1:24 PM
(David Attenborough voice) this is how they arrive on earth
i don't give a chuck
August 19, 2023 at 2:32 AM
i don't give a chuck
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boss: you have to take a drug test
me: *knows all the drugs* no problem
me: *knows all the drugs* no problem
August 17, 2023 at 5:33 PM
boss: you have to take a drug test
me: *knows all the drugs* no problem
me: *knows all the drugs* no problem
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tired: I like Zuckerberg now because he's going to beat the shit out of Elon Musk
wired: I hate Zuckerberg more than ever for using his wealth and privilege to jump ahead of hundreds of millions of people in the line to beat the shit out of Elon Musk
wired: I hate Zuckerberg more than ever for using his wealth and privilege to jump ahead of hundreds of millions of people in the line to beat the shit out of Elon Musk
August 14, 2023 at 7:41 PM
tired: I like Zuckerberg now because he's going to beat the shit out of Elon Musk
wired: I hate Zuckerberg more than ever for using his wealth and privilege to jump ahead of hundreds of millions of people in the line to beat the shit out of Elon Musk
wired: I hate Zuckerberg more than ever for using his wealth and privilege to jump ahead of hundreds of millions of people in the line to beat the shit out of Elon Musk
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Another reason that Bama Boat Brawl is universally beloved by all sides is that everyone hates drunk boaters. You don’t even need to have come in contact with one before to know you hate their guts.
August 9, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Another reason that Bama Boat Brawl is universally beloved by all sides is that everyone hates drunk boaters. You don’t even need to have come in contact with one before to know you hate their guts.
asking a customer how THEY can help ME
August 3, 2023 at 5:08 PM
asking a customer how THEY can help ME
frantically jumping on the customer trend on the blusky app
Customers.... Am I right???
Customers.... Am I right???
August 3, 2023 at 3:55 PM
frantically jumping on the customer trend on the blusky app
Customers.... Am I right???
Customers.... Am I right???
the youtube algorithm hates me for my unceasing - and quite unpredictable - curiosity
August 3, 2023 at 4:38 AM
the youtube algorithm hates me for my unceasing - and quite unpredictable - curiosity
touch a wizard's wiener wednesday
August 3, 2023 at 2:54 AM
touch a wizard's wiener wednesday
if i see a tweet or a skeet with the word wizard in it you know im smashing that like button
July 30, 2023 at 6:02 PM
if i see a tweet or a skeet with the word wizard in it you know im smashing that like button
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WHERE ALL MY MID WIZARDS AT
July 26, 2023 at 11:50 PM
WHERE ALL MY MID WIZARDS AT
you meet a deeply unserious wizard
July 26, 2023 at 2:50 PM
you meet a deeply unserious wizard
web page? web site? same difference!
July 25, 2023 at 2:12 AM
web page? web site? same difference!
seeing if this gif moves
July 24, 2023 at 1:07 PM
seeing if this gif moves
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I like to keep a loaded gun handy in case I get irrationally angry
July 20, 2023 at 2:06 AM
I like to keep a loaded gun handy in case I get irrationally angry
anyone following over 1,000 accounts on bluesky is an instant block
July 20, 2023 at 4:37 PM
anyone following over 1,000 accounts on bluesky is an instant block
i'm skeeting once a week. it's a good amount for me
July 19, 2023 at 8:55 PM
i'm skeeting once a week. it's a good amount for me