hazey jane
@bentoritebox.bsky.social
you can’t be who you were, so you’d better start being just what you are <3
dating is sooo hard when ur transgender and mentally ill and a lil autistic and vegan and shy and stupid and communist and, most importantly, drop-dead gorgeous
January 31, 2026 at 1:06 AM
dating is sooo hard when ur transgender and mentally ill and a lil autistic and vegan and shy and stupid and communist and, most importantly, drop-dead gorgeous
mao's little red book is basically a zine
January 22, 2026 at 1:16 AM
mao's little red book is basically a zine
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"hiiiii can you draw laura palmer"
January 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
"hiiiii can you draw laura palmer"
listening to xiu xiu is goated when forgetting to take my meds is the vibe
January 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
listening to xiu xiu is goated when forgetting to take my meds is the vibe
going to a folk punk show is fun but it feels like when don draper would hang out with beatniks
September 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
going to a folk punk show is fun but it feels like when don draper would hang out with beatniks
job interview hack: instead of doing practice interviews, apply to obvious pyramid schemes and give them a fake phone number
September 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
job interview hack: instead of doing practice interviews, apply to obvious pyramid schemes and give them a fake phone number
getting into bruce springsteen. how the hell was he only 26 when he sang born to run? those are the vocals of someone who’s been smoking 40 years
September 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
getting into bruce springsteen. how the hell was he only 26 when he sang born to run? those are the vocals of someone who’s been smoking 40 years
need a butch boyfriend to groom me
Deciding "my wife (in Borat voice)" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been groomed by your butch boyfriends and it SHOWS.
September 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
need a butch boyfriend to groom me
no one else on tv has ever been as cool as carol playing doom 2 on ER
August 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
no one else on tv has ever been as cool as carol playing doom 2 on ER
random old man compared me to agent scully, need all other men to step up their game
August 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
random old man compared me to agent scully, need all other men to step up their game
it really is, george 💔
July 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
it really is, george 💔
walking into half-price books: cds aren’t really my thing, i just rip them onto my ipod so it’s not different from just downloading them
walking out of half-price books:
walking out of half-price books:
July 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
walking into half-price books: cds aren’t really my thing, i just rip them onto my ipod so it’s not different from just downloading them
walking out of half-price books:
walking out of half-price books:
Cléo from 9 to 5 (1962) and The Living End (1992)
July 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Cléo from 9 to 5 (1962) and The Living End (1992)
older couple at this screening of eddington kept asking each other to explain what was happening in the movie. please do not interrupt my viewing of the 2.5 hour connor o’malley video
July 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
older couple at this screening of eddington kept asking each other to explain what was happening in the movie. please do not interrupt my viewing of the 2.5 hour connor o’malley video
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Gender Troublemakers (1993)
July 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Gender Troublemakers (1993)
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it’s that time of year again
July 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
it’s that time of year again
there is nothing on the computer more fun than typing “sudo pacman -Syu” into the terminal
June 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
there is nothing on the computer more fun than typing “sudo pacman -Syu” into the terminal
mental health hack! it is impossible to kill yourself while waiting for records in the mail
June 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
mental health hack! it is impossible to kill yourself while waiting for records in the mail
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fujoing tf out about paul mccartney and lennon rn
June 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
fujoing tf out about paul mccartney and lennon rn
taco bell should put the sauce in the burrito instead of in packets so that i don’t have to apply it when i’m driving at 60 mph in a school zone
March 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
taco bell should put the sauce in the burrito instead of in packets so that i don’t have to apply it when i’m driving at 60 mph in a school zone