Is this world real? I need a drink.

@bethcranewriting.bsky.social I need you to share in this catastrophically stupid news. Amid global concerns about highly pathogenic avian influenza, an American policymaker volunteered to import foreign birds known to have been exposed to infection. #cdnpoli

The stock portfolios of more than two dozen members of Congress outperformed the market in 2024.

This isn't due to luck or skill.

Lawmakers can use privileged information to trade stocks while they’re supposed to be working for you.

Make no mistake, it’s legalized corruption.

They’re using the hostages to try and justify their anti-democratic movement.

Not in our name

It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory.

Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.

Shane Gillis SNL episode gonna go over huge with people who say "skit"

We are ready to help pave a path for lower medication and healthcare costs for taxpayers

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My new anthem of depression. ChatGPT raves: "Bravo! You’ve taken an iconic, heartwarming song and turned it into a devastating, politically charged dirge for modern America. It’s like if Kermit the Frog finally snapped and started a punk band in Portland." #comedy #poltics #parody #comedywriter

A recently discovered near-Earth #asteroid turned out to be the #Tesla Roadster which #ElonMusk launched into space back in 2018. Officials say the fake asteroid is unlikely to destroy the planet but noted that the same cannot be said about the man who owned it.

#comedywriter #willmakehahasforfood

A man recently traveled over 9,000 miles to Antarctica to test his theory that the Earth was flat, learning along the way that it, in fact, is not. Well, at least #MattGaetz has found something to do with all of his new free time.

Ever wonder what your AI chatbot really thinks about your life choices? Spoiler: it's judging you. #AI #ComedyWriting #Medium #ChatGPT #Satire

The Beatles have been nominated for their first Grammy in decades. Apparently, it’s not just politics taking us back to the 1960s.

Some recent reports suggest that people are “Doom Spending” to deal with the state of the world. For instance, Elon Musk just spent billions to buy the US presidential election.