Bucephalus
@beaujackal.bsky.social
It's me! The writer dog you probably know from other places like FA or twitter. I'm also here! Probably.
Sounds like you need to stop being a person~
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Sounds like you need to stop being a person~
Me (naive, foolish): Yeah I'll check out the silly little fantasy real-estate anime. It sounds fun.
*half a season later*
Me (deeply invested, visibly shaken): Letty... You can do it. Y-you're a good dad! 😭😭😭
*half a season later*
Me (deeply invested, visibly shaken): Letty... You can do it. Y-you're a good dad! 😭😭😭
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Me (naive, foolish): Yeah I'll check out the silly little fantasy real-estate anime. It sounds fun.
*half a season later*
Me (deeply invested, visibly shaken): Letty... You can do it. Y-you're a good dad! 😭😭😭
*half a season later*
Me (deeply invested, visibly shaken): Letty... You can do it. Y-you're a good dad! 😭😭😭
It is funny to see normie TikTok have a "Wait wait hear me out" thread and they're all the most like, conventionally attractive prettyboy anthros you've ever seen and people feel so scandalized by admitting their attraction to them. Meanwhile my friends are like "Yeah I'd fuck the Nowhere King".
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It is funny to see normie TikTok have a "Wait wait hear me out" thread and they're all the most like, conventionally attractive prettyboy anthros you've ever seen and people feel so scandalized by admitting their attraction to them. Meanwhile my friends are like "Yeah I'd fuck the Nowhere King".
I want to do this. I would enjoy doing this and having done it confers clear practical and psychological benefits. Let's observe and see what I do.
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I want to do this. I would enjoy doing this and having done it confers clear practical and psychological benefits. Let's observe and see what I do.
My new theory is that Reigen Arataka is a massage therapist from present-day earth who got magicsummoningritual'd into the world of Mob Psycho 100. Meaning that show is actually an isekai titled "I was Supposed to use Psychic Powers to Fight Evil Spirits but all I got was 99 Bluff Skill".
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
My new theory is that Reigen Arataka is a massage therapist from present-day earth who got magicsummoningritual'd into the world of Mob Psycho 100. Meaning that show is actually an isekai titled "I was Supposed to use Psychic Powers to Fight Evil Spirits but all I got was 99 Bluff Skill".
The Halloween candy was still out on the table when my family came by to do a gin tasting. So inevitably the two were combined. I had to ask if gin actually like, works? With Peanut M&Ms? They all agreed that it in fact, does not. They taste terrible together >w<
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The Halloween candy was still out on the table when my family came by to do a gin tasting. So inevitably the two were combined. I had to ask if gin actually like, works? With Peanut M&Ms? They all agreed that it in fact, does not. They taste terrible together >w<
There's a fair bit of ghost HANDS using rope, or rope being made out of ghost-energy, but yeah those are not quite the same thing.
October 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
There's a fair bit of ghost HANDS using rope, or rope being made out of ghost-energy, but yeah those are not quite the same thing.
I forget sometimes, that many folks have very limited experience with thermodynamics. It comes up every once in awhile, like when I'm pointing a fan at a propane cylinder to prevent icing up. Someone asks and I say "the can is colder than the air, so blowing air on it warms it up." and they're just
October 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I forget sometimes, that many folks have very limited experience with thermodynamics. It comes up every once in awhile, like when I'm pointing a fan at a propane cylinder to prevent icing up. Someone asks and I say "the can is colder than the air, so blowing air on it warms it up." and they're just
I knew that they had the same English VA going in, but I've only just now realized that it's literally the same voice. Fel is just "What if Legoshi Beastar was a hyperconfident demigod that fucken' LOVES meat instead of an anxious little pervert goblin who's afraid of it".
October 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I knew that they had the same English VA going in, but I've only just now realized that it's literally the same voice. Fel is just "What if Legoshi Beastar was a hyperconfident demigod that fucken' LOVES meat instead of an anxious little pervert goblin who's afraid of it".
Some friends were recently batting around the idea of a projector calibration induction. It's doing a lot of simple things like signaling when something is square or level or lined up properly. Following simple instructions is a good lead-in for hypno~
October 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Some friends were recently batting around the idea of a projector calibration induction. It's doing a lot of simple things like signaling when something is square or level or lined up properly. Following simple instructions is a good lead-in for hypno~
This image does appear in multiple publications, but the presence of an extremely similar image by the same photographer suggests that the below photo may have been doctored into the above one.
www.9news.com.au/world/louvre...
www.9news.com.au/world/louvre...
October 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This image does appear in multiple publications, but the presence of an extremely similar image by the same photographer suggests that the below photo may have been doctored into the above one.
www.9news.com.au/world/louvre...
www.9news.com.au/world/louvre...
It has appeared in multiple publications. I found another article that uses it. On the sus side of the evidence, it got kind of a middling score on an AI detector and there does exist an extremely similar photo of this event from the same photographer.
www.9news.com.au/world/louvre...
www.9news.com.au/world/louvre...
October 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It has appeared in multiple publications. I found another article that uses it. On the sus side of the evidence, it got kind of a middling score on an AI detector and there does exist an extremely similar photo of this event from the same photographer.
www.9news.com.au/world/louvre...
www.9news.com.au/world/louvre...
You could've done something wild and crazy like include the link anyway, or take a screenshot with the link visible. Or at the very least the name of the publication visible. Like, I found this for myself but your refusal to substantiate this casts doubt upon it.
October 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You could've done something wild and crazy like include the link anyway, or take a screenshot with the link visible. Or at the very least the name of the publication visible. Like, I found this for myself but your refusal to substantiate this casts doubt upon it.
I mean nothing is true these days but I'm decently confident in this one. The photo is credited to Thibault Camus who, despite sounding like another "frenchest possible person" joke is a real AP photographer.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/e...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/e...
October 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I mean nothing is true these days but I'm decently confident in this one. The photo is credited to Thibault Camus who, despite sounding like another "frenchest possible person" joke is a real AP photographer.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/e...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/e...
If you picture in your mind what "Quirky French detective who investigates high-profile art theft" looks like you'll be pleased to know that you got it EXACTLY correct.
October 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If you picture in your mind what "Quirky French detective who investigates high-profile art theft" looks like you'll be pleased to know that you got it EXACTLY correct.
Many thanks to @jenetrix.bsky.social for this incredible punch-up to a meme I made a year ago <3
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October 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Many thanks to @jenetrix.bsky.social for this incredible punch-up to a meme I made a year ago <3
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As an American I have seen many different forms of cow. "Aerosol" was not on my bingo card.
October 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
As an American I have seen many different forms of cow. "Aerosol" was not on my bingo card.
Everyone at brunch stuffed themselves with cheese and sourdough. Now they’re all in the living room like this
October 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Everyone at brunch stuffed themselves with cheese and sourdough. Now they’re all in the living room like this
Oh no they stumped my gump!
October 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Oh no they stumped my gump!
The interactions that biking buys you into give very "Kurt Vonnegut buying envelopes" energy. Just the little pleasant acknowledgements that other people are aware of you and vice versa. And you don't have to worry about the stakes. You're moving very fast and you'll never see these people again.
October 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The interactions that biking buys you into give very "Kurt Vonnegut buying envelopes" energy. Just the little pleasant acknowledgements that other people are aware of you and vice versa. And you don't have to worry about the stakes. You're moving very fast and you'll never see these people again.
Encountered a gentleman at the bar. Doesn’t talk much but he has inimitable swagger.
October 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Encountered a gentleman at the bar. Doesn’t talk much but he has inimitable swagger.
I'm always here with the deep cuts that like 7 people on earth will understand~
October 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I'm always here with the deep cuts that like 7 people on earth will understand~
New cryptid spotted
October 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
New cryptid spotted
In the clearance bin for half off already? You’re telling me that NOBODY is buying the Pumpkin Spice Ass Wipes? I’m shocked, truly.
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
In the clearance bin for half off already? You’re telling me that NOBODY is buying the Pumpkin Spice Ass Wipes? I’m shocked, truly.