Bucephalus 🔜 ANE2026
@beaujackal.bsky.social
It's me! The writer dog you probably know from other places like FA or twitter. I'm also here! Probably.
Wait, is brainwashing shampoo? Because you wash the brain and then you use a conditioner~
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Wait, is brainwashing shampoo? Because you wash the brain and then you use a conditioner~
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“It’s only necromancy if you get caught.”
January 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
“It’s only necromancy if you get caught.”
Me watching my early-20s friends react to the US hastily fabricating a flimsy pretext to bomb impoverished brown people to take their oil.
January 3, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Me watching my early-20s friends react to the US hastily fabricating a flimsy pretext to bomb impoverished brown people to take their oil.
Love those seemingly innocuous questions that make you vertigo-zoom for a second and recontextualize your entire life.
Doc: One of the most telling symptoms is excessive throat-clearing.
Me: What... what is a, like, NORMAL amount of throat-clearing?
Doc: One of the most telling symptoms is excessive throat-clearing.
Me: What... what is a, like, NORMAL amount of throat-clearing?
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Love those seemingly innocuous questions that make you vertigo-zoom for a second and recontextualize your entire life.
Doc: One of the most telling symptoms is excessive throat-clearing.
Me: What... what is a, like, NORMAL amount of throat-clearing?
Doc: One of the most telling symptoms is excessive throat-clearing.
Me: What... what is a, like, NORMAL amount of throat-clearing?
Gomez Addams energy
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Gomez Addams energy
That moment when they summon you and call you an “ancient evil”. I’m not that old! I’m vintage evil, classic evil. Maybe even retro!
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
That moment when they summon you and call you an “ancient evil”. I’m not that old! I’m vintage evil, classic evil. Maybe even retro!
Looking back on it, I guess 2025 was my year of friendship. That's what so many of my highlights revolve around. Discovering new friends, helping or being helped by long-time friends, deepening my connection to them. I was having trouble coming up with anything until I realized that common thread.
January 2, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Looking back on it, I guess 2025 was my year of friendship. That's what so many of my highlights revolve around. Discovering new friends, helping or being helped by long-time friends, deepening my connection to them. I was having trouble coming up with anything until I realized that common thread.
Penis? I think you mean my bredstick
December 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Penis? I think you mean my bredstick
Anytime you Telegram a Bluski
![Spamton Deltarune saying "You want [THIS POST REQUIRES AUTHENTICATION TO VIEW] don't you? Everyone loves [THIS POST REQUIRES AUTHENTICATION TO VIEW]!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a6we76v4qgl4afvtahf757gs/bafkreiddzcwemxwjqlp3b3k3tilk2icpliu5crdqes5syiybc5d7avlkbm@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Anytime you Telegram a Bluski
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The Entrancing Awards are back for 2026!
And we have a new artist this year, please welcome @dabblebabble.bsky.social!
Read the kickoff post here: www.furaffinity.net/journal/1128...
🎨: @fourbyfive.bsky.social
And we have a new artist this year, please welcome @dabblebabble.bsky.social!
Read the kickoff post here: www.furaffinity.net/journal/1128...
🎨: @fourbyfive.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The Entrancing Awards are back for 2026!
And we have a new artist this year, please welcome @dabblebabble.bsky.social!
Read the kickoff post here: www.furaffinity.net/journal/1128...
🎨: @fourbyfive.bsky.social
And we have a new artist this year, please welcome @dabblebabble.bsky.social!
Read the kickoff post here: www.furaffinity.net/journal/1128...
🎨: @fourbyfive.bsky.social
Honestly I support a lot of these. New Orleans being French-Canadian fits. Extremely funny for the deep south to be just one specific part of Florida. Big chunks of Texas not being "real Texas" is plausible. Nobody knows what the fuck New England or The Midwest are.
December 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Honestly I support a lot of these. New Orleans being French-Canadian fits. Extremely funny for the deep south to be just one specific part of Florida. Big chunks of Texas not being "real Texas" is plausible. Nobody knows what the fuck New England or The Midwest are.
When the AI war comes and you gotta kill Professor Layton
December 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
When the AI war comes and you gotta kill Professor Layton
Man, when I'm hanging out with The Frenbies I sure do discuss... subjects. Using words.
December 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Man, when I'm hanging out with The Frenbies I sure do discuss... subjects. Using words.
Every time I see @lycangoop.bsky.social in my timeline
December 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Every time I see @lycangoop.bsky.social in my timeline
You know if I made my own Chex mix I could simply not include the Shitty Brown Ones 🤔🤔🤔
December 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You know if I made my own Chex mix I could simply not include the Shitty Brown Ones 🤔🤔🤔
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"wow hypnokink sure can be played for horror. imagine being forced to do something you dont want to for someone else's benefit. anyway I need to clock in to my job that I hate so I dont starve and die"
December 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"wow hypnokink sure can be played for horror. imagine being forced to do something you dont want to for someone else's benefit. anyway I need to clock in to my job that I hate so I dont starve and die"
Really I think I only became grungler because I had gathered lots of friends who at the time were gay men. The role of grungler fell to me when everyone else transitioned. It's the prize you get for being the Last Man Standing.
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Really I think I only became grungler because I had gathered lots of friends who at the time were gay men. The role of grungler fell to me when everyone else transitioned. It's the prize you get for being the Last Man Standing.
I was challenged on what I meant by the Spots Protopack containing both hug(dom) and hug(sub) stickers.
December 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I was challenged on what I meant by the Spots Protopack containing both hug(dom) and hug(sub) stickers.
We're short on time so for your offense you're gonna have to walk the Planck. It's really super short so really we just push you in the water tbh.
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We're short on time so for your offense you're gonna have to walk the Planck. It's really super short so really we just push you in the water tbh.
It's fun to see the contrast between the people who are like "This is the busiest I've been all year I'm losing my goddamn MIND" vs the people who are like "I have descended into the Timeless Hedonism Zone I will eat chocolates and cakes and cookies and not move from this couch for four days".
December 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's fun to see the contrast between the people who are like "This is the busiest I've been all year I'm losing my goddamn MIND" vs the people who are like "I have descended into the Timeless Hedonism Zone I will eat chocolates and cakes and cookies and not move from this couch for four days".
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Season's bleatings everyone! 🎄🦌🎄
December 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Season's bleatings everyone! 🎄🦌🎄
December 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"We have blackmail on you."
"Yeah? Release it then. ALL of it. Do it bitch I ain't got time for games."
"Yeah? Release it then. ALL of it. Do it bitch I ain't got time for games."
NEWS: Bill Clinton is demanding full transparency from the Trump DOJ on the Epstein files.
Clinton’s spokesman says the DOJ’s selective release suggests someone is being protected.
He calls on Trump to direct Bondi to immediately release all remaining materials referencing Clinton.
Clinton’s spokesman says the DOJ’s selective release suggests someone is being protected.
He calls on Trump to direct Bondi to immediately release all remaining materials referencing Clinton.
December 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"We have blackmail on you."
"Yeah? Release it then. ALL of it. Do it bitch I ain't got time for games."
"Yeah? Release it then. ALL of it. Do it bitch I ain't got time for games."
Tried out some of the bf's fountain pens awhile back. I can see the appeal. I'm not so much into the particulars of the finished product, but the experience of writing is satisfying. I've since then shown this handwriting sample to three different trans girls for what I can assure you is, a reason.
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Tried out some of the bf's fountain pens awhile back. I can see the appeal. I'm not so much into the particulars of the finished product, but the experience of writing is satisfying. I've since then shown this handwriting sample to three different trans girls for what I can assure you is, a reason.