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adorable bummer
Absolutely crushed my interview today baybee 🫡
August 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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part three of a series that never should’ve had to be written brb becoming a villain real quick audipenny.substack.com/p/the-terrai...
The Terrain On LinkedIn Is The Ground Is Opening Up And Turning Into a Mouth And Eating Job Seekers
It's worse than desolate at this point – the jobs are actively trying to eat us alive.
audipenny.substack.com
August 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This new Hayley Williams music will save me
August 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It should be illegal to show me ads before a movie in a theater
July 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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i have to say that i love when fortune smiles upon me, but by the same token i cannot stand it when im subject to the cruel whims of fate
July 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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do you ever think about how Adam Schlesinger was simply one of the best pop songwriters who ever lived and then get really sad about how he died too early? [visibly hiding tears] yeah no me neither
July 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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me watching a two hour video of a youtuber exposing another youtuber to avoid thinking about anything happening anywhere at any time
July 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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i have a job interview this week and the whole thing just feels so ridiculous. "where do you see yourself in 5 years" ma'am i'm gonna keep it real with you, i don't even know where i see myself next week
July 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s just me and a bunch of dudes in plaid on our laptops in this mountain coffee shop
June 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Me getting ready to watch Love Island tonight
June 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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good morning friends 💚✨
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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it is weird to focus on the things in my control and then also remember how many things are being systematically destroyed to give rich people tax cuts, billions to Elon Musk's companies, pay for private jails, as well as punish women, people of color, and several kinds of immigrants
June 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Back on my bullshit (watching Murder She Wrote)
May 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What an absolutely perfect time for my oven to stop working and for the parts to fix it cost as much as a new oven
May 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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It's so cool how this world has been deliberately constructed to drive you insane if you're a good person
May 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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(Me to me when entering a gift shop) dude just please be cool. just fucking relax
May 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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I keep thinking “WOKE MARXIST POPE” to the tune of Pink Pony Club
May 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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there are too many things every working adult needs to ignore in the news on a daily basis to be productive enough for capitalism, and it's terrible knowing every day there are even more awful and confusing things
May 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s probably good that the college counselor at my kids high school is leaving at the end of this school year and they won’t be filling that position, right? Just kidding, I’m pissed as hell about it. About to run for school board or some shit.
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
One of the reason I stopped watching Marvel movies completely a few years ago was because of shit like this. I don’t think I should have to watch multiple movies and tv shows to understand one movie.
Heading into ‘Thunderbolts*,’ you might not be as familiar with the characters of Yelena Belova, John Walker, and the Red Guardian as you are with their more prolific counterparts. Here, six movies (and two shows) to get you up to speed.
6 Movies (and Two TV Shows) to Watch Before Thunderbolts*
Heading into ‘Thunderbolts*,’ you might not be as familiar with the characters of Yelena Belova, John Walker, and the Red Guardian as you are with their more prolific counterparts. Here, six movies (and two shows) to get you up to speed.
www.vulture.com
May 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
What a terrible time to know I need to buy a new car in the next year but not have the funds to do that now, despite knowing cars will probably get insanely more expensive just in time for me to need to buy one, but once again won’t be able to afford to
April 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Today watching a baby bunny pop up in various places in my backyard and then texting all my friends about it. Both a thrilling day for me and also a clear indicator I need to work harder to find a full time job
April 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I should be able to shout IT’S ME to my phone to unlock it when this dumb bitch can’t recognize my Fucking face
April 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Parker posey should have won an academy award for Josie and the pussycats truly phenomenal work
a woman is talking to a boy who is wrapped in duct tape .
ALT: a woman is talking to a boy who is wrapped in duct tape .
media.tenor.com
March 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The vibes in this dentist office waiting room are great because they are playing 90s/2000s pop music so loud like we are at a club. However there are two bibles sitting around, which does confuse me and slightly taint my vibing.
March 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM