Bucephalus Jackal
@beaujackal.bsky.social
It's me! The writer dog you probably know from other places like FA or twitter. I'm also here! Probably.
Skunk tails aren't all that large irl but the headcanon is just "Okay but actually they're so large they have their own zipcode and can be seen from neighboring planets" and I love that for them.
Tail of Luxury
Big tail, never fail
A long since finished com from 11/4/24 for @jettrax.bsky.social
#art
Big tail, never fail
A long since finished com from 11/4/24 for @jettrax.bsky.social
#art
January 24, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Skunk tails aren't all that large irl but the headcanon is just "Okay but actually they're so large they have their own zipcode and can be seen from neighboring planets" and I love that for them.
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In the bay area I'm preparing for the upcoming weather by making sure I have a light jacket that cost several million dollars.
January 23, 2026 at 11:17 PM
In the bay area I'm preparing for the upcoming weather by making sure I have a light jacket that cost several million dollars.
When you spent that whole refit procedure confused and exhausted, and you’re not sure what happened in the middle there but all the parts fit together and it passes all the retests on the first try.
January 22, 2026 at 9:30 PM
When you spent that whole refit procedure confused and exhausted, and you’re not sure what happened in the middle there but all the parts fit together and it passes all the retests on the first try.
Me: It tastes like you're eating the piercing green glow coming from a strip of Alienware Gaming Computer LEDs.
Them: I know exactly what you mean.
Me: DO you? I'M not sure that I know what I mean.
Them: I know exactly what you mean.
Me: DO you? I'M not sure that I know what I mean.
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Me: It tastes like you're eating the piercing green glow coming from a strip of Alienware Gaming Computer LEDs.
Them: I know exactly what you mean.
Me: DO you? I'M not sure that I know what I mean.
Them: I know exactly what you mean.
Me: DO you? I'M not sure that I know what I mean.
Me: Hey are you guys open to have work done today?
Client: *takes an hour to figure that out* Yes! We’re good.
Me: Hey distributor are you open to pick up parts today?
Distributor: Well we thought YOU would be closed so your order isn’t ready yet.
Client: *takes an hour to figure that out* Yes! We’re good.
Me: Hey distributor are you open to pick up parts today?
Distributor: Well we thought YOU would be closed so your order isn’t ready yet.
January 19, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Me: Hey are you guys open to have work done today?
Client: *takes an hour to figure that out* Yes! We’re good.
Me: Hey distributor are you open to pick up parts today?
Distributor: Well we thought YOU would be closed so your order isn’t ready yet.
Client: *takes an hour to figure that out* Yes! We’re good.
Me: Hey distributor are you open to pick up parts today?
Distributor: Well we thought YOU would be closed so your order isn’t ready yet.
Mechanic: Hm, the damaged tire is newer than the other three.
Me: Yeah I did NOT learn my lesson from the last time this happened lmao
Me: Yeah I did NOT learn my lesson from the last time this happened lmao
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Mechanic: Hm, the damaged tire is newer than the other three.
Me: Yeah I did NOT learn my lesson from the last time this happened lmao
Me: Yeah I did NOT learn my lesson from the last time this happened lmao
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⚠ 𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗜-𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗧𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗣 ⚠
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 AM
⚠ 𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗜-𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗧𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗣 ⚠
Me: What’s this line for?
Them: We’re not sure actually.
Me: You don’t know what the line is for, and you’re still waiting in it?
Them: We’re not sure actually.
Me: You don’t know what the line is for, and you’re still waiting in it?
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Me: What’s this line for?
Them: We’re not sure actually.
Me: You don’t know what the line is for, and you’re still waiting in it?
Them: We’re not sure actually.
Me: You don’t know what the line is for, and you’re still waiting in it?
Panelist: So what brings you here?
Me: The thing I actually wanted to go to was full.
Panelist: I appreciate the directness.
Me: The thing I actually wanted to go to was full.
Panelist: I appreciate the directness.
January 18, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Panelist: So what brings you here?
Me: The thing I actually wanted to go to was full.
Panelist: I appreciate the directness.
Me: The thing I actually wanted to go to was full.
Panelist: I appreciate the directness.
“Yeah you talk like you’re Vyl’s boyfriend.” Lmao what does that meeeeean? Aaaaa
January 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
“Yeah you talk like you’re Vyl’s boyfriend.” Lmao what does that meeeeean? Aaaaa
Throwing a “critters who read pinned messages only” party if anyone asks in the chat when or where it is do not fucking tell them.
January 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Throwing a “critters who read pinned messages only” party if anyone asks in the chat when or where it is do not fucking tell them.
Waiting in line
Me: *taps fursuiter* Hey do you smell like Waffle Crisp?
Fursuiter: *Nods, thumbs up*
Me: Ok cool, just making sure I wasn’t having a stroke or something.
Fursuiter: *pats my head*
Me: *untaps fursuiter, draws a card and plays a blue land*
Me: *taps fursuiter* Hey do you smell like Waffle Crisp?
Fursuiter: *Nods, thumbs up*
Me: Ok cool, just making sure I wasn’t having a stroke or something.
Fursuiter: *pats my head*
Me: *untaps fursuiter, draws a card and plays a blue land*
January 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Waiting in line
Me: *taps fursuiter* Hey do you smell like Waffle Crisp?
Fursuiter: *Nods, thumbs up*
Me: Ok cool, just making sure I wasn’t having a stroke or something.
Fursuiter: *pats my head*
Me: *untaps fursuiter, draws a card and plays a blue land*
Me: *taps fursuiter* Hey do you smell like Waffle Crisp?
Fursuiter: *Nods, thumbs up*
Me: Ok cool, just making sure I wasn’t having a stroke or something.
Fursuiter: *pats my head*
Me: *untaps fursuiter, draws a card and plays a blue land*
1: Damn how drunk is he?
2: Literally none at all he’s just Like That when he’s in a fursuit.
Me: Hell yeah I’m drunk on life baby now get on that bed I’m gonna climb on top and squeeze ya until you’re two-dimensional~
2: Literally none at all he’s just Like That when he’s in a fursuit.
Me: Hell yeah I’m drunk on life baby now get on that bed I’m gonna climb on top and squeeze ya until you’re two-dimensional~
January 17, 2026 at 6:36 PM
1: Damn how drunk is he?
2: Literally none at all he’s just Like That when he’s in a fursuit.
Me: Hell yeah I’m drunk on life baby now get on that bed I’m gonna climb on top and squeeze ya until you’re two-dimensional~
2: Literally none at all he’s just Like That when he’s in a fursuit.
Me: Hell yeah I’m drunk on life baby now get on that bed I’m gonna climb on top and squeeze ya until you’re two-dimensional~
Extremely powerful to wear someone's fursuit and interact with them because you embody someone they both identify with and probably think is super hot. As such they have ZERO defenses when you start to bully them. Doesn't matter that the situation is a little goofy they will spontaneously combust.
January 17, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Extremely powerful to wear someone's fursuit and interact with them because you embody someone they both identify with and probably think is super hot. As such they have ZERO defenses when you start to bully them. Doesn't matter that the situation is a little goofy they will spontaneously combust.
Them: Have you given people the impression that I’m some kind of sex mercenary?
Me: Okay first off do you not want that title? Because that sounds rad as hell actually.
Me: Okay first off do you not want that title? Because that sounds rad as hell actually.
January 17, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Them: Have you given people the impression that I’m some kind of sex mercenary?
Me: Okay first off do you not want that title? Because that sounds rad as hell actually.
Me: Okay first off do you not want that title? Because that sounds rad as hell actually.
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This is from the Vonnegut museum, and apt as ever.
January 15, 2026 at 2:44 PM
This is from the Vonnegut museum, and apt as ever.
Don't say you're at "the con" this weekend that does not narrow it down nearly enough
January 17, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Don't say you're at "the con" this weekend that does not narrow it down nearly enough
Something that I find very freeing about making meme images is that being kinda crunchy and low-effort is part of the whole cachet of meme culture. So if I can't find a good quality image or my cropping is sloppy, or some artifact like this shows up, I can just be like it's ok it's part of the vibe.
January 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Something that I find very freeing about making meme images is that being kinda crunchy and low-effort is part of the whole cachet of meme culture. So if I can't find a good quality image or my cropping is sloppy, or some artifact like this shows up, I can just be like it's ok it's part of the vibe.
Okay seriously though what the fuck is this con doing? This reg line is massive, pretty much stationary, and is chopped up into 15 pieces scattered randomly all across spacetime. I can’t even FIND the end of it let alone get into it. People who have done ANE before is it always like this?
January 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Okay seriously though what the fuck is this con doing? This reg line is massive, pretty much stationary, and is chopped up into 15 pieces scattered randomly all across spacetime. I can’t even FIND the end of it let alone get into it. People who have done ANE before is it always like this?
Feedback to having just tried something new in a kink scene
That's hot: Straightforward, indicates success
That's interesting: Not necessarily good or bad, merits further study
HOOOO BOY I sure am feeling SOME STUFF about that hold on: Either extremely good or extremely bad, may trigger a cutscene
That's hot: Straightforward, indicates success
That's interesting: Not necessarily good or bad, merits further study
HOOOO BOY I sure am feeling SOME STUFF about that hold on: Either extremely good or extremely bad, may trigger a cutscene
January 16, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Feedback to having just tried something new in a kink scene
That's hot: Straightforward, indicates success
That's interesting: Not necessarily good or bad, merits further study
HOOOO BOY I sure am feeling SOME STUFF about that hold on: Either extremely good or extremely bad, may trigger a cutscene
That's hot: Straightforward, indicates success
That's interesting: Not necessarily good or bad, merits further study
HOOOO BOY I sure am feeling SOME STUFF about that hold on: Either extremely good or extremely bad, may trigger a cutscene
Maybe don’t, like, don’t pick specifically that Pokemon for that sentence.
January 16, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Maybe don’t, like, don’t pick specifically that Pokemon for that sentence.
Gamers infuriated by character creation screen with more options than usual
January 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Gamers infuriated by character creation screen with more options than usual
Barrrrrk okay I'm at the thing! Looks like there's not many Official Events going on today so feel free to hit me up such that we might hang or whatever awawawa~ #ane2026
January 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Barrrrrk okay I'm at the thing! Looks like there's not many Official Events going on today so feel free to hit me up such that we might hang or whatever awawawa~ #ane2026
Valuing pre-AI code in the same way we have to dredge up WWI battleship steel to use for radiation experiments because we contaminated the planet forever.
I am not concerned about AI taking my job in the long run. This is more of a short to medium time frame issue. Once all the boomer coders retire, knowing how to structure code without AI will be a skill valued in gold ingots.
January 15, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Valuing pre-AI code in the same way we have to dredge up WWI battleship steel to use for radiation experiments because we contaminated the planet forever.