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beetlejuice.bsky.social
alexis quasarano
@beetlejuice.bsky.social
370 followers 190 following 520 posts
tv / comic book writer
watch harley quinn on max
read deadpool
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ive been summoned
three replies with different stills from the Beetlejuice animated show
July 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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same energy
cat in the foreground eating while another cat in the background waits to sneak up and eat the food for himself Jason Momoa sneaking up behind Henry Cavill on the red carpet
June 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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choose your fighter
shot from Evangelion of Asuka looking down with judgement text: Pathetic shot of principal skinner looking down with judgement
June 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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wrote a new pilot and received the ideal response
text message that reads: Congrats! Your script was the horniest thing I’ve read in a public space
May 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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congrats to my dad who finally achieved his life long Tony Soprano dream of having ducks visit his pool
Two ducks visiting a backyard pool.
May 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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may you also find a fiancé who supports your delusional crushes on fictional video game characters
signed photo of astarion from baldurs gate 3. It reads: happy birthday Alexis my forbidden crush love astarion
April 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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winter —> summer
long haired cat sleeping on the bed long haired cat that has been shaved to look like a lion
April 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Burbank’s GameStop has about 35ish people in line already if anyone is looking for a place to pre-order the switch 2 (come hang out with me)
GameStop sign with text that reads: Nintendo Switch 2 Pre-Orders Available April 24th! This location will have Nintendo Switch 2 Base Unit: 28 available for pre-order Nintendo Switch 2 Mario Kart Bundle: 54 available for pre-order *limit 1 per customer*
April 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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*hits vape*
first image: classroom of kid. text reads: “say the line, bart!” second image: sad bart simpson. Text reads: “the conclave begins now” third image: classroom cheering. Text reads: Yaaaaaay!
April 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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my final form
photo of a brunette 30 something with a baseball cap featuring clippy smoking a cig and wearing a sweater that reads: I heart Irish Boys. she’s also holding a Guinness pint and looking at her phone while sitting at the Dublin airport
April 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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DELTARUNE LAUNCH TITLE FOR SWITCH 2
meme of men being serious then excited on a couch for a video game announcement
April 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Halsin approves
a photo of alexis in front of a red door that has the text: “Druid” painted on it. Alexis is giving 2 peace signs and smiling. It’s early morning in Galway, Ireland
April 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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made it to ireland
April 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

WHY DO WE HAVE TO WAIT TILL 2026?!?!
new switch game tomodachi life living the dream
March 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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new hair
new comic
please check out Pooluminati #1
❤️🖤
photo of writer, alexis quasarano, holding an issue of the comic pooluminati #1
March 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
March 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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how I spent my lunch break
meme asking if a depressed person could making something a screenshot of a depressed person winning Balatro for the first time
March 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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turned out better than I thought
soft scrambled eggs with chili oil and herbs on toast with tater tots, arugula, kimchi, and tomatoes. the eggs didn't burn, please clap.
March 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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that is no random tuesday!
March 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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how your email finds me
February 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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the kind of energy I bring to deadpool
February 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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sorry my life is Deadpool now
new Ellie & Princess short out 3/26 🥹
February 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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roses are red
violets are blue
there’s no one else I’d rather play final fantasy xiv online
than with you
💞 @chojnowski.bsky.social
February 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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text: theres a new marvel out that’s supposed to be nuts
February 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM