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Monstro Bettie Brunetti ✨
@bettiebrunetti.bsky.social
Extremely food motivated. Minor bug guy. The fiber arts. Cinema. Real Housewives.
🏜️ AZ 🌞 And you can meet me!

👩🏽‍💻 bettiebrunetti.com
Booking for this Thursday, 5/13 and also next week, including a rare Tuesday availability!
Special rate for last-minute appointments on Thursday the 13th. Reach out you-know-where (email, it’s always my email)

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May 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Good morning!
My Friday has opened up and I’d love to get something scheduled iiiiinnnnnnn 🍒
Please reach out! 👩🏽‍💻 bettiebrunetti@protonmail.com
April 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Hi! If you’ve written an email within the past two weeks, I’m so sorry for the delay and I promise I will get back to you shortly! Life, am I right?
April 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hello one and all! I’ve had a big bill plopped into my lap. I am opening the books up to arraignments (if you’d like to see me more) and special appointment rates again for a bit. Email bettiebrunetti@protonmail.com and pray for my budgeting skills 🙏🏽🧾
March 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
🧎🏽‍♀️‍➡️
March 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A-hoy-hoy?
March 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
March 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Market got you down? Try a Mexican with 25% more ass than your average American.
March 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
NASTY BED, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS!
March 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
New incall/branding/lifestyle just dropped.
March 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This is just a proof of life tweet. Hi 👋
Promise I will get back to emails ASAP.
February 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Okay but he looks like a Rivian?
January 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’m so sorry! My most portable of devices died and then… I was just myself and bad about updating. Such is life. How is everyone?!

Also, my most portable of devices had all of my photos on it, so… we’ll just go with this one from April 2020.
January 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Love you!
December 25, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Son of a bitch… 🤦🏽‍♀️ #corestRength
December 20, 2024 at 12:22 AM
I don’t think I’m double-jointed, but sometimes I wonder about my cartilage health and my synovial joints… #anatomy #corestength
December 20, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Give me a HAND 🥁 🥁
December 11, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Me on the weekends
December 6, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Can’t take a nap in the middle of the day. Waking up to get dressed to run errands and then break up the day feels like this.
December 3, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Happy Crushed Green Velvet Friday
November 28, 2024 at 2:12 PM
November 26, 2024 at 10:32 PM
November 26, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Gonna do a plank on the Nosferatu AMC coffin
November 22, 2024 at 5:59 PM
November 21, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Not exclusive content. Just iconic.
November 20, 2024 at 7:55 PM