Ben Heller
@benheller.bsky.social
Are we still using this thing?
An A’s hat with a 2002 World Series patch, purchased at an MLB sample sale quite some time ago.
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
An A’s hat with a 2002 World Series patch, purchased at an MLB sample sale quite some time ago.
Too late to get Ryan Lizza on the Manningcast?
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Too late to get Ryan Lizza on the Manningcast?
“I’m a Grok guy” - JD Vance
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“I’m a Grok guy” - JD Vance
SAINT MAUD (if it counts as this decade)
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
SAINT MAUD (if it counts as this decade)
The Blue Jays somehow don’t know that the most terrifying phrase in baseball is “ex-Phillies reliever.”
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The Blue Jays somehow don’t know that the most terrifying phrase in baseball is “ex-Phillies reliever.”
At least the Mariners would be leaving people on base in these innings.
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
At least the Mariners would be leaving people on base in these innings.
So The Running Man holds up
October 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
So The Running Man holds up
MLB closers are the only people asked to do their job in a completely different manner when it matters most.
October 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
MLB closers are the only people asked to do their job in a completely different manner when it matters most.
Reposted by Ben Heller
Delete your Twitter account.
September 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Delete your Twitter account.
If you zoom in close enough to the makeup on Trump’s hand, you can make out the “Ah, well nevertheless” tweet.
August 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If you zoom in close enough to the makeup on Trump’s hand, you can make out the “Ah, well nevertheless” tweet.
Reposted by Ben Heller
“Netflix fans”
June 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“Netflix fans”
Therados was right there
Scoop: Elizabeth Holmes is advising her partner on the launch of a new biotech startup. It's name? Blood flower
npr.org/2025/05/10/n...
npr.org/2025/05/10/n...
Elizabeth Holmes's partner raises millions for new biotech testing startup
The incarcerated former Silicon Valley star is advising her partner on a new health tech startup. Holmes was convicted of defrauding investors in her blood-testing company Theranos.
npr.org
May 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Therados was right there
If you have far left views, Republicans will hide you in a detention center. If you have far right views, Gavin Newsom will ask you to hold that thought while he tells you how to get 25% off your first order of MeUndies.
March 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you have far left views, Republicans will hide you in a detention center. If you have far right views, Gavin Newsom will ask you to hold that thought while he tells you how to get 25% off your first order of MeUndies.
For those of us who found “former athletes saying random things” to be the best part of Twitter, Bluesky will just never compare.
November 15, 2024 at 1:58 AM
For those of us who found “former athletes saying random things” to be the best part of Twitter, Bluesky will just never compare.
Has Bluesky already made the “This Matt Gaetz news has really struck a chord, and it’s a minor” joke, or are not enough people here yet?
November 13, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Has Bluesky already made the “This Matt Gaetz news has really struck a chord, and it’s a minor” joke, or are not enough people here yet?
Imagine being such an insufferable piece of shit that you’ve been wearing a cowboy hat backwards for 10 years and nobody’s bothered to tell you.
September 29, 2023 at 10:11 PM
Imagine being such an insufferable piece of shit that you’ve been wearing a cowboy hat backwards for 10 years and nobody’s bothered to tell you.