Monstro Bettie Brunetti ✨
@bettiebrunetti.bsky.social
Extremely food motivated. Minor bug guy. The fiber arts. Cinema. Real Housewives.
🏜️ AZ 🌞 And you can meet me!
👩🏽💻 bettiebrunetti.com
🏜️ AZ 🌞 And you can meet me!
👩🏽💻 bettiebrunetti.com
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Soft edges. Strong energy. 🌬️
April 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Soft edges. Strong energy. 🌬️
My favorite Ben & Jerry’s is PB Over the Top if you need any iced creams gift ideas.
My fav is Cherry Garcia. What’s yours?
i think i need some ben & jerry's
May 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My favorite Ben & Jerry’s is PB Over the Top if you need any iced creams gift ideas.
Shout out to a REAL one for being brave enough to tell me that 5/13 was the date I wrote the tweet, and today (Thursday) is 5/15 🤦🏽♀️
Now I will always allow you first dibs on chorizo fries 😊
Now I will always allow you first dibs on chorizo fries 😊
Booking for this Thursday, 5/13 and also next week, including a rare Tuesday availability!
Special rate for last-minute appointments on Thursday the 13th. Reach out you-know-where (email, it’s always my email)
🤓
Special rate for last-minute appointments on Thursday the 13th. Reach out you-know-where (email, it’s always my email)
🤓
May 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Shout out to a REAL one for being brave enough to tell me that 5/13 was the date I wrote the tweet, and today (Thursday) is 5/15 🤦🏽♀️
Now I will always allow you first dibs on chorizo fries 😊
Now I will always allow you first dibs on chorizo fries 😊
Booking for this Thursday, 5/13 and also next week, including a rare Tuesday availability!
Special rate for last-minute appointments on Thursday the 13th. Reach out you-know-where (email, it’s always my email)
🤓
Special rate for last-minute appointments on Thursday the 13th. Reach out you-know-where (email, it’s always my email)
🤓
May 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Booking for this Thursday, 5/13 and also next week, including a rare Tuesday availability!
Special rate for last-minute appointments on Thursday the 13th. Reach out you-know-where (email, it’s always my email)
🤓
Special rate for last-minute appointments on Thursday the 13th. Reach out you-know-where (email, it’s always my email)
🤓
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII will still take all the thoughts, prayers, and invocations. Someone get ahold of the conclave!
Hello one and all! I’ve had a big bill plopped into my lap. I am opening the books up to arraignments (if you’d like to see me more) and special appointment rates again for a bit. Email bettiebrunetti@protonmail.com and pray for my budgeting skills 🙏🏽🧾
May 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII will still take all the thoughts, prayers, and invocations. Someone get ahold of the conclave!
Once again, my Friday 4/25 is wide open, and as some of you have found, my schedule is becoming tighter and tighter, so please reach out! 📧 Bettiebrunetti@protonmail.com
I’m very fun!
I’m very fun!
Good morning!
My Friday has opened up and I’d love to get something scheduled iiiiinnnnnnn 🍒
Please reach out! 👩🏽💻 bettiebrunetti@protonmail.com
My Friday has opened up and I’d love to get something scheduled iiiiinnnnnnn 🍒
Please reach out! 👩🏽💻 bettiebrunetti@protonmail.com
April 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Once again, my Friday 4/25 is wide open, and as some of you have found, my schedule is becoming tighter and tighter, so please reach out! 📧 Bettiebrunetti@protonmail.com
I’m very fun!
I’m very fun!
Studying the lumbar while watching Barbarian. Life could be worse.
April 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Studying the lumbar while watching Barbarian. Life could be worse.
Good morning!
My Friday has opened up and I’d love to get something scheduled iiiiinnnnnnn 🍒
Please reach out! 👩🏽💻 bettiebrunetti@protonmail.com
My Friday has opened up and I’d love to get something scheduled iiiiinnnnnnn 🍒
Please reach out! 👩🏽💻 bettiebrunetti@protonmail.com
April 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Good morning!
My Friday has opened up and I’d love to get something scheduled iiiiinnnnnnn 🍒
Please reach out! 👩🏽💻 bettiebrunetti@protonmail.com
My Friday has opened up and I’d love to get something scheduled iiiiinnnnnnn 🍒
Please reach out! 👩🏽💻 bettiebrunetti@protonmail.com
Hi! If you’ve written an email within the past two weeks, I’m so sorry for the delay and I promise I will get back to you shortly! Life, am I right?
