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Sarah
@bereftstatistic.bsky.social
An anxiety-ridden, procrastinating pedant. Enjoy theatre, the arts, cricket, music, puzzles and literature. Big fan of Stephen Dillane. Owned and operated by a dachshund called Toby.
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Omg we’ve won a game 😮⚽️🔴 #mufc
September 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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since it's autumn, here's something i drew last year, Prometheus (Stephen Dillane) and Charon (Ramon Tikaram) from the TV-series "Kaos", carving pumpkins for their spooky season.
#kaosnetflix #kaostvseries #greekmythology #charmetheus #pumpkincarving #halloween #samhain
September 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Surprise! My little animatic aka homage to Stephen Dillane is finally here for you all to watch! Short but sweet, and most importantly, made with love and eternal gratitude. Any kind of support is GREATLY appreciated, enjoy!!💖

youtu.be/gfAhfztcv8o?...

#StephenDillane #animation #animatic #art
August 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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And there you go! The second batch of teaser stills of my homage to the ever so wonderful Stephen Dillane! I will most likely release the full animatic during August, so keep an eye out! I had so much fun working on this and I can't wait to share it with you 💖

#animatic #StephenDillane #art #myart
July 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You can’t beat a National Trust secondhand bookshop when it comes to unearthing gems!
June 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The weekend wasn’t entirely as unexpected or hoped, but probably the best we could do given Mum’s dementia. Despite the cake arriving in a squashed box it is still delicious, and the cream tea hamper was worth the exploding yoghurt pot when I tried to hide the Roddas in the fridge.
June 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Got to love a National Trust secondhand bookshop. Two Samuel Beckett play texts for £1 each.
June 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
At least we will be spared being humiliated in the Champions League next season 😬 #smallmercies
May 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Of course the deadlock would be broken by a scrappy own goal. That’s just peak Manchester United and Spurs this season 😩
May 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Reading these stories it no longer feels as stupid as it did, but breaking a metatarsal by standing up caused much mirth…alongside pain and humiliation.
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
May 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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A cocktail of love and proposed murder at 9:05pm AN AFFAIR IN MIND (1988) #TPTVsubtitles
April 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My very own Carpet Porsche 🤣
April 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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An old slang German word for a dog that’s small enough for you to accidentally step on (making it yelp/honk) is Fußhupe. It means “foot-horn.”

And if a dog is low to the ground but still speedy (like a dachshund), I’ve heard it referred to in German as a Teppichporsche (“carpet-Porsche”).
April 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Happy dog at his favourite place 🏏
April 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When I was about 10 there was nothing in the world I wanted more than a Duncan Fearnley Magmum…except maybe a dog. I only ever got one of them 😂
April 17, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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April 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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In his first match at first class level, he scored 17 runs.
In the second, he scored 18.
This was clearly the inspiration for the phrase “Try again. Fail again. Fail better.”
April 13, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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His most famous play, Wait-no-yes-shit-sorry-ing For Godot, was about two batting partners involved in a disastrous runout.
April 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Happy Birthday to Samuel Beckett, whose main claim to fame is his first class batting average of 8.75.
April 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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April 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If I had a pound for every time Ally McCoist said the word really #nfomun
disney misfits tic-the-tiger is written on the bottom of the screen
ALT: disney misfits tic-the-tiger is written on the bottom of the screen
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April 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I adored my Talking Baby Sinclair 😭
#Christmas 1992: Toys and Action Figures from Beatties

(+Talking Baby Sinclair; Light and Sound Boglin; Hairy Boglin; Large Boglin; Transformers Medium Turbomasters; Transformers Medium Predators; GI Joe Battle Copter; Toyway - Knights Castle; WWF Wrestling Ring; Toad Double Bubble, and more)
April 1, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Eclipse!
March 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Happy Birthday Stephen Dillane!
a close up of a man in a suit and tie with alex rider written below him
Alt: a close up of Stephen Dillane playing Alan Blunt in the tv series Alex Rider. He is wearing a suit and tie and winking.
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March 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Wishing the happiest of birthdays to the sweetest man and most inspiring hermit there could be, aka our Stephen Dillane! Ever so charming and so incredibly compassionate, and of course, exceptionally talented as well 💖

#WilliamOgilvy #art #StephenDillane
March 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM