Bucephalus
@beaujackal.bsky.social
It's me! The writer dog you probably know from other places like FA or twitter. I'm also here! Probably.
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I don't mind if you have weird kinks.
In fact I encourage it!
With hypno, I can make them even worse for you~
Got something you think others might judge you for? Good! Tell me and as long as it's involving consenting adults, I'll let you know it's good to be weird.
In fact I encourage it!
With hypno, I can make them even worse for you~
Got something you think others might judge you for? Good! Tell me and as long as it's involving consenting adults, I'll let you know it's good to be weird.
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I don't mind if you have weird kinks.
In fact I encourage it!
With hypno, I can make them even worse for you~
Got something you think others might judge you for? Good! Tell me and as long as it's involving consenting adults, I'll let you know it's good to be weird.
In fact I encourage it!
With hypno, I can make them even worse for you~
Got something you think others might judge you for? Good! Tell me and as long as it's involving consenting adults, I'll let you know it's good to be weird.
Magic eggnancy detector that seems to return a 100% positive rate. It's also perfectly accurate though! So I'll call it a success. Here, let me try it on you~
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Magic eggnancy detector that seems to return a 100% positive rate. It's also perfectly accurate though! So I'll call it a success. Here, let me try it on you~
Thinking about that Voyager episode where 7of9 hooked her brain up to the ship's network to learn more about the ship from the computer. The Doc was trying to warn her that absorbing information from a computer at so high a rate could have adverse effects.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Thinking about that Voyager episode where 7of9 hooked her brain up to the ship's network to learn more about the ship from the computer. The Doc was trying to warn her that absorbing information from a computer at so high a rate could have adverse effects.
Worthy thoughts. The fandom certainly does fill that niche. A lot of people don't realize that Nietzsche said "God is dead" not with triumph, but with fear. He was worried about this exact thing, that the church was waning as a community support organization and nothing was there to replace it.
I've been thinking about the role the furry community plays in people's lives. For a lot of people, it functions as an extended family and fills some of the role church used to play vis-a-vis providing community, especially since so many millennial queers in particular have a religious trauma.
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Worthy thoughts. The fandom certainly does fill that niche. A lot of people don't realize that Nietzsche said "God is dead" not with triumph, but with fear. He was worried about this exact thing, that the church was waning as a community support organization and nothing was there to replace it.
You have to roll knowledge arcana to use ChromeCast
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You have to roll knowledge arcana to use ChromeCast
Me (naive, foolish): Yeah I'll check out the silly little fantasy real-estate anime. It sounds fun.
*half a season later*
Me (deeply invested, visibly shaken): Letty... You can do it. Y-you're a good dad! 😭😭😭
*half a season later*
Me (deeply invested, visibly shaken): Letty... You can do it. Y-you're a good dad! 😭😭😭
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Me (naive, foolish): Yeah I'll check out the silly little fantasy real-estate anime. It sounds fun.
*half a season later*
Me (deeply invested, visibly shaken): Letty... You can do it. Y-you're a good dad! 😭😭😭
*half a season later*
Me (deeply invested, visibly shaken): Letty... You can do it. Y-you're a good dad! 😭😭😭
Vyvanse: Alright I'm gonna proc three random hyperfixations for you.
Me: Will they be productive?
Vyvanse: Usually!
Me: And at least one will be something that I started the day intending to do, right?
Vyvanse: Lol, and on second thought, lmao
Me: Will they be productive?
Vyvanse: Usually!
Me: And at least one will be something that I started the day intending to do, right?
Vyvanse: Lol, and on second thought, lmao
vyvanse: alright you wanna focus on work
me: of course
vyvanse: first things first, you gotta cum
me: huh
vyvanse: i feel that's pretty clear
me: what
vyvanse: you want focus, you gotta cum. it's like fullmetal alchemist. equivalent exchange
me: of course
vyvanse: first things first, you gotta cum
me: huh
vyvanse: i feel that's pretty clear
me: what
vyvanse: you want focus, you gotta cum. it's like fullmetal alchemist. equivalent exchange
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Vyvanse: Alright I'm gonna proc three random hyperfixations for you.
Me: Will they be productive?
Vyvanse: Usually!
Me: And at least one will be something that I started the day intending to do, right?
Vyvanse: Lol, and on second thought, lmao
Me: Will they be productive?
Vyvanse: Usually!
Me: And at least one will be something that I started the day intending to do, right?
Vyvanse: Lol, and on second thought, lmao
I love how this sentiment now exists mostly as weird subversions and dadaist gibberish like "Women want fish me fear"
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I love how this sentiment now exists mostly as weird subversions and dadaist gibberish like "Women want fish me fear"
I want to do this. I would enjoy doing this and having done it confers clear practical and psychological benefits. Let's observe and see what I do.
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I want to do this. I would enjoy doing this and having done it confers clear practical and psychological benefits. Let's observe and see what I do.
At play: You gonna make me, daddy?
At work: Gonna be real with ya man I have no incentive to do that.
At least I have a consistent brand.
At work: Gonna be real with ya man I have no incentive to do that.
At least I have a consistent brand.
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
At play: You gonna make me, daddy?
At work: Gonna be real with ya man I have no incentive to do that.
