Ryan 🍉🇯🇲
bedoviann.bsky.social
Ryan 🍉🇯🇲
@bedoviann.bsky.social
He/Him | Married | Polyam | Demisexual | Nerd
Monica Lewinsky has just been granted the opportunity to become the funniest person alive with one tweet. #Blacksky #epstein #emails
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
These Charlie Kirk memes are fire but we still want to know about them Epstein files

#Blacksky #Epstein #CharlieKirk
September 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
There's a specific flavor of nightmare that is owning a car in a walkable city. I am very pro-walkable city, but tragically I still need a car because I occasionally have to run errands that require me to store things in a trunk and so public transport isn't an option.
August 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Lil creepy ass nigga
#Blacksky #cats
July 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Yesterday I stood in front of my window holding my cat Langston in my arms and started monologuing about how I would bring this city to its knees. I get why super villains do that shit now it's fun. #Blacksky
June 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Snail for ren faire
June 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
We outchea #catdad #Blacksky
June 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Everyone say hello to my son Reverend Langston Larceny Cvntserver. #Blacksky #catdad
June 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I asked a dude why he listen to men's advice on how to attract women instead of listening to women and he said "If you want to catch a mouse, you don't ask the mouse, you ask the cat." But this the cat he was asking. #Blacksky #masculinity
May 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My favorite thing about being into comics is I be calling these heroes by their government names like we're friends. Just out here like "Now Matthew you know you need to stop lying to that girl." #Blacksky #comics #Daredevil
April 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
That time I made a t shirt out of a Facebook argument. #Blacksky
March 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I feel like pirating all 112 episodes of YuYu Hakusho and realizing they were in an obscure file format when I was 12 in like 2007 is why I'm such a patient person today 😭

#Blacksky
March 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I be saying "On the dead homies" way too much for someone with no dead homies.
March 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Now I'll be happy to chalk this up potentially to bad writing rather than an inherent character flaw, but I've always thought it didn't make much sense that Lex Luthor has a modicum of respect for Clark Kent. And that's because I think that is Superman was as committed to the truth in his (1/?)
March 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I am working out of a public library and there are a good number of people who seem to be on hard times using the facilities for various reasons like job searching, entertainment, charging peripherals, using the bathroom, etc., and I am struck by how important it is that libraries continue to exist
March 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The thing about being black in the workplace is that even though my boss has actually had my back since she met me, I still can't ever feel like letting my guard down around her because she's white and I don't know if/when that might change. #Blacksky
March 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"
March 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"Elon Musk is saving the world." Why didn't he take UNICEF's $6B plan to end world hunger then? And to take it a step further, why didn't a single other billionaire step up in his place? Because capitalism demands your suffering. #Blacksky
March 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The way my local DMV has me understanding every single person who has ever tweaked out in a government building. It should not be a months long process to get license plates for my car. #Massachussets #Blacksky
February 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is a safe place. What's your #ReaderConfession?

Mine is I've never read Fahrenheit 451 or 1984 😭

#Blacksky #Booksky
February 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A patron called the library I work at and asked if we have any copies of Fahrenheit 451. That's like calling Best Buy and asking if they sell laptops.
February 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I hope everybody is keeping track of those companies that didn't even wait until the ink was dry to start dismantling their DEI initiatives so that in a few years when they inevitably start putting out their black history month and pride month collections again, we remember. #Blacksky
February 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
These cats are perfect
My little lions 🦁🦁

#cats
February 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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My little lions 🦁🦁

#cats
February 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM