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Berrak 🥂
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Posts in English & Türkçe |
Multi-passionate writer & marketer |
Living with Bipolar 2 + ADHD |
Gifted mess of a woman |
Running on whisk(e)y & snark |
Aries AF |

📍 İstanbul

Loves ✨ Sparkling Consequences ✨

https://muchiercreations.etsy.com
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It's only Cancel Culture if it originates in the Cancelle region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling consequences.

(Originally posted on the birdsite on June 26, 2020)
Heroes: Save the cheerleader, save the world.
The Mummy: Save the girl, kill the creature.
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It's time for the annual repost of the 🦃 country vs bird thread
Spoiler: turkey the bird is, in fact, named after Türkiye.

The answer has to do with another bird: The guinea fowl, native to eastern Africa, was imported to Europe through the Ottoman Empire. Istanbul sat on the silk road & became a critical meeting point for commerce between Asia & Europe.

1/3
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Ticket bought. I'll be back in Seattle in 3 weeks!
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Are you a small business and want to advertise your Black Friday sale? Let us us help you!
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Just sitting here watching the camera on Farrah's feeder to see when she'll actually eat.

The vet gave her 3 shots, so it's not surprising that she hasn't gotten out from under the covers but also, I just need her to eat before I freak out 🙃
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Farrah hadn't eaten in a day, so I took her to the vet. Slight fever, signs of infection, but labs are clear of any signs of her cancer returning.

She is on antibiotics.

I am a wreck.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I just called them for the first time since moving into my new apartment. He congratulated me on the move, updated my address, and threw in some free gummy bears to my order.

I love my people.
"Hey Berrak, how are you coping with everything?"
"My neighborhood liquor store has my number and address saved for efficiency."
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Ppl w #LongCovid in nyc: avoid the Mt Sinai clinic in union square.
It is not connected to the one lead by David Putrino. The union square is run by a nurse who is pushing SSRIs as the only possible Covid treatment & if you don’t want them they refuse to offer anything else.
And they insult you.
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Happy "Break up with those marketing emails from that long-lost business fling from five years ago" week to all who celebrate.
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
OK - met with my new skip-level, who will be my direct manager until my manager is back from leave. She's intense but I get it and I can vibe with it.

Just have to survive working Pacific hours while in Istanbul for the first 2 weeks of December until I'm back in Seattle.

*sigh of relief*
Today's mood re: recent workplace developments.
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Access to doula care can be the difference between life and death, especially for Black and brown mothers. That’s why New York City Council fought to provide free doula services in underserved neighborhoods across NYC.

Now, Trump’s Medicaid cuts threaten to strip mothers of this essential care.
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Happy "Break up with those marketing emails from that long-lost business fling from five years ago" week to all who celebrate.
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This update plus Black Friday emails = Unsubscribefest

And ya know, making moves to switch away from GMail.
Oh cool, when you turn off the "Smart features" in Gmail, they also take away the inbox labels.

Fun times.
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Today's mood re: recent workplace developments.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Therapist: Your chin hairs aren't plotting against you.

Me, clutching my emotional support tweezer: You sit on a throne of lies.
July 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oh cool, when you turn off the "Smart features" in Gmail, they also take away the inbox labels.

Fun times.
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Sounds about reich
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My manager dropped a not-so-tiny bombshell on me today and well, now I'm stressed.
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"Ha ha bitches, I got a new scooter." 😂😂😂
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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You can't lift everyone's spirits over the holidays. You're not the bromance between John McLane and Sergeant Powell.
December 25, 2024 at 3:43 AM
We're a week away from Thanksgiving, which means Die Hard discourse season is around the corner.
You can't lift everyone's spirits over the holidays. You're not the bromance between John McLane and Sergeant Powell.
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Oh, look, she's coming out of her depression."
"How do you know?"
"She's cooking from scratch."
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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an important message to the media: no matter how much you flatter and curry favor with this man, he would enjoy seeing you dismembered with a bone saw
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Coupes > flutes 🍾

(Slowly building out my glassware collection)
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM