Gemma Izek
@berlinerbarbie.bsky.social
Enjoying the Real World!
Based in Berlin, Germany (and based in moral and action)
Remember - Barbie said "girls can be anything". ✨️💖✨️
[I make longass threads as a symptom of epilepsy. Don't be a twat about it.]
Based in Berlin, Germany (and based in moral and action)
Remember - Barbie said "girls can be anything". ✨️💖✨️
[I make longass threads as a symptom of epilepsy. Don't be a twat about it.]
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Gemma Izek
@berlinerbarbie.bsky.social
· Oct 16
Sworn Under Penalty of Death Defender of the US Constitution Barbie
Nothing is actually known about my origins. It's assumed I'm American, born to American parents but "accusations" of being Slavic have followed my whole life.
Even if you didn't know Serbian energy drink was out of frame, I'm afraid my lunch today isn't helping my case 😅
Even if you didn't know Serbian energy drink was out of frame, I'm afraid my lunch today isn't helping my case 😅
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Nothing is actually known about my origins. It's assumed I'm American, born to American parents but "accusations" of being Slavic have followed my whole life.
Even if you didn't know Serbian energy drink was out of frame, I'm afraid my lunch today isn't helping my case 😅
Even if you didn't know Serbian energy drink was out of frame, I'm afraid my lunch today isn't helping my case 😅
"High sustainability" garments are meant to last at least 35 washings vs a normal garment's 5 washings.
New clothes you buy in ANY shop, not just "fast fashion", were purposely designed to last only 5 washings.
F I V E
Now I understand why I need new underwear every month. 😡
New clothes you buy in ANY shop, not just "fast fashion", were purposely designed to last only 5 washings.
F I V E
Now I understand why I need new underwear every month. 😡
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
"High sustainability" garments are meant to last at least 35 washings vs a normal garment's 5 washings.
New clothes you buy in ANY shop, not just "fast fashion", were purposely designed to last only 5 washings.
F I V E
Now I understand why I need new underwear every month. 😡
New clothes you buy in ANY shop, not just "fast fashion", were purposely designed to last only 5 washings.
F I V E
Now I understand why I need new underwear every month. 😡
Lmao wut
Today in SP Tour History: 1991-11-24 @ Indiana Convention Center; Indianapolis, IN, US http://spfc.org/t/d?tour_id=107
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Lmao wut
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>have chronic pain disorder
>have super severe pain
>"yes, you have a pain disorder"
>whoops, was actually potentially fatal issue
>"you should be fine unless you have pain again"
>have CHRONIC pain disorder
>how much pain is fine?
>is this abnormal pain?
>I'M ALWAYS IN PAIN HOW MUCH IS FINE????
>have super severe pain
>"yes, you have a pain disorder"
>whoops, was actually potentially fatal issue
>"you should be fine unless you have pain again"
>have CHRONIC pain disorder
>how much pain is fine?
>is this abnormal pain?
>I'M ALWAYS IN PAIN HOW MUCH IS FINE????
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
>have chronic pain disorder
>have super severe pain
>"yes, you have a pain disorder"
>whoops, was actually potentially fatal issue
>"you should be fine unless you have pain again"
>have CHRONIC pain disorder
>how much pain is fine?
>is this abnormal pain?
>I'M ALWAYS IN PAIN HOW MUCH IS FINE????
>have super severe pain
>"yes, you have a pain disorder"
>whoops, was actually potentially fatal issue
>"you should be fine unless you have pain again"
>have CHRONIC pain disorder
>how much pain is fine?
>is this abnormal pain?
>I'M ALWAYS IN PAIN HOW MUCH IS FINE????
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I really need to practice saying “what a weird, rude thing to say” to the people who say weird, rude things to me
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I really need to practice saying “what a weird, rude thing to say” to the people who say weird, rude things to me
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they love, they share, they share and love and share
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
they love, they share, they share and love and share
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Mark Twain had many words for the type of times we’re living in. He called them “super fucked up” and “a real shit show”
September 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mark Twain had many words for the type of times we’re living in. He called them “super fucked up” and “a real shit show”
@esa.int should sponsor me (specifically as a disabled aerospace engineer without a lab) for F1 Academy - not only is it a historical legacy to use racetracks as a testbed for aviation innovation, it would be the most economical and ethical way gather biomedical data on my designs.
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
@esa.int should sponsor me (specifically as a disabled aerospace engineer without a lab) for F1 Academy - not only is it a historical legacy to use racetracks as a testbed for aviation innovation, it would be the most economical and ethical way gather biomedical data on my designs.
I wish I didn't know I had Ehlers-Danlos and still believed it all was just something I could personal trainer appointment myself out of, because F1 Academy was made for me 😭
Sanrio sponsors it and everything 😭😭😭 I could take the pole in a Keroppi car 😭😭😭
Sanrio sponsors it and everything 😭😭😭 I could take the pole in a Keroppi car 😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I wish I didn't know I had Ehlers-Danlos and still believed it all was just something I could personal trainer appointment myself out of, because F1 Academy was made for me 😭
Sanrio sponsors it and everything 😭😭😭 I could take the pole in a Keroppi car 😭😭😭
Sanrio sponsors it and everything 😭😭😭 I could take the pole in a Keroppi car 😭😭😭
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Peter Harris (Canadian, b.1971)
"Elevator with Mondrian," 2023
Oil on canvas
26 x 18 in
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
"Elevator with Mondrian," 2023
Oil on canvas
26 x 18 in
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Peter Harris (Canadian, b.1971)
"Elevator with Mondrian," 2023
Oil on canvas
26 x 18 in
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
"Elevator with Mondrian," 2023
Oil on canvas
26 x 18 in
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
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‘Do you think we ever met in a past life?’ You ask, smiling like you enjoy the notion.
