me taking all the vaccines the government doesn't want me to take
October 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
me taking all the vaccines the government doesn't want me to take
inviting the bros over to share interior design tips 🤝
August 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
inviting the bros over to share interior design tips 🤝
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You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.
July 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.
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You can’t use silly words for serious news.
July 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
You can’t use silly words for serious news.
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Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress
Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
June 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress
Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
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imagine if this worked. IMAGINE IF THIS WORKED. imagine if the Epstein Caucus is defeated in an absolute tidal wave of voters who want their electeds to CARE and DO THINGS. imagine primarying all the nation’s Schumers and Pelosis with people who understand they work for us and take that seriously
June 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
imagine if this worked. IMAGINE IF THIS WORKED. imagine if the Epstein Caucus is defeated in an absolute tidal wave of voters who want their electeds to CARE and DO THINGS. imagine primarying all the nation’s Schumers and Pelosis with people who understand they work for us and take that seriously
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June 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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I’m bald. I don’t know how anything works. People don’t like my comedy. Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll be the Joe Rogan of the left.
May 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m bald. I don’t know how anything works. People don’t like my comedy. Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll be the Joe Rogan of the left.
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This was….five months ago
April 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This was….five months ago
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A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.
March 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.
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Trump wants to annex Canada because, as a convicted felon, he can’t go there any other way.
Marco Rubio in Canada: "The president has made his argument as to why he thinks Canada would be better off joining the United States."
March 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Trump wants to annex Canada because, as a convicted felon, he can’t go there any other way.
never forget what they took from you (1 hour)
March 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
never forget what they took from you (1 hour)
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I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch
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No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.
February 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.
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all of central Brooklyn is playing a game of Egg The Cybertruck with this one guy who keeps street parking in the hood
February 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
all of central Brooklyn is playing a game of Egg The Cybertruck with this one guy who keeps street parking in the hood
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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"Economy is good" "Economy is bad" you poor, wretched fool, who cannot remove the blinders in front of your eyes. Economy simply is, and we are bound to it as servant and master simultaneously. only once you accept this reality can you ascend beyond discourse and escape the wheel of treats
February 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"Economy is good" "Economy is bad" you poor, wretched fool, who cannot remove the blinders in front of your eyes. Economy simply is, and we are bound to it as servant and master simultaneously. only once you accept this reality can you ascend beyond discourse and escape the wheel of treats
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So many of America’s white grandpas just learned who Kendrick Lamar is and then learned who Drake is and then learned to hate Drake.
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
So many of America’s white grandpas just learned who Kendrick Lamar is and then learned who Drake is and then learned to hate Drake.
me before reading this: gosh I hope the eagles don't win today
me now:
me now:
February 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
me before reading this: gosh I hope the eagles don't win today
me now:
me now:
a run club jogged by me this morning and one of the dudes loudly warned the others about some dog poop in their path
and yeah "WATCH OUT FOR THE POOP!!" is indeed a wild thing to hear at 9 am
and yeah "WATCH OUT FOR THE POOP!!" is indeed a wild thing to hear at 9 am
February 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
a run club jogged by me this morning and one of the dudes loudly warned the others about some dog poop in their path
and yeah "WATCH OUT FOR THE POOP!!" is indeed a wild thing to hear at 9 am
and yeah "WATCH OUT FOR THE POOP!!" is indeed a wild thing to hear at 9 am
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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
