Alabaster Chortle
@beastbannon.bsky.social
I do podcasts and stuff. Co-host of The Jaymeson Tapes and UCA.
Delaying this to 7 PM. Still happening! Shemp Lives!
Doing my second Shempfield stream Thursday before I go on vacation.
Shemp finally has a shotgun. Will he ever get to use it or will he be sent on more errands to push buttons? Will he join the space cops? Will he kiss robot?
Find out Thursday at 6PM CT!
Twitch.tv/Creativehorrorstreams
Shemp finally has a shotgun. Will he ever get to use it or will he be sent on more errands to push buttons? Will he join the space cops? Will he kiss robot?
Find out Thursday at 6PM CT!
Twitch.tv/Creativehorrorstreams
Twitch
Twitch is the world
Twitch.tv
January 29, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Delaying this to 7 PM. Still happening! Shemp Lives!
Doing my second Shempfield stream Thursday before I go on vacation.
Shemp finally has a shotgun. Will he ever get to use it or will he be sent on more errands to push buttons? Will he join the space cops? Will he kiss robot?
Find out Thursday at 6PM CT!
Twitch.tv/Creativehorrorstreams
Shemp finally has a shotgun. Will he ever get to use it or will he be sent on more errands to push buttons? Will he join the space cops? Will he kiss robot?
Find out Thursday at 6PM CT!
Twitch.tv/Creativehorrorstreams
Twitch
Twitch is the world
Twitch.tv
January 27, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Doing my second Shempfield stream Thursday before I go on vacation.
Shemp finally has a shotgun. Will he ever get to use it or will he be sent on more errands to push buttons? Will he join the space cops? Will he kiss robot?
Find out Thursday at 6PM CT!
Twitch.tv/Creativehorrorstreams
Shemp finally has a shotgun. Will he ever get to use it or will he be sent on more errands to push buttons? Will he join the space cops? Will he kiss robot?
Find out Thursday at 6PM CT!
Twitch.tv/Creativehorrorstreams
Hair and beard update
January 23, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Hair and beard update
This was supposed to be ‘January 15th’. As in this Thursday.
Oops.
Oops.
Haha what if once every two weeks on twitch.tv/creativehorrorstreams I started streaming something like, I dunno STARFIELD as the new adventures of Shemp.
That’d be crazy.
Especially if the first time I did it was like, January 25th at around 6 PM CT.
That’d be NUTS.
That’d be crazy.
Especially if the first time I did it was like, January 25th at around 6 PM CT.
That’d be NUTS.
Twitch
Twitch is an interactive livestreaming service for content spanning gaming, entertainment, sports, music, and more.
twitch.tv
January 12, 2026 at 1:58 AM
This was supposed to be ‘January 15th’. As in this Thursday.
Oops.
Oops.
Haha what if once every two weeks on twitch.tv/creativehorrorstreams I started streaming something like, I dunno STARFIELD as the new adventures of Shemp.
That’d be crazy.
Especially if the first time I did it was like, January 25th at around 6 PM CT.
That’d be NUTS.
That’d be crazy.
Especially if the first time I did it was like, January 25th at around 6 PM CT.
That’d be NUTS.
Twitch
Twitch is an interactive livestreaming service for content spanning gaming, entertainment, sports, music, and more.
twitch.tv
January 10, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Haha what if once every two weeks on twitch.tv/creativehorrorstreams I started streaming something like, I dunno STARFIELD as the new adventures of Shemp.
That’d be crazy.
Especially if the first time I did it was like, January 25th at around 6 PM CT.
That’d be NUTS.
That’d be crazy.
Especially if the first time I did it was like, January 25th at around 6 PM CT.
That’d be NUTS.
Rumors are that Chris Jericho’s family may have accidentally let slip about his return to WWE being much sooner than you think!
To find out more just google ‘Chris Jericho Wife January 6th’
To find out more just google ‘Chris Jericho Wife January 6th’
January 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Rumors are that Chris Jericho’s family may have accidentally let slip about his return to WWE being much sooner than you think!
To find out more just google ‘Chris Jericho Wife January 6th’
To find out more just google ‘Chris Jericho Wife January 6th’
OPERATION THROBBING WAND
OPERATION BACKDOOR DELIGHT
OPERATION BIG TWITCHING GLISTENING COCK
OPERATION BACKDOOR DELIGHT
OPERATION BIG TWITCHING GLISTENING COCK
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
OPERATION THROBBING WAND
OPERATION BACKDOOR DELIGHT
OPERATION BIG TWITCHING GLISTENING COCK
OPERATION BACKDOOR DELIGHT
OPERATION BIG TWITCHING GLISTENING COCK
Everyone go listen to Candy Licker.
Get your podcast nickel ready, we just placed a new episode in it's glass viewing case! @beastbannon.bsky.social joins us once again, just in time for the end of the Laff-A-Lympics! Listen in as we talk about the worst thing Scooby and Shaggy have ever done, amongst other things.
October 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Everyone go listen to Candy Licker.
Good news about Ghost of Yotei.
I was worried what with wolves being your characters thing in this game that we’d miss out on the side missions where you give foxes headpats.
The fox headpats are STILL IN TEN OUT OF TEN BEST SEQUEL.
I was worried what with wolves being your characters thing in this game that we’d miss out on the side missions where you give foxes headpats.
The fox headpats are STILL IN TEN OUT OF TEN BEST SEQUEL.
October 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Good news about Ghost of Yotei.
I was worried what with wolves being your characters thing in this game that we’d miss out on the side missions where you give foxes headpats.
The fox headpats are STILL IN TEN OUT OF TEN BEST SEQUEL.
I was worried what with wolves being your characters thing in this game that we’d miss out on the side missions where you give foxes headpats.
The fox headpats are STILL IN TEN OUT OF TEN BEST SEQUEL.
At the very least I appreciate when this year takes a quick break from being terrible to do something very very silly.
September 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
At the very least I appreciate when this year takes a quick break from being terrible to do something very very silly.
Reposted by Alabaster Chortle
“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
There have been no game-breaking glitches.
Only hilarious ones.
GOD SENT ME MY CAR
Only hilarious ones.
GOD SENT ME MY CAR
September 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
There have been no game-breaking glitches.
Only hilarious ones.
GOD SENT ME MY CAR
Only hilarious ones.
GOD SENT ME MY CAR
Okay I got it to happen again.
September 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Okay I got it to happen again.
Anyway, now for my Ted Talk about how Goro Takemura should be my boyfriend.
September 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Anyway, now for my Ted Talk about how Goro Takemura should be my boyfriend.
Also I did a finisher with the gorilla arms where I uppercut a guys head off and I don’t know if the guy being frozen like this is a glitch because I can’t make it happen again but if it’s on purpose it’s actually kind of awesome.
September 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Also I did a finisher with the gorilla arms where I uppercut a guys head off and I don’t know if the guy being frozen like this is a glitch because I can’t make it happen again but if it’s on purpose it’s actually kind of awesome.
Been playing Cyberpunk and got to the mission where it said ‘Hey, heres a bunch of stuff from the show’ so I figured I should probably watch the show.
Cyberpunk Edgerunners is a 10/10 show and also I was unprepared for how relentlessly sad it was. Like from beginning to end.
Cyberpunk Edgerunners is a 10/10 show and also I was unprepared for how relentlessly sad it was. Like from beginning to end.
September 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Been playing Cyberpunk and got to the mission where it said ‘Hey, heres a bunch of stuff from the show’ so I figured I should probably watch the show.
Cyberpunk Edgerunners is a 10/10 show and also I was unprepared for how relentlessly sad it was. Like from beginning to end.
Cyberpunk Edgerunners is a 10/10 show and also I was unprepared for how relentlessly sad it was. Like from beginning to end.
“I’ve 100% never read the book or even a brief summary of the book or even spoken to someone who has read the book.”
-Someone presumably paid actual money to review movies
-Someone presumably paid actual money to review movies
September 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“I’ve 100% never read the book or even a brief summary of the book or even spoken to someone who has read the book.”
-Someone presumably paid actual money to review movies
-Someone presumably paid actual money to review movies
Reposted by Alabaster Chortle
FACT™️: when the beach boys sang "round round get a round i get a round" it turns out they just forgot the word for pizza
August 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
FACT™️: when the beach boys sang "round round get a round i get a round" it turns out they just forgot the word for pizza
I can see this gif getting a lot of use today.
a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
media.tenor.com
July 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I can see this gif getting a lot of use today.
Playing through the Alan Wake games and rewatching Twin Peaks and just in general drinking black coffee and talking to myself.
July 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Playing through the Alan Wake games and rewatching Twin Peaks and just in general drinking black coffee and talking to myself.
I’m the kinda person that doesn’t believe in ghosts but would also absolutely never in a million years go on a traveling tour with the notoriously haunted doll that kills people.
July 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m the kinda person that doesn’t believe in ghosts but would also absolutely never in a million years go on a traveling tour with the notoriously haunted doll that kills people.
I have no acceptable excuse for why my #2 most listened to song on Apple Music is a Turquoise Jeep song.
It is a banger though.
It is a banger though.
July 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I have no acceptable excuse for why my #2 most listened to song on Apple Music is a Turquoise Jeep song.
It is a banger though.
It is a banger though.
Reposted by Alabaster Chortle
But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community
July 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community