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Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
I sincerely hope the Fife Flyers lose all their sponsors. I have no idea how you can sign a scumbag like Lucic and think that’s not going to massively blow up in your face.
December 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I sincerely hope the Fife Flyers lose all their sponsors. I have no idea how you can sign a scumbag like Lucic and think that’s not going to massively blow up in your face.
I got to play with my most favourite boy in the world last night. Who says you can’t “win” dnd?
December 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I got to play with my most favourite boy in the world last night. Who says you can’t “win” dnd?
I think kids are great, find them genuinely a lot of fun and hilarious. But see west end weans? I’m ready to start biting.
December 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I think kids are great, find them genuinely a lot of fun and hilarious. But see west end weans? I’m ready to start biting.
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
Big scary but yer gal has booked an appointment with a new therapist. The Grief has got me so insanely badly this year so let’s just preemptively get that to absolute fuck next year.
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Big scary but yer gal has booked an appointment with a new therapist. The Grief has got me so insanely badly this year so let’s just preemptively get that to absolute fuck next year.
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let's all get more perverted in 2026
December 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
let's all get more perverted in 2026
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Still riding the high of being told that the Christmas party I organised was the best one they’ve had in years. Now I can sleep until the new year 🙂↕️
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Still riding the high of being told that the Christmas party I organised was the best one they’ve had in years. Now I can sleep until the new year 🙂↕️
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Checked my phone after the work night out to find out Jarry got traded, merry fucking Christmas 🥹
December 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Checked my phone after the work night out to find out Jarry got traded, merry fucking Christmas 🥹
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I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
Excellent time of year to be a girl-complimenter. Little girl in a Christmas dress: you get a compliment. Mousy office lady clearly not sure about wearing her sparkly dress at 5pm on a Thursday: you look gorgeous. Old lady out with the gals: have fun divas. Teenage girls: you frighten me sorry no.
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Excellent time of year to be a girl-complimenter. Little girl in a Christmas dress: you get a compliment. Mousy office lady clearly not sure about wearing her sparkly dress at 5pm on a Thursday: you look gorgeous. Old lady out with the gals: have fun divas. Teenage girls: you frighten me sorry no.
Filled with deep and all consuming love for my lovely angel pals, verging on cuteness aggression
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Filled with deep and all consuming love for my lovely angel pals, verging on cuteness aggression
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Man I’m emailing don’t ask me questions that have already been answered further down in the email chain that you’re literally replying to challenge (Impossible)
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Man I’m emailing don’t ask me questions that have already been answered further down in the email chain that you’re literally replying to challenge (Impossible)
The B-52s were my mum’s favourite band growing up and I’ve got us tickets to see them in London next summer. I’m so fucking good at this daughtering patter.
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The B-52s were my mum’s favourite band growing up and I’ve got us tickets to see them in London next summer. I’m so fucking good at this daughtering patter.
Going to see a production of The Fifth Elephant with bestie at the weekend so I’ve been re-reading the book but I find Discworld so deeply comforting that I keep falling asleep while reading
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Going to see a production of The Fifth Elephant with bestie at the weekend so I’ve been re-reading the book but I find Discworld so deeply comforting that I keep falling asleep while reading
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Minoru Suzuki never stops being the fucking best in the world. I can't wait to watch this Baka Gaijin and Friends show.
I am fighting the urges to make this my icon on all websites
I am fighting the urges to make this my icon on all websites
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Minoru Suzuki never stops being the fucking best in the world. I can't wait to watch this Baka Gaijin and Friends show.
I am fighting the urges to make this my icon on all websites
I am fighting the urges to make this my icon on all websites
I’ve been given the job of stocking the office with pre-drinks for the Christmas night out. I’ve been sober for nearly 6 years. How much do normal people drink??? Scary task.
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I’ve been given the job of stocking the office with pre-drinks for the Christmas night out. I’ve been sober for nearly 6 years. How much do normal people drink??? Scary task.
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Steiner fan art ✨
Of course now I want to play Final Fantasy 9 again
Of course now I want to play Final Fantasy 9 again
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Steiner fan art ✨
Of course now I want to play Final Fantasy 9 again
Of course now I want to play Final Fantasy 9 again