This is flagrant Morton Downey Jr erasure

“Please, Mr. Vampire was my father…call me Vlad.”

Never mind the money laundering, his worst crime is that utterly rizzless signature block

The text looks good, but the words and phrases they chose to animate seem haphazard. Are we driving home key points or are we doing full captioning?

Also a bit of a red flag to cut away from him speaking so frequently that he never expresses a complete thought on camera.

They really stretched this hard and somehow couldn’t beat “cohorts”

Look Bill Maher still has a show based on merit and I’ll hear no more about it

Eat shit Daniel Day Lewis

Spoiler alert: It’s short for Lucretia

It’s this attention to detail that explains why every 4th can of Coke has a rat head or torso in it

Imagine them trying to spell “Fidelio”on that iPad keyboard

Still can’t believe I sneezed right when the boss asked me for a company name suggestion

I liked those gloves, it was almost as if his hands were covered in a deep crimson substance of some kind