alexis quasarano
@beetlejuice.bsky.social
tv / comic book writer
watch harley quinn on max
read deadpool
watch harley quinn on max
read deadpool
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First look at ‘STRANGER THINGS: TALES FROM ‘85’
The animated series follows the Hawkins group on an adventure set between Seasons 2 and 3 of the main show.
Releasing in 2026 on Netflix.
The animated series follows the Hawkins group on an adventure set between Seasons 2 and 3 of the main show.
Releasing in 2026 on Netflix.
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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redownload this app to say I Love LA
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
redownload this app to say I Love LA
Turkish Airlines should rebrand to Turkish Hairlines for how many people fly over to get hair transplants done in Turkey
October 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Turkish Airlines should rebrand to Turkish Hairlines for how many people fly over to get hair transplants done in Turkey
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Hard to express just how much of a dream-come-true it was to be asked to write Deadpool. The fact we got to end it on our own terms was just icing on the cake! Big thanks to my wonderful editors Ellie, MR, Mark, and Cy, and an even bigger thanks to all the wonderful fans for supporting our book!
September 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hard to express just how much of a dream-come-true it was to be asked to write Deadpool. The fact we got to end it on our own terms was just icing on the cake! Big thanks to my wonderful editors Ellie, MR, Mark, and Cy, and an even bigger thanks to all the wonderful fans for supporting our book!
not to be too dramatic but the mcr show last night forever changed me and idk if I'll ever experience anything like that again
July 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
not to be too dramatic but the mcr show last night forever changed me and idk if I'll ever experience anything like that again
my dad once called Tom Lehrer and invited him to a house party because he lived nearby and was listed in the phone book. Tom Lehrer said he would only come if they had a piano. Unfortunately, my dad did not have a piano :(
July 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
my dad once called Tom Lehrer and invited him to a house party because he lived nearby and was listed in the phone book. Tom Lehrer said he would only come if they had a piano. Unfortunately, my dad did not have a piano :(
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ive been summoned
July 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
ive been summoned
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ai art is the modern aesthetic of fascism
June 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
ai art is the modern aesthetic of fascism
do zombies age or does the virus stop that?
June 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
do zombies age or does the virus stop that?
choose your fighter
June 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
choose your fighter
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suddenly aware of my tongue and now I can’t fall asleep
June 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
suddenly aware of my tongue and now I can’t fall asleep
sorry in advance for the person ill become when the new season of doctor who starts
June 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
sorry in advance for the person ill become when the new season of doctor who starts
Nathan Fielder flying 737 > Tom Cruise plane stunt
May 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Nathan Fielder flying 737 > Tom Cruise plane stunt
get high, order thai 😎
May 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
get high, order thai 😎
what if I started playing maplestory in the year of 2025
May 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
what if I started playing maplestory in the year of 2025
IT WORKED
singing “poop for me” (to the tune of Little Shop of Horror’s “grow for me”) to my cat because neither of us want to deal with laxatives
May 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
IT WORKED
singing “poop for me” (to the tune of Little Shop of Horror’s “grow for me”) to my cat because neither of us want to deal with laxatives
May 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
singing “poop for me” (to the tune of Little Shop of Horror’s “grow for me”) to my cat because neither of us want to deal with laxatives
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happy 15th anniversary bb
May 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
happy 15th anniversary bb
wrote a new pilot and received the ideal response
May 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
wrote a new pilot and received the ideal response
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cis people: please call your senators today. Please please please. this is so critical. we’re begging you
May 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
cis people: please call your senators today. Please please please. this is so critical. we’re begging you
I hope the next final destination movie has a death by snu snu
May 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I hope the next final destination movie has a death by snu snu
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Made some Magic: The Gathering cards
May 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Made some Magic: The Gathering cards