I think I’ve loved you in every single one. This feeling feels ancient, rooted into my soul. But what I say is: ‘I don’t know. But I’ll find you in the next one so I can annoy you some more.’
I think I’ve loved you in every single one. This feeling feels ancient, rooted into my soul. But what I say is: ‘I don’t know. But I’ll find you in the next one so I can annoy you some more.’
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
‘Do you think we ever met in a past life?’ You ask, smiling like you enjoy the notion.
I think I’ve loved you in every single one. This feeling feels ancient, rooted into my soul. But what I say is: ‘I don’t know. But I’ll find you in the next one so I can annoy you some more.’
I think I’ve loved you in every single one. This feeling feels ancient, rooted into my soul. But what I say is: ‘I don’t know. But I’ll find you in the next one so I can annoy you some more.’
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Die heilige #Elisabeth von #Thüringen, deren Gedenktag heute gefeiert wird, ist eine meiner Lieblingsheiligen.
Zum einen wurde ich ungefähr 200 Meter neben ihrer Grabeskirche geboren wurde, zum anderen wurde sie das Opfer massiven spirituellen Missbrauchs.
#Kirche #Katholisch #Missbrauch #Marburg
Zum einen wurde ich ungefähr 200 Meter neben ihrer Grabeskirche geboren wurde, zum anderen wurde sie das Opfer massiven spirituellen Missbrauchs.
#Kirche #Katholisch #Missbrauch #Marburg
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Die heilige #Elisabeth von #Thüringen, deren Gedenktag heute gefeiert wird, ist eine meiner Lieblingsheiligen.
Zum einen wurde ich ungefähr 200 Meter neben ihrer Grabeskirche geboren wurde, zum anderen wurde sie das Opfer massiven spirituellen Missbrauchs.
#Kirche #Katholisch #Missbrauch #Marburg
Zum einen wurde ich ungefähr 200 Meter neben ihrer Grabeskirche geboren wurde, zum anderen wurde sie das Opfer massiven spirituellen Missbrauchs.
#Kirche #Katholisch #Missbrauch #Marburg
People being sloppy with PPE in Italy is the flapping butterfly wings that led to my brain turning into mush so AAAAAAAAAA????
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
People being sloppy with PPE in Italy is the flapping butterfly wings that led to my brain turning into mush so AAAAAAAAAA????
Usually only 2 crows live on my block.
A group of 9 just streaked past my window surrounding a hawk and are now gathered up in the tree in case the hawk comes back.
This post is about antifa.
A group of 9 just streaked past my window surrounding a hawk and are now gathered up in the tree in case the hawk comes back.
This post is about antifa.
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Usually only 2 crows live on my block.
A group of 9 just streaked past my window surrounding a hawk and are now gathered up in the tree in case the hawk comes back.
This post is about antifa.
A group of 9 just streaked past my window surrounding a hawk and are now gathered up in the tree in case the hawk comes back.
This post is about antifa.
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Trump essentially said loyalty to the Constitution is punishable by death. Those are dangerous words coming from the President of the United States, but I’m not going to be intimidated.
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Trump essentially said loyalty to the Constitution is punishable by death. Those are dangerous words coming from the President of the United States, but I’m not going to be intimidated.
I had planned to kill myself before any snow fell and never bought boots for the year. I genuinely do not have proper footwear to go outside before they have shoveled. I don't even have a bag of bags under my sink anymore to stick something in my shoes.
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I had planned to kill myself before any snow fell and never bought boots for the year. I genuinely do not have proper footwear to go outside before they have shoveled. I don't even have a bag of bags under my sink anymore to stick something in my shoes.
Exile will do that... 😓
Tamara De Lempicka, portrait "Young Dutch Girl," 1941
The portrait was created after Tamara had left Europe. However, it still reflects the artist's chic and elegant style, which began to fade during her exile in the United States.
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
The portrait was created after Tamara had left Europe. However, it still reflects the artist's chic and elegant style, which began to fade during her exile in the United States.
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Exile will do that... 😓
I used to get shit in class for wearing a painter's robe but I'm a messy bitch who likes their clothes. I also would wear sleeves at the printing press. I feel like it's a symbol of the breakdown in artistic tradition when BFA professors shame students for traditional practices.
Zinaida Serebriakova (Ukrainian-born French, 1884-1967)
"Self Portrait in Red," 1921
Oil on canvas
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
"Self Portrait in Red," 1921
Oil on canvas
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I used to get shit in class for wearing a painter's robe but I'm a messy bitch who likes their clothes. I also would wear sleeves at the printing press. I feel like it's a symbol of the breakdown in artistic tradition when BFA professors shame students for traditional practices.
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I just bookmarked the Cheetah Cub Cam, this is the fucking cutest
Cheetah Cub Cam
The Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia.
nationalzoo.si.edu
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I just bookmarked the Cheetah Cub Cam, this is the fucking cutest
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For Wolfenoot you are supposed to have a moon decorated cake and meat. I went a little southern and did Moonpies and Jerky for my employees :d
Happy Wolfenoot!
Happy Wolfenoot!
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
For Wolfenoot you are supposed to have a moon decorated cake and meat. I went a little southern and did Moonpies and Jerky for my employees :d
Happy Wolfenoot!
Happy Wolfenoot!
It snowed last night. I'm pretty sure I have just been smelling "cold". Synesthesia is fuckin odd.
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It snowed last night. I'm pretty sure I have just been smelling "cold". Synesthesia is fuckin odd.
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Artist: FalseKnees.com (I changed words for chronic illness)
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Artist: FalseKnees.com (I changed words for chronic illness)