Thankful McBeardface
@beefandbeard.bsky.social
The real beer was inside you all along
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40-something white dude doing my best to not be like 40-something white dudes
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40-something white dude doing my best to not be like 40-something white dudes
🎶 Life is a mystery
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like…
Home 🎶
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like…
Home 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
🎶 Life is a mystery
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like…
Home 🎶
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like…
Home 🎶
We still eating the green M&Ms last or nah?
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We still eating the green M&Ms last or nah?
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"out of resources"
If only there was a group of people who had tons of resources that they're holding onto for dear life rather than do something positive for the world.
If only there was a group of people who had tons of resources that they're holding onto for dear life rather than do something positive for the world.
Mike Johnson on SNAP benefits ending Saturday: "The White House has all the pain dials turned back to just a 0 or a 1 as best they can, but when you're out or resources they go all the way up. And it's out of their hands, it's out of our hands."
October 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"out of resources"
If only there was a group of people who had tons of resources that they're holding onto for dear life rather than do something positive for the world.
If only there was a group of people who had tons of resources that they're holding onto for dear life rather than do something positive for the world.
Regardless of the vile, reprehensible garbage the man spewed, he was a human being and no other human being had the right to end his life. Just as the gun lobby and the shooters he so adamantly defended have no right to take the lives of others, despite his repeated arguments to the contrary (1/2)
Horrific to hear that Charlie Kirk was shot today in Utah. Political violence must be always and totally rejected. Praying for him and all who may have been injured or impacted.
September 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Regardless of the vile, reprehensible garbage the man spewed, he was a human being and no other human being had the right to end his life. Just as the gun lobby and the shooters he so adamantly defended have no right to take the lives of others, despite his repeated arguments to the contrary (1/2)
Slightly diminish a book
Dial M for Manslaughter (Involuntary)
Dial M for Manslaughter (Involuntary)
Slightly diminish a book
A Nasty Cold Comes for the Archbishop
A Nasty Cold Comes for the Archbishop
Slightly diminish a book
The Relatively Manageable Lightness of Being
The Relatively Manageable Lightness of Being
September 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Slightly diminish a book
Dial M for Manslaughter (Involuntary)
Dial M for Manslaughter (Involuntary)
The summer I turned
August 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The summer I turned
If I had a hypno trigger it would definitely be the sound of Sabrina Carpenter singing “mother fuuhcker”
August 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If I had a hypno trigger it would definitely be the sound of Sabrina Carpenter singing “mother fuuhcker”
Been saying this for years
AFV is just ow my balls but hosted by Carlton from fresh prince of bel air
August 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Been saying this for years
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oh dang I heard "forgive my language" and thought Vance was finally apologizing for Hillbilly Elegy
July 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
oh dang I heard "forgive my language" and thought Vance was finally apologizing for Hillbilly Elegy
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the internet was a mistake
June 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
the internet was a mistake
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McQueen and McQueen
June 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
McQueen and McQueen
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“The care of human life and happiness and not their destruction is the first and only legitimate object of good government.” ~ Thomas Jefferson
a close up of a painting of james t. johnson
ALT: a close up of a painting of james t. johnson
media.tenor.com
June 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
“The care of human life and happiness and not their destruction is the first and only legitimate object of good government.” ~ Thomas Jefferson
I promise you if my seat mate brings this shit on a flight it will be a very unhappy hour
May 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I promise you if my seat mate brings this shit on a flight it will be a very unhappy hour
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Happy milf day to all the milves
May 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Happy milf day to all the milves
Artificial intelligence when I was a kid
May 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Artificial intelligence when I was a kid
The Aho/Pesce embrace in the handshake line is the wholesome postgame content we all needed
April 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The Aho/Pesce embrace in the handshake line is the wholesome postgame content we all needed
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Kick his ass, Seabass!
April 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Kick his ass, Seabass!
I’m still mourning the 2OT loss, but TBS cutting immediately to Get Hard is something
April 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’m still mourning the 2OT loss, but TBS cutting immediately to Get Hard is something
I only smoke if the playoff game goes to 2OT
April 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I only smoke if the playoff game goes to 2OT
You know it’s playoff hockey when you can’t figure out where you set your drink down (in your own house)
April 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You know it’s playoff hockey when you can’t figure out where you set your drink down (in your own house)
SETH MOTHER FUCKING JARVIS
April 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
SETH MOTHER FUCKING JARVIS
Boss mode: no Marvel, Indiana Jones, or Nolan’s Batman either
April 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Boss mode: no Marvel, Indiana Jones, or Nolan’s Batman either
TIRED: being wired
WIRED: being tired
Welcome to your 40s.
WIRED: being tired
Welcome to your 40s.
April 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
TIRED: being wired
WIRED: being tired
Welcome to your 40s.
WIRED: being tired
Welcome to your 40s.