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Bearista’s Overflowing Hornucopia
@bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social
No Age in bio = Block MDNI 🔞

5’5” 230lbs, lvl 33

Married to my Significant Otter 🐻‍❄️💜🦦

MS Warrior

Chronic Shitposter

Occasionally nude & lewd
Pinned
I was able to slip away for some alone time for the first time in a while. Hope it’s not too late for #FatCockFriday!

#dadbod #irlnudes #fcf #PiercedCock
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November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Woke up from my nap and I had a dream about some kind of Bluesky convention where I hosted an after-hours nude coffee panel. It would be awesome and feasible if I could just get over public speaking, or being public for that matter.
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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If anyone cares, I have a Fansly with my face, hundreds of videos and pictures with no ppv after you subscribe. (I do post only purchase sets though like for Halloween etc.)

I'd like to start posting there again, but I'm not posting for anyone to not see it 😔
😈🖤

Subscribe to my Fansly for $10 to see much more content. Over 100 pictures and videos combined and counting. (no ppv after you sub)

#nsfw #swer #adultcontent #pussy #bbw #fansly #goth #slut #squirter #anal #sextoys #alt #sellingcontent #solo #nonsolo #milf

fans.ly/GothThiccc
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Toweling off.

(I’m just gonna leave this one and scurry off to work haha)

#monochromemonday #dadbod #piercedcock #irlnudes
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Not sure if the drink has kicked in a while ago, or if I was just tired after my shift. Maybe both 🤷‍♂️ but I’m off to bed
Tonight’s tub drink. This caught my eye and I bought one out of curiosity. Plus next year these are going the way of the dodo in the US so might as while try it while I can…nabis… 😂
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Man? Horse? Marjorie Taylor Green? Enquiring minds want to know.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

So, I picked four. Although Trio and Rise Against are the only bands that I still listen to these days, these four albums shaped a lot of my musical taste.
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Tonight’s tub drink. This caught my eye and I bought one out of curiosity. Plus next year these are going the way of the dodo in the US so might as while try it while I can…nabis… 😂
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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✨4k followers and I'll post a clip✨

Tip me $10 for the unblurred/moved hands picture from earlier, or tip me $20 to a post a 10 second clip of your choice from the list I provide. Gifts get rewards too.

Links in bio.
👀
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Agent Orange being referred to as “Donica Blewinski” is absolutely sending me 💀💀💀

Only thing that could possibly beat that is if Mike Johnson’s Grindr is ever released. I wanna know if that prick tops or bottoms.
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I know it’s just a video of me basically saying “yeah, glitter wine good!” but I was looking for an excuse to practice video editing 😵‍💫
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
TFW I started recording and wasn’t ready
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Happy #FCF from this leaky pup. 😏
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Edging with bath jets gets it nice and plumped up.

#fcf #dadbod #piercedcock
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Waking up and seeing released Epstein emails implicating that our dear widdle dictator likes to give head was NOT on my bingo sheet.
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Off to work again. Bleh.
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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So, your girl realized why she was in a bad mood 😭😭
My PCOS is causing me to have a second bleed this month as it does ALOT of the time, but I am out of essentials. (Luckily I keep a few in my purse)
But if anyone would like to help Im going to put links below. Pads are the most important.
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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as #nonudesnovember continues I present this for #mcm. enjoy! briefs by Coyote Jocks. I fucking love these undies.

#bear #beard #hairy #dadbod #unhung #daddy #hairymen #hairychest #hairybelly #hairydad #underwear #briefs #undies #bulge #coyotejocks #coyotebriefs
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Real life gets in the way sometimes, but it’s okay. A warm bath, and a well-placed jet usually does the trick.

#monochromemonday #dadbod
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM