Oh my god Tesla uses the intentionally absurd Spaceballs speeds in their car, they invented the whimsical torment nexus

From deathgenerator dot com

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Every time I see a picture of Curtis Sliwa there’s a moment where my brain is sure he’s Roy Campbell from metal gear

I would bet one million bluesky points that this gal dumped him several months ago and has finally stopped pity responding to his texts

The bags under his eyes are telling me it’s not great for actually sleeping on

These guys have real “AI artist reveals what Nintendo characters would look like as actual humans” energy

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about the phrase “telling someone they aren’t a real muppet page” since the muppet history scandal broke a couple weeks ago