beckums
@beckytobias.bsky.social
Idk why I joined this but I’m here now
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this is what finally made me MAGA, as a single issue voter (i am left handed and hate pencils)
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
this is what finally made me MAGA, as a single issue voter (i am left handed and hate pencils)
While cleaning out the closet I found a copy of a 20 page paper I wrote in college that was entirely fueled by how much I hated Rush Limbaugh. For some reason I kept this paper? long enough to outlive Rush Limbaugh.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
While cleaning out the closet I found a copy of a 20 page paper I wrote in college that was entirely fueled by how much I hated Rush Limbaugh. For some reason I kept this paper? long enough to outlive Rush Limbaugh.
Got the email about my 10 year employment anniversary. feels crazy that I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Got the email about my 10 year employment anniversary. feels crazy that I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up
What if Trump single handedly makes AI photo and videos so cringe by association that no one will want to use AI content? He could turn AI into the new toothbrush mustache.
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
What if Trump single handedly makes AI photo and videos so cringe by association that no one will want to use AI content? He could turn AI into the new toothbrush mustache.
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sims 4 patch notes:
hey all with the EA buyout we have some big changes to announce!
- new bible item added
- no more same sex interactions
- if you open this menu at all, we will install 37 monitoring programs immediately
- if you search wickedwhims we will send feds immediately
game on!
hey all with the EA buyout we have some big changes to announce!
- new bible item added
- no more same sex interactions
- if you open this menu at all, we will install 37 monitoring programs immediately
- if you search wickedwhims we will send feds immediately
game on!
September 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
sims 4 patch notes:
hey all with the EA buyout we have some big changes to announce!
- new bible item added
- no more same sex interactions
- if you open this menu at all, we will install 37 monitoring programs immediately
- if you search wickedwhims we will send feds immediately
game on!
hey all with the EA buyout we have some big changes to announce!
- new bible item added
- no more same sex interactions
- if you open this menu at all, we will install 37 monitoring programs immediately
- if you search wickedwhims we will send feds immediately
game on!
Sitting through a meeting about “exciting AI developments” and wondering how fast customers are going to manage to get a ChatGPT claim hander AI to sext them and/or encourage them to commit crimes
September 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sitting through a meeting about “exciting AI developments” and wondering how fast customers are going to manage to get a ChatGPT claim hander AI to sext them and/or encourage them to commit crimes
This may be the only overlapping opinion I have with Trump: it does not matter if you turn your back on the king or walk in front of him or whatever other etiquette there is around the royal family because the king deserves to be treated as just some random man
September 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This may be the only overlapping opinion I have with Trump: it does not matter if you turn your back on the king or walk in front of him or whatever other etiquette there is around the royal family because the king deserves to be treated as just some random man
Travis: so I’m trying to buy a bass pedal that’s a clone of a pedal that got used one time at a concert in 1985 and never used again
Me: the 4 secret handshakes to get into Mormon heaven were copied from Masons but I learned them just in case
…
It’s hard when your love languages don’t overlap :(
Me: the 4 secret handshakes to get into Mormon heaven were copied from Masons but I learned them just in case
…
It’s hard when your love languages don’t overlap :(
September 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Travis: so I’m trying to buy a bass pedal that’s a clone of a pedal that got used one time at a concert in 1985 and never used again
Me: the 4 secret handshakes to get into Mormon heaven were copied from Masons but I learned them just in case
…
It’s hard when your love languages don’t overlap :(
Me: the 4 secret handshakes to get into Mormon heaven were copied from Masons but I learned them just in case
…
It’s hard when your love languages don’t overlap :(
Should not have watched that video that’s for sure
September 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Should not have watched that video that’s for sure
Trying desperately to avoid looking at the news only to see that my tiny hometown had a butcher knife fight today? northeast.newschannelnebraska.com/story/530077...
Teen hospitalized after knife fight in Pilger
A teenager is in the hospital and three people could face charges after a fight involving a knife.
northeast.newschannelnebraska.com
August 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Trying desperately to avoid looking at the news only to see that my tiny hometown had a butcher knife fight today? northeast.newschannelnebraska.com/story/530077...
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It's International Left-handers Day! I will accept cash gifts via PayPal or bank transfer, thank you
August 13, 2025 at 10:32 AM
It's International Left-handers Day! I will accept cash gifts via PayPal or bank transfer, thank you
This is the most visually satisfying thing I have ever done. All 40 Discworld collectors editions (plus a matching copy of Nation) fit exactly perfectly on 2 shelves of my bookcase. It is done.
July 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is the most visually satisfying thing I have ever done. All 40 Discworld collectors editions (plus a matching copy of Nation) fit exactly perfectly on 2 shelves of my bookcase. It is done.
This is by far the worst holiday for a number of reasons but right now it's because the neighbors are setting off fireworks in the parking lot right next to cars and I just want to go to bed.
July 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
This is by far the worst holiday for a number of reasons but right now it's because the neighbors are setting off fireworks in the parking lot right next to cars and I just want to go to bed.
Today I ate a croissant that nearly required two hands. That is all.
June 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Today I ate a croissant that nearly required two hands. That is all.
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“NYPD, SUCK MY DICK”
June 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
“NYPD, SUCK MY DICK”
Me seeing .5 seconds of a pair of @hankgreen.bsky.social cancer socks in the latest Task Master: I HAVE THE SAME SOCKS AS ALEX HORNE
June 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Me seeing .5 seconds of a pair of @hankgreen.bsky.social cancer socks in the latest Task Master: I HAVE THE SAME SOCKS AS ALEX HORNE
What a bad day to have followed my therapists advice to avoid the news and social media.
June 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
What a bad day to have followed my therapists advice to avoid the news and social media.
Never expected to be doing research into how to properly value my partial ownership of a beef cattle company as a mostly vegan person, but here we are. Inheritance is a funny thing.
May 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Never expected to be doing research into how to properly value my partial ownership of a beef cattle company as a mostly vegan person, but here we are. Inheritance is a funny thing.
First successful spinach harvest from the patio! so worst case scenario if the distribution chain continues to collapse I can grow about 1/2 of a serving of spinach a year to survive
May 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
First successful spinach harvest from the patio! so worst case scenario if the distribution chain continues to collapse I can grow about 1/2 of a serving of spinach a year to survive
Yesterday, Therapist encouraged me not to doom scroll the news. Decided to only check the local news website once today as a compromise. Found out my neighbor in our apartment complex who died was actually murdered. Therapist was right.
April 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Yesterday, Therapist encouraged me not to doom scroll the news. Decided to only check the local news website once today as a compromise. Found out my neighbor in our apartment complex who died was actually murdered. Therapist was right.
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Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.
April 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.
I’m allowing myself to have a little accelerationism today as a treat
April 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m allowing myself to have a little accelerationism today as a treat
It sucks knowing that I’m probably going to die in a war that gets started in a group chat that includes multiple fist bump, American flag, and prayer emojis.
March 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It sucks knowing that I’m probably going to die in a war that gets started in a group chat that includes multiple fist bump, American flag, and prayer emojis.
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Yes sir, you’re getting it
NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
March 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Yes sir, you’re getting it
Lard being a listed ingredient in the only vegetarian option on a menu is peak Nebraska in a way that I cannot explain to anyone not from the Midwest.
March 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Lard being a listed ingredient in the only vegetarian option on a menu is peak Nebraska in a way that I cannot explain to anyone not from the Midwest.