At least I have a consistent brand.
At work: Gonna be real with ya man I have no incentive to do that.
At least I have a consistent brand.
Having a mathematical disagreement at work today and my brain cursed me with:
Hashtag yes all real numbers
Hashtag yes all real numbers
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Having a mathematical disagreement at work today and my brain cursed me with:
Hashtag yes all real numbers
Hashtag yes all real numbers
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
If you accidentally pooltoyTF someone and inflate them a bunch, is that a rounding error?
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
If you accidentally pooltoyTF someone and inflate them a bunch, is that a rounding error?
You ever miss your chance to bring up a topic because the conversation moved on? Cerebral multithreading can help!
Having 3 heads with their own personalities, a Cerberus makes quite the conversationalist, with more to talk about than any human usually would. If they find that you can't keep up with them, they'll use demonic magic to split your mind in three and try to see if your new selves have more to say.
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
You ever miss your chance to bring up a topic because the conversation moved on? Cerebral multithreading can help!
My new theory is that Reigen Arataka is a massage therapist from present-day earth who got magicsummoningritual'd into the world of Mob Psycho 100. Meaning that show is actually an isekai titled "I was Supposed to use Psychic Powers to Fight Evil Spirits but all I got was 99 Bluff Skill".
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
My new theory is that Reigen Arataka is a massage therapist from present-day earth who got magicsummoningritual'd into the world of Mob Psycho 100. Meaning that show is actually an isekai titled "I was Supposed to use Psychic Powers to Fight Evil Spirits but all I got was 99 Bluff Skill".
Gonna start up my NO-vember challenge where for the whole month I don't
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Gonna start up my NO-vember challenge where for the whole month I don't
They were out of the regular caution tape so there is now a toilet marked “electrical safety hazard do not approach without protective equipment”.
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
They were out of the regular caution tape so there is now a toilet marked “electrical safety hazard do not approach without protective equipment”.
Oh holy shit there's a labeler that calls out Chronic Posters.
"No breaks greater than 2 hours yesterday"
"More than 50 posts yesterday"
"Posted the same link more than 15 times"
bsky.app/profile/stec...
"No breaks greater than 2 hours yesterday"
"More than 50 posts yesterday"
"Posted the same link more than 15 times"
bsky.app/profile/stec...
bsky.app
November 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Oh holy shit there's a labeler that calls out Chronic Posters.
"No breaks greater than 2 hours yesterday"
"More than 50 posts yesterday"
"Posted the same link more than 15 times"
bsky.app/profile/stec...
"No breaks greater than 2 hours yesterday"
"More than 50 posts yesterday"
"Posted the same link more than 15 times"
bsky.app/profile/stec...
Interesting W for writing. I can just go "she's a Renamon" and everyone reading will be like "yup 👍".
I wrote an orgy scene that had three Ninetales in it and I was like "Yeee". Didn't think about The Complexity until I commissioned someone to draw it and they quietly went insane for the next month.
I wrote an orgy scene that had three Ninetales in it and I was like "Yeee". Didn't think about The Complexity until I commissioned someone to draw it and they quietly went insane for the next month.
Why do I have to be so down bad for pokemon and Digimon when they're so much work to draw it's not fair
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Interesting W for writing. I can just go "she's a Renamon" and everyone reading will be like "yup 👍".
I wrote an orgy scene that had three Ninetales in it and I was like "Yeee". Didn't think about The Complexity until I commissioned someone to draw it and they quietly went insane for the next month.
I wrote an orgy scene that had three Ninetales in it and I was like "Yeee". Didn't think about The Complexity until I commissioned someone to draw it and they quietly went insane for the next month.
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The stakes are raised dramatically as Belfort and Lupin enters the “Revolution” arc. The pair must contend with their class differences after debates sparked by the new character “Dobespierre”
November 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The stakes are raised dramatically as Belfort and Lupin enters the “Revolution” arc. The pair must contend with their class differences after debates sparked by the new character “Dobespierre”
The Halloween candy was still out on the table when my family came by to do a gin tasting. So inevitably the two were combined. I had to ask if gin actually like, works? With Peanut M&Ms? They all agreed that it in fact, does not. They taste terrible together >w<
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The Halloween candy was still out on the table when my family came by to do a gin tasting. So inevitably the two were combined. I had to ask if gin actually like, works? With Peanut M&Ms? They all agreed that it in fact, does not. They taste terrible together >w<
Jerkin’ it to furry porn and I look at the clock like “damn I thought I’d been at it way longer than this”. And realizing that four minutes ago it was an hour later than it is right now. I am bamboozled again~
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Jerkin’ it to furry porn and I look at the clock like “damn I thought I’d been at it way longer than this”. And realizing that four minutes ago it was an hour later than it is right now. I am bamboozled again~
Boutta close all these tickets for -1h timesync errors that I’ve been ignoring over the last couple months. I wonder if I could still bill for these when they all get fixed at once.
November 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Boutta close all these tickets for -1h timesync errors that I’ve been ignoring over the last couple months. I wonder if I could still bill for these when they all get fixed at once.
Oh yeah, it's November now.
... don't like it.
... don't like it.
November 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Oh yeah, it's November now.
... don't like it.
... don't like it.