Muad’Beep
@beepcat.bsky.social
In the name of the moon, I’ll whoop your ass
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Muad’Beep
@beepcat.bsky.social
· Sep 15
Is anyone else always slightly anxious that your computer chair is gonna break in the worst possible way and send the hydraulic stick right up your butthole, or is that just me?
If you would've asked me two years ago if I ever imagined having a pho-loving 15 month old who LOUDLY demands "more! more!" broth, I would've told you "well yes, of course".
(She is loudly demanding more broth as we speak)
(She is loudly demanding more broth as we speak)
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If you would've asked me two years ago if I ever imagined having a pho-loving 15 month old who LOUDLY demands "more! more!" broth, I would've told you "well yes, of course".
(She is loudly demanding more broth as we speak)
(She is loudly demanding more broth as we speak)
I listened to the new Florence + The Machine album and was punched in the face and shot 57 times IN MY OWN HOME.
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I listened to the new Florence + The Machine album and was punched in the face and shot 57 times IN MY OWN HOME.
Just so everyone knows, I think Nugget couches are the best gaming seats.
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Just so everyone knows, I think Nugget couches are the best gaming seats.
No one really prepared me for the deep seated sense of failure you get as a parent when your child is sick on a holiday and you feel like you couldn't give them the holiday they deserved.
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
No one really prepared me for the deep seated sense of failure you get as a parent when your child is sick on a holiday and you feel like you couldn't give them the holiday they deserved.
The rhinovirus has hit the Towers.
October 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The rhinovirus has hit the Towers.
The number of half-eaten, abandoned baby cookies in random sofa crevices in this house is *wild*
October 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The number of half-eaten, abandoned baby cookies in random sofa crevices in this house is *wild*
Bea has learned Throw Stuff in Dog Water, which includes throwing her stuffed Bluey in there. And like... yes, correct Bluey IS a dog, baby BUT also pls do not waterboard your plushies.
October 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Bea has learned Throw Stuff in Dog Water, which includes throwing her stuffed Bluey in there. And like... yes, correct Bluey IS a dog, baby BUT also pls do not waterboard your plushies.
Bea is cutting at least 2 canines at once (she won't let me see the top teeth), no one has slept in over a week, and work is relentless.
We are doing *great*.
We are doing *great*.
October 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Bea is cutting at least 2 canines at once (she won't let me see the top teeth), no one has slept in over a week, and work is relentless.
We are doing *great*.
We are doing *great*.
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"but it's everywhere now so we just have to accept it's the new reality" motherfucker we can just stop putting it everywhere! we did it with asbestos and CFCs and lead-based paint or petrol and make-up with arsenic in it! if everyone is using something and it's bad, we can choose to stop!
"anti-AI people should just learn more about it" motherfucker I know so much about it, that's why I'm anti-AI
October 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"but it's everywhere now so we just have to accept it's the new reality" motherfucker we can just stop putting it everywhere! we did it with asbestos and CFCs and lead-based paint or petrol and make-up with arsenic in it! if everyone is using something and it's bad, we can choose to stop!
Its about that time of year again.
(Time to start a new BG3 playthrough and never finish it ❤️)
(Time to start a new BG3 playthrough and never finish it ❤️)
October 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Its about that time of year again.
(Time to start a new BG3 playthrough and never finish it ❤️)
(Time to start a new BG3 playthrough and never finish it ❤️)
I wish there was some kind of baby product trial program.
Signed, a mom who is just always overwhelmed with the amount of products to choose from on a budget.
Signed, a mom who is just always overwhelmed with the amount of products to choose from on a budget.
October 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I wish there was some kind of baby product trial program.
Signed, a mom who is just always overwhelmed with the amount of products to choose from on a budget.
Signed, a mom who is just always overwhelmed with the amount of products to choose from on a budget.
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Tom Clancy’s All-Hands Meeting
September 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Tom Clancy’s All-Hands Meeting
If I have to be responsible for ONE MORE THING at work this week I swear to god I will CRASH OUT.
a close up of a spongebob squarepants cartoon character with a very strange face .
ALT: a close up of a spongebob squarepants cartoon character with a very strange face .
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If I have to be responsible for ONE MORE THING at work this week I swear to god I will CRASH OUT.
Pre-game pep rally
(Blasting Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet before waking the baby from her nap)
(Blasting Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet before waking the baby from her nap)
September 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Pre-game pep rally
(Blasting Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet before waking the baby from her nap)
(Blasting Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet before waking the baby from her nap)
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The birth rate is never going to rise until governments actually invest in women’s and children’s healthcare and rights but apparently no one likes hearing that.
September 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The birth rate is never going to rise until governments actually invest in women’s and children’s healthcare and rights but apparently no one likes hearing that.
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Precisely this. Kirk was not engaging in actual discussion with anyone. His entire brand was baiting unprepared undergrads into providing content that he could heavily edit for use in advancing his audience's favored narrative fantasies about clueless kids.
The actual audience for these performances was not the aforementioned undergrads, but right wing donors whose grandkids no longer speak to them. The product he sold wasn’t persuasion but the vicarious fantasy of schooling the whippersnappers.
September 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Precisely this. Kirk was not engaging in actual discussion with anyone. His entire brand was baiting unprepared undergrads into providing content that he could heavily edit for use in advancing his audience's favored narrative fantasies about clueless kids.
Saw Soccer Mommy ✅️
Got a promotion today ✅️
Everything's coming up Millhouse.
Got a promotion today ✅️
Everything's coming up Millhouse.
September 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Saw Soccer Mommy ✅️
Got a promotion today ✅️
Everything's coming up Millhouse.
Got a promotion today ✅️
Everything's coming up Millhouse.
Tonight was Mom's First Solo Night Out and I just want everyone to know that I was very brave about it.
September 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Tonight was Mom's First Solo Night Out and I just want everyone to know that I was very brave about it.
LOOK OUT SOCCER MOMMY HERE I COME
September 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
LOOK OUT SOCCER MOMMY HERE I COME
I am genuinely so sad to miss Soccer Mommy in town tonight.
September 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I am genuinely so sad to miss Soccer Mommy in town tonight.
Chasing a cinnamon raisin bagel with some doritos, just to feel something.
September 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Chasing a cinnamon raisin bagel with some doritos, just to feel something.
When I die, I want UPS to lower me into the ground so they can let me down *one last time*.
September 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
When I die, I want UPS to lower me into the ground so they can let me down *one last time*.
One thing about me is - if I have a spare 5 minutes (or even if I don’t) on the way to something I don’t wanna do, I’m gonna be getting myself a coffee treat about it (this is why I am usually late)
(I’m on my way to an oil change and making myself late getting coffee)
(I’m on my way to an oil change and making myself late getting coffee)
September 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
One thing about me is - if I have a spare 5 minutes (or even if I don’t) on the way to something I don’t wanna do, I’m gonna be getting myself a coffee treat about it (this is why I am usually late)
(I’m on my way to an oil change and making myself late getting coffee)
(I’m on my way to an oil change and making myself late getting coffee)
JJK SEASON 3 TRAILER LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO (straight 2 hell bc it is The Culling Games arc)
August 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
JJK SEASON 3 TRAILER LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO (straight 2 hell bc it is The Culling Games arc)
When I start to feel down on myself or overwhelmed these days, I just remind myself - I beat Radahn on the first try.
Then, I honestly feel a whole lot better.
That’s kind of a big deal.
Then, I honestly feel a whole lot better.
That’s kind of a big deal.
August 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
When I start to feel down on myself or overwhelmed these days, I just remind myself - I beat Radahn on the first try.
Then, I honestly feel a whole lot better.
That’s kind of a big deal.
Then, I honestly feel a whole lot better.
That’s kind of a big deal.