Ben Zelevansky
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Ben Zelevansky
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· Sep 2
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I think this is really good actually, now if you’ll excuse me the rest of this paint isn’t going to huff itself
You will need YES, Amazon Prime, Apple TV+, ESPN, Netflix, NBC/Peacock, FOX, and TBS to watch the Yankees next season.
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November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I think this is really good actually, now if you’ll excuse me the rest of this paint isn’t going to huff itself
Collective decision making by the Blazers down the stretch on a scale of 1 to OOF:
a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof
Alt: a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Collective decision making by the Blazers down the stretch on a scale of 1 to OOF:
Suck it, Starbucks. I’ll be here ‘til you make a fair deal with @sbworkersunited.org - and if you take too long, I might never come back at all. #NoContractNoCoffee $SBUX
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Suck it, Starbucks. I’ll be here ‘til you make a fair deal with @sbworkersunited.org - and if you take too long, I might never come back at all. #NoContractNoCoffee $SBUX
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: Ten foot tall pile of evidence incriminating Donald Trump as a rapist and pedophile has grown to ten feet, four inches 🚨🚨🚨
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: Ten foot tall pile of evidence incriminating Donald Trump as a rapist and pedophile has grown to ten feet, four inches 🚨🚨🚨
If I was a walking talking pain in the ass, I would probably also oppose the use of ibuprofen
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If I was a walking talking pain in the ass, I would probably also oppose the use of ibuprofen
Does anyone know how to sign up for text messages that solicit political donations? I have a four minute window each day where I’m not getting any
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Does anyone know how to sign up for text messages that solicit political donations? I have a four minute window each day where I’m not getting any
Please lord show me the way to charge this woman for access to my psychic abilities
Kim Kardashian shares her frustration in a new TikTok after failing the California bar exam, calling out psychics who told her she’d pass.
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Please lord show me the way to charge this woman for access to my psychic abilities
My agent says we still haven’t heard back about booking me on Marc Maron’s podcast, but I’ve got a good feeling 🤞🏻🤞🏻
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My agent says we still haven’t heard back about booking me on Marc Maron’s podcast, but I’ve got a good feeling 🤞🏻🤞🏻
You may like the sound of this statement but I promise you Gavin Newsom does not really believe in it because Gavin Newsom does not believe in anything
Tonight’s Senate vote on the federal government shutdown should have been a time for strength.
Instead we saw capitulation and a betrayal of working Americans.
The American people need more from their leaders.
Instead we saw capitulation and a betrayal of working Americans.
The American people need more from their leaders.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
You may like the sound of this statement but I promise you Gavin Newsom does not really believe in it because Gavin Newsom does not believe in anything
Reposted by Ben Zelevansky
We’ve arrived at the point where the failure of other Democrats to loudly denounce this delusion is making them complicit.
Schumer has learned *nothing* from 10 years of Trump. If you’re not calling for him to hand over the reins, I have to assume it’s because you think he’s doing a good job.
Schumer has learned *nothing* from 10 years of Trump. If you’re not calling for him to hand over the reins, I have to assume it’s because you think he’s doing a good job.
Asked what he would do to stop the deployment of federal troops to Portland, Chuck Schumer replies: "I'd hope some of them [Republicans] would join us in legislation to prevent it from happening."
"I know they're loyal to Trump and does whatever he wants but this is so far stepping over the line"
"I know they're loyal to Trump and does whatever he wants but this is so far stepping over the line"
September 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We’ve arrived at the point where the failure of other Democrats to loudly denounce this delusion is making them complicit.
Schumer has learned *nothing* from 10 years of Trump. If you’re not calling for him to hand over the reins, I have to assume it’s because you think he’s doing a good job.
Schumer has learned *nothing* from 10 years of Trump. If you’re not calling for him to hand over the reins, I have to assume it’s because you think he’s doing a good job.
“Couples comedy” should be punishable by a minimum 18 month prison sentence. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
“Couples comedy” should be punishable by a minimum 18 month prison sentence. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I have been sitting on the train they call the City of New Orleans for two hours now, and we haven’t left the station because it won’t stop performing folk music
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I have been sitting on the train they call the City of New Orleans for two hours now, and we haven’t left the station because it won’t stop performing folk music
Reposted by Ben Zelevansky
I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.
1. This morning, California Governor said he was in "complete alignment" with anti-LGBTQ+ hate-influencer Charlie Kirk of TPUSA on transgender sports.
He also conceded on trans inmates and gender affirming care for youth.
It's so much worse than being reported.
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He also conceded on trans inmates and gender affirming care for youth.
It's so much worse than being reported.
Subscribe to support my journalism.
CA Gov Gavin Newsom "Completely Aligns" With Charlie Kirk On Trans Issues In Podcast
The California Governor, in the launch of his new podcast, announced that he completely aligned with far-right, ant-LGBTQ+ influencer Charlie Kirk on sports, and agreed on prisons and youth care.
www.erininthemorning.com
August 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.
Reposted by Ben Zelevansky
I don’t want to say Andrew Cuomo’s political career is dead, but it just checked into a nursing home run by Andrew Cuomo
June 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don’t want to say Andrew Cuomo’s political career is dead, but it just checked into a nursing home run by Andrew Cuomo
I think Eric Adams is a little confused…in the wake of the Mamdani victory, he just promised to move IN to New York City!
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I think Eric Adams is a little confused…in the wake of the Mamdani victory, he just promised to move IN to New York City!
Sure this sounds great but why won’t he establish a student loan debt forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Sure this sounds great but why won’t he establish a student loan debt forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities
Shoutout to Dick Cheney, who was a rapacious amoral war criminal before it was cool
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Shoutout to Dick Cheney, who was a rapacious amoral war criminal before it was cool
Absolutely devastated at the loss of Dick Cheney*
*before I was able buy stock in disingenuous usage of the word “controversial”
*before I was able buy stock in disingenuous usage of the word “controversial”
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Absolutely devastated at the loss of Dick Cheney*
*before I was able buy stock in disingenuous usage of the word “controversial”
*before I was able buy stock in disingenuous usage of the word “controversial”
Wondering how many of these Mamdani doomers were just as convinced that Eric Adams was the future of the party and wondering further why they still think their opinions are worth expressing
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Wondering how many of these Mamdani doomers were just as convinced that Eric Adams was the future of the party and wondering further why they still think their opinions are worth expressing
I like my income like I like my aggression - passive
October 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I like my income like I like my aggression - passive
Canadian team is simply too polite to win a game in the opposing team’s city
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Canadian team is simply too polite to win a game in the opposing team’s city
Do you enjoy throwing a baseball? Do you own your own glove? The Los Angeles Dodgers would like to hear from you!
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Do you enjoy throwing a baseball? Do you own your own glove? The Los Angeles Dodgers would like to hear from you!
Blazers undefeated in the Tiago Splitter era
October 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Blazers undefeated in the Tiago Splitter era