April 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hi! If you’ve written an email within the past two weeks, I’m so sorry for the delay and I promise I will get back to you shortly! Life, am I right?
Hello one and all! I’ve had a big bill plopped into my lap. I am opening the books up to arraignments (if you’d like to see me more) and special appointment rates again for a bit. Email bettiebrunetti@protonmail.com and pray for my budgeting skills 🙏🏽🧾
March 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Hello one and all! I’ve had a big bill plopped into my lap. I am opening the books up to arraignments (if you’d like to see me more) and special appointment rates again for a bit. Email bettiebrunetti@protonmail.com and pray for my budgeting skills 🙏🏽🧾
God I really need to stop eating dairy.
March 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
God I really need to stop eating dairy.
A-hoy-hoy?
March 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A-hoy-hoy?
Market got you down? Try a Mexican with 25% more ass than your average American.
March 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Market got you down? Try a Mexican with 25% more ass than your average American.
What is SW social media's reaction to Anora* winning? Please pardon me for wanting a bite-sized summary 🥺
*I also still have not seen it 🫣
*I also still have not seen it 🫣
March 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
What is SW social media's reaction to Anora* winning? Please pardon me for wanting a bite-sized summary 🥺
*I also still have not seen it 🫣
*I also still have not seen it 🫣
New incall/branding/lifestyle just dropped.
March 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
New incall/branding/lifestyle just dropped.
This is just a proof of life tweet. Hi 👋
Promise I will get back to emails ASAP.
Promise I will get back to emails ASAP.
February 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is just a proof of life tweet. Hi 👋
Promise I will get back to emails ASAP.
Promise I will get back to emails ASAP.
Okay but he looks like a Rivian?
January 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Okay but he looks like a Rivian?
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His sinister, surreal vision of America made him a leading counterculture auteur — with movies such as "Blue Velvet," "Wild at Heart" and "Mulholland Drive," and the groundbreaking TV series "Twin Peaks."
David Lynch, who directed off-kilter classics, dies at 78
His sinister, surreal vision of America made him a leading counterculture auteur — with movies such as Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart and Mulholland Drive, and the groundbreaking TV series Twin Peaks.
www.npr.org
January 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
His sinister, surreal vision of America made him a leading counterculture auteur — with movies such as "Blue Velvet," "Wild at Heart" and "Mulholland Drive," and the groundbreaking TV series "Twin Peaks."
Nosferatu is a future camp classic. I can feel it. Willam Dafoe changing accents approximately 7 times in a 10 minute span of time? Like a kiss from Roger Corman.
January 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Nosferatu is a future camp classic. I can feel it. Willam Dafoe changing accents approximately 7 times in a 10 minute span of time? Like a kiss from Roger Corman.
I’m so sorry! My most portable of devices died and then… I was just myself and bad about updating. Such is life. How is everyone?!
Also, my most portable of devices had all of my photos on it, so… we’ll just go with this one from April 2020.
Also, my most portable of devices had all of my photos on it, so… we’ll just go with this one from April 2020.
January 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I’m so sorry! My most portable of devices died and then… I was just myself and bad about updating. Such is life. How is everyone?!
Also, my most portable of devices had all of my photos on it, so… we’ll just go with this one from April 2020.
Also, my most portable of devices had all of my photos on it, so… we’ll just go with this one from April 2020.
Love you!
December 25, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Love you!
I don’t think I’m double-jointed, but sometimes I wonder about my cartilage health and my synovial joints… #anatomy #corestength
December 20, 2024 at 12:20 AM
I don’t think I’m double-jointed, but sometimes I wonder about my cartilage health and my synovial joints… #anatomy #corestength
Today is Josie’s birthday! Her wishlist is conveniently linked for your pleasure 😉
I can't believe my birthday is tomorrow!
How do you plan on celebrating national mistress of flavortown day?
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How do you plan on celebrating national mistress of flavortown day?
marigoldgift.com/josiequ/alit...
December 11, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Today is Josie’s birthday! Her wishlist is conveniently linked for your pleasure 😉
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I need to be shined up 🧴
December 9, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I need to be shined up 🧴