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Bearista’s Overflowing Hornucopia
@bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social
No Age in bio = Block MDNI 🔞

5’5” 230lbs, lvl 33

Married to my Significant Otter 🐻‍❄️💜🦦

MS Warrior

Chronic Shitposter

Occasionally nude & lewd
Pinned
I was able to slip away for some alone time for the first time in a while. Hope it’s not too late for #FatCockFriday!

#dadbod #irlnudes #fcf #PiercedCock
Toweling off.

(I’m just gonna leave this one and scurry off to work haha)

#monochromemonday #dadbod #piercedcock #irlnudes
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Not sure if the drink has kicked in a while ago, or if I was just tired after my shift. Maybe both 🤷‍♂️ but I’m off to bed
Tonight’s tub drink. This caught my eye and I bought one out of curiosity. Plus next year these are going the way of the dodo in the US so might as while try it while I can…nabis… 😂
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Man? Horse? Marjorie Taylor Green? Enquiring minds want to know.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

So, I picked four. Although Trio and Rise Against are the only bands that I still listen to these days, these four albums shaped a lot of my musical taste.
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Tonight’s tub drink. This caught my eye and I bought one out of curiosity. Plus next year these are going the way of the dodo in the US so might as while try it while I can…nabis… 😂
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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✨4k followers and I'll post a clip✨

Tip me $10 for the unblurred/moved hands picture from earlier, or tip me $20 to a post a 10 second clip of your choice from the list I provide. Gifts get rewards too.

Links in bio.
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November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Agent Orange being referred to as “Donica Blewinski” is absolutely sending me 💀💀💀

Only thing that could possibly beat that is if Mike Johnson’s Grindr is ever released. I wanna know if that prick tops or bottoms.
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I know it’s just a video of me basically saying “yeah, glitter wine good!” but I was looking for an excuse to practice video editing 😵‍💫
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
TFW I started recording and wasn’t ready
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Happy #FCF from this leaky pup. 😏
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Edging with bath jets gets it nice and plumped up.

#fcf #dadbod #piercedcock
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Waking up and seeing released Epstein emails implicating that our dear widdle dictator likes to give head was NOT on my bingo sheet.
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Off to work again. Bleh.
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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So, your girl realized why she was in a bad mood 😭😭
My PCOS is causing me to have a second bleed this month as it does ALOT of the time, but I am out of essentials. (Luckily I keep a few in my purse)
But if anyone would like to help Im going to put links below. Pads are the most important.
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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as #nonudesnovember continues I present this for #mcm. enjoy! briefs by Coyote Jocks. I fucking love these undies.

#bear #beard #hairy #dadbod #unhung #daddy #hairymen #hairychest #hairybelly #hairydad #underwear #briefs #undies #bulge #coyotejocks #coyotebriefs
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Real life gets in the way sometimes, but it’s okay. A warm bath, and a well-placed jet usually does the trick.

#monochromemonday #dadbod
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Ever blink, and it’s November?
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Unfortunately couldn’t leave the house on-time to make proof of life coffee. I have proof of life energy drink instead.
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Wishing you all the tittiest of Tuesdays
#tittytuesday #bbw #bbwsky #nsfw #nudes #lewds
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM