Big Country Benjamin
@bigcountrybenjamin.bsky.social
failed retail associate
Stranger Things Twitter has discovered a Charlie Kirk tweet from 2020 about (mayor) Ted Wheeler, and I need them to know that him and (father) Ted Wheeler aren’t all that different in the face of impending doom
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Stranger Things Twitter has discovered a Charlie Kirk tweet from 2020 about (mayor) Ted Wheeler, and I need them to know that him and (father) Ted Wheeler aren’t all that different in the face of impending doom
As an alcoholic millennial my favorite Talking Heads song is supposed to be “This Must Be the Place,” but it’s not. It’s actually “Life During Wartime” (from Stop Making Sense, of course).
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
As an alcoholic millennial my favorite Talking Heads song is supposed to be “This Must Be the Place,” but it’s not. It’s actually “Life During Wartime” (from Stop Making Sense, of course).
Florida State losing two punt returns in a row let's see if NC State can somehow fuck up enough to make it three
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Florida State losing two punt returns in a row let's see if NC State can somehow fuck up enough to make it three
If businesses don’t want people doing coke in their bathrooms they should tell people where they *can* do coke
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If businesses don’t want people doing coke in their bathrooms they should tell people where they *can* do coke
After weeks of disappointing sweet tea from fast food establishments and gas stations, I have decided to once again make a liter of my own Tea That Makes You Thirstier And Kills You
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
After weeks of disappointing sweet tea from fast food establishments and gas stations, I have decided to once again make a liter of my own Tea That Makes You Thirstier And Kills You
Jalyx, Jalen, Jalen, and Jaelan are gonna kill you bro
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Jalyx, Jalen, Jalen, and Jaelan are gonna kill you bro
Fuck it. I'm making pot roast (Big Country's version).
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Fuck it. I'm making pot roast (Big Country's version).
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Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
I wish I didn't hate the Washington Commanders because "commies" is such a fun nickname, especially in light of their history and also everything else around them
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I wish I didn't hate the Washington Commanders because "commies" is such a fun nickname, especially in light of their history and also everything else around them
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“tonight's gonna be even more wild” and it’s just 4 dancing frogs and PPB’s bike squad 💀
He’s so broke dealing with his fake coin struggles and he flew across the country for this lmao
He’s so broke dealing with his fake coin struggles and he flew across the country for this lmao
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“tonight's gonna be even more wild” and it’s just 4 dancing frogs and PPB’s bike squad 💀
He’s so broke dealing with his fake coin struggles and he flew across the country for this lmao
He’s so broke dealing with his fake coin struggles and he flew across the country for this lmao
Lmao
JUST HOW WAKE DREW IT UP
50 YARD TD AFTER RECOVERING THEIR OWN FUMBLE
50 YARD TD AFTER RECOVERING THEIR OWN FUMBLE
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Lmao
Rough night for jacking it
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Rough night for jacking it
There are a lot of people who are very wrong about a lot of different very important things but the "we should automate ATC" crowd does a unique and special kind of damage to my remaining facade of well being
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
There are a lot of people who are very wrong about a lot of different very important things but the "we should automate ATC" crowd does a unique and special kind of damage to my remaining facade of well being
Tonight I was behind someone fully watching TV on their phone while driving across the Sellwood Bridge, and it pains me to say it, but I think we need more podcasts
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Tonight I was behind someone fully watching TV on their phone while driving across the Sellwood Bridge, and it pains me to say it, but I think we need more podcasts
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Tonight! 43 servings of Chinga Las Migas (scrambled eggs, sausage, cheese, salsa, & tortilla chips) were shared w/our unhoused neighbors! We aren't a government, we actually help people
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Tonight! 43 servings of Chinga Las Migas (scrambled eggs, sausage, cheese, salsa, & tortilla chips) were shared w/our unhoused neighbors! We aren't a government, we actually help people
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx
I am once again pointing my phone at the sky and squinting like a fool
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I am once again pointing my phone at the sky and squinting like a fool
The dream: RETVRN to tradition!
The reality: *McDonnell Douglas airplanes are crashing again*
The reality: *McDonnell Douglas airplanes are crashing again*
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The dream: RETVRN to tradition!
The reality: *McDonnell Douglas airplanes are crashing again*
The reality: *McDonnell Douglas airplanes are crashing again*
Every time I have to drive on Taylor’s Ferry Road I read it in my head as “Ferry Road (Taylor’s Version)”
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Every time I have to drive on Taylor’s Ferry Road I read it in my head as “Ferry Road (Taylor’s Version)”
What the hell, sure
In Japan, tourism to Portland, Oregon, is promoted by a grinning blue monster named Odnarodude. He’s at a Portland artisan event in Jiyugaoka De Aone this weekend.
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
What the hell, sure
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A fun thing about sports is sometimes you can just say phrases like 'the Citronaut is in the Bounce House' and show someone this video as proof and everything you said gets to be correct and factual
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
A fun thing about sports is sometimes you can just say phrases like 'the Citronaut is in the Bounce House' and show someone this video as proof and everything you said gets to be correct and factual
Came home from work and caught some hockey and college football. Completely forgot about Thursday Night Football. So did both teams' offenses apparently
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Came home from work and caught some hockey and college football. Completely forgot about Thursday Night Football. So did both teams' offenses apparently
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FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
Proud of myself for behaving at H Mart today
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Proud of myself for behaving at H Mart today
"the left needs a joe rogan to stop young men from taking all their anger out on women and minorities" okay well i need a joe rogan to stop me from taking out all my anger on myself. most people would call that a "therapist" but that doesn't sound like a very fun podcast does it
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
"the left needs a joe rogan to stop young men from taking all their anger out on women and minorities" okay well i need a joe rogan to stop me from taking out all my anger on myself. most people would call that a "therapist" but that doesn't sound like a very fun podcast does it