My new therapist is a fellow nerd but he pronounces Robert Heinlein as “He in lee in” and I’m skeptical he can help me.
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
My new therapist is a fellow nerd but he pronounces Robert Heinlein as “He in lee in” and I’m skeptical he can help me.
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*nuzzis u*
*notices ur brainworm*
OwO what's this??
*notices ur brainworm*
OwO what's this??
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
*nuzzis u*
*notices ur brainworm*
OwO what's this??
*notices ur brainworm*
OwO what's this??
I’m seeing Benadryl discourse today and really want to weigh in with some of my past adventures but the part of me that experiences shame will not allow it. I will say it was always really difficult locating my glasses afterwards.
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’m seeing Benadryl discourse today and really want to weigh in with some of my past adventures but the part of me that experiences shame will not allow it. I will say it was always really difficult locating my glasses afterwards.
I can’t believe so many people I respect and admire are still following him but if this doesn’t do it consider yourself blocked
Please quote tweet this like you’re super mad about it
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I can’t believe so many people I respect and admire are still following him but if this doesn’t do it consider yourself blocked
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Also since it keeps coming in the comments, I promise I’m not a rat hater either
I couldn’t recommend pet rats enough except for their very short lifespans, I miss my girls dearly
I couldn’t recommend pet rats enough except for their very short lifespans, I miss my girls dearly
November 26, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Also since it keeps coming in the comments, I promise I’m not a rat hater either
I couldn’t recommend pet rats enough except for their very short lifespans, I miss my girls dearly
I couldn’t recommend pet rats enough except for their very short lifespans, I miss my girls dearly
Oh no is Harris going to be able to win in 2028 now that Dick Cheney isn’t around to endorse her
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Oh no is Harris going to be able to win in 2028 now that Dick Cheney isn’t around to endorse her
Playing outer worlds 2 after finishing wasteland 3 and one thing western RPGs have over jrpgs is that you are much more likely to get to loot a big ole steaming pile of feces and carry it around in your inventory.
November 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Playing outer worlds 2 after finishing wasteland 3 and one thing western RPGs have over jrpgs is that you are much more likely to get to loot a big ole steaming pile of feces and carry it around in your inventory.
Finally spent some time with UFO 50 and made it up to Mortol, holy shit this is amazing.
November 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Finally spent some time with UFO 50 and made it up to Mortol, holy shit this is amazing.
Oh my god Tesla uses the intentionally absurd Spaceballs speeds in their car, they invented the whimsical torment nexus
November 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Oh my god Tesla uses the intentionally absurd Spaceballs speeds in their car, they invented the whimsical torment nexus
Taco John’s drive thru is AI now and is absolute infuriating dog shit
October 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Taco John’s drive thru is AI now and is absolute infuriating dog shit
I got the consumerism flaw in outer worlds 2 even tho I just preordered the normal edition, I thought it was just for dropping $30 more on the early access version? I don’t really fit the “needing to buy the next big thing” part but they got me with “terrible at financial planning” so I’m opting in
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I got the consumerism flaw in outer worlds 2 even tho I just preordered the normal edition, I thought it was just for dropping $30 more on the early access version? I don’t really fit the “needing to buy the next big thing” part but they got me with “terrible at financial planning” so I’m opting in
Angela Deth’s plot in Wasteland 3 makes no sense whatsoever. I’ve been loving this game but the cognitive dissonance here has broken my brain. Maybe I’m just cranky becuz the game just crashed after finishing the twenty minute long HQ fight right before this but wtf is going on??
October 25, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Angela Deth’s plot in Wasteland 3 makes no sense whatsoever. I’ve been loving this game but the cognitive dissonance here has broken my brain. Maybe I’m just cranky becuz the game just crashed after finishing the twenty minute long HQ fight right before this but wtf is going on??
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that's why the Goonies never die. it wasn't physically possible
October 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
that's why the Goonies never die. it wasn't physically possible
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Platner should've fixed it by adding Calvin peeing on the existing tattoo
October 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Platner should've fixed it by adding Calvin peeing on the existing tattoo
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Ode To Spot is one of the most technically brilliant poems I've ever had the pleasure to hear you take that goddamn BACK
October 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Ode To Spot is one of the most technically brilliant poems I've ever had the pleasure to hear you take that goddamn BACK
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It’s nice having insurance again and being back on insulin. It sucks that I have to remember to eat now or I’ll go literally insane. I don’t even have symptoms when I’m not taking it, my blood sugar was like 400+ at all times but I felt normal. Now there’s like twice a day where I’m like uh oh
October 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It’s nice having insurance again and being back on insulin. It sucks that I have to remember to eat now or I’ll go literally insane. I don’t even have symptoms when I’m not taking it, my blood sugar was like 400+ at all times but I felt normal. Now there’s like twice a day where I’m like uh oh
Is silent hill f meatpunk
October 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Is silent hill f meatpunk
Every time I see a picture of Curtis Sliwa there’s a moment where my brain is sure he’s Roy Campbell from metal gear
October 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Every time I see a picture of Curtis Sliwa there’s a moment where my brain is sure he’s Roy Campbell from metal gear
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My understanding is that there won't be another season of Peacemaker. Instead, the story will continue in other DCU movies.
I'd prefer another season of Peacemaker.
I'd prefer another season of Peacemaker.
October 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My understanding is that there won't be another season of Peacemaker. Instead, the story will continue in other DCU movies.
I'd prefer another season of Peacemaker.
I'd prefer another season of Peacemaker.
Attention fellow sickos!!
Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Attention fellow sickos!!
My laptop has finally reached the age where all it can do is somewhat reliably run YouTube if I restart it every couple days 🫡
October 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My laptop has finally reached the age where all it can do is somewhat reliably run YouTube if I restart it every couple days 🫡
I heard the comics that performed in Riyadh all got “Silent Hilled”. They’re wandering around backstage with steel pipes looking for health packs and facing grotesque manifestations of wokeness
October 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I heard the comics that performed in Riyadh all got “Silent Hilled”. They’re wandering around backstage with steel pipes looking for health packs and facing grotesque manifestations of wokeness