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bex • she/her
Typos: yes
just doing my best

🌉 San Francisco
🤍 𝔇𝔬 𝔫𝔬 𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔪, 𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔫𝔬 𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔱 🌙
I saw a billboard today (I-80W somewhere past Sacramento?) for kind of candy? It said “it’s grape!” except the “g” was made of a grape… and was hardly visible.

I nearly drove off the road doing a double take at the “it’s rape!” billboard.
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
It’s been 2 years why do you insist on living rent free in my head???
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Nothing is easy today, or this week, and I hate it.
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me: saves household (& maybe neighborhood) from gas explosion

Also me: still sends a lighter through the dryer. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Literally saved our asses, PG&E had to replace our regulator and meter. 🤯

Glad I decided to make a fuss.
Me: Smells gas and has to call PG&E emergency line

Also me: lights up a joint without a care in the world.
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I told someone I like dating because I learn a lot about other people and also myself….

but after this last date all I’ve learned is I’m hilarious and hell is other people.

It’s fine, we’re cute.
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Uhhhhhhh

Rolex
Dance
Freedom

I don’t claim all that 🤣🤣🤣
Affirm the next 3 months with the first 3 words you see:

Progress
Transformation
Clarity

Not mad at that at all.
Affirm the next 3 months with the first 3 words you see:

• change
• freedom
• challenge

Sounds great to me!
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Me: Smells gas and has to call PG&E emergency line

Also me: lights up a joint without a care in the world.
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Ice pack on my hip, heating pad on my upper back/flank, just goddamn.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Reposted by Becky says
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Man I fucking hate Radiohead and I know that’s such an unpopular opinion. 😭😭😭
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Update on the bbs, they’re perfect.
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My self-worth is never higher than when a dog pulls on their leash to come closer to me. 🥹
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Gonna eat an ice cream bar for “breakfast” at 3pm also because “healing.” 🤣
It’s almost my last day to stay in bed til 1, smoke a joint for breakfast (with my Yerba mate, obvi) and do puzzles all day under the guise of “healing.”

I can’t believe it’s been 8 weeks. I can’t believe how much my life has changed.
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s almost my last day to stay in bed til 1, smoke a joint for breakfast (with my Yerba mate, obvi) and do puzzles all day under the guise of “healing.”

I can’t believe it’s been 8 weeks. I can’t believe how much my life has changed.
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It’s wild being served plan b ads with no uterus. I’ll be honest so much of the “healing” from this surgery is mental.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The drunken ramblings of a lady too big for her britches. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know, maybe it Taylor *did* drugs her music would be so bad?

3….2….1 til my account get overrun by swifties 🤣🤣🤣
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Just heard bumblebee legs referred to as “pollen pants” and I am ✨so✨delighted by it.🐝🥰🥹
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I was worried I wouldn’t have the balls to yell at an ICE agent in real time…. But based on the level of hell I just gave a door guy at a venue for being a dickhead……

I’m ready. 💪🏻
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
You know, maybe it Taylor *did* drugs her music would be so bad?

3….2….1 til my account get overrun by swifties 🤣🤣🤣
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Reposted by Becky says
Risky link but worth the click
Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.

Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.

[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
You know what? Yeah. I am struggling with daylight savings.

I contain multitudes (of struggles).
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“It’s LA! Everyone’s done cocaine!”

is the most accurate thing ever said on Selling Sunset.
November 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It’s a statement of fact.
a sign that says it 's our soft-day hangs from a ceiling fan
ALT: a sign that says it 's our soft-day hangs from a ceiling fan
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Telling ever Aussie man I meet he’s a right cunt until one of them falls in love with me. Foolproof.
November 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM