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bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social
Bearista’s Overflowing Hornucopia
@bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social
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No Age in bio = Block MDNI 🔞

5’5” 230lbs, lvl 33

Married to my Significant Otter 🐻‍❄️💜🦦

MS Warrior

Chronic Shitposter

Occasionally nude & lewd
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Toweling off.

(I’m just gonna leave this one and scurry off to work haha)

#monochromemonday #dadbod #piercedcock #irlnudes
A photo of myself that is utilizing a monochrome filter. I am completely nude. I am exiting my bathtub with my towel, one leg on the side of the tub and the other inside of it.
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

So, I picked four. Although Trio and Rise Against are the only bands that I still listen to these days, these four albums shaped a lot of my musical taste.
Album cover for Alkaline Trio “Agony and Irony”. Album cover for Weezer (Red Album) Album cover for All That Remains “Overcome”. Album cover for Rise Against “Appeal to Reason”.
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Tonight’s tub drink. This caught my eye and I bought one out of curiosity. Plus next year these are going the way of the dodo in the US so might as while try it while I can…nabis… 😂
A photo of my thighs, knees, and a 12 ounce can of Kind Canna company cherry limeade THC drink. I am in my bathtub (surprise surprise).
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Lmao it’s going right in my reaction stickers
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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I know it’s just a video of me basically saying “yeah, glitter wine good!” but I was looking for an excuse to practice video editing 😵‍💫
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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TFW I started recording and wasn’t ready
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Edging with bath jets gets it nice and plumped up.

#fcf #dadbod #piercedcock
A pelfie featuring my thighs, groin, and tummy. My cock isn’t fully erect, but it is plump from ~30 minutes of edging using my bathtub jets. My cock is adorned with a black and gold horseshoe piece of jewelry. The jewelry is placed Prince Albert style.
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Real life gets in the way sometimes, but it’s okay. A warm bath, and a well-placed jet usually does the trick.

#monochromemonday #dadbod
A photograph of me in my bathtub. I am a bald bearded, plus sized, white male The photograph utilizes a monochrome filter. I am laying naked in bath water while the tub’s jets are going. The jets are aimed somewhere particularly fun if your imagination is vivid enough.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Unfortunately couldn’t leave the house on-time to make proof of life coffee. I have proof of life energy drink instead.
A selfie of me in my car. I am a bald, bearded white make. I am holding a Monster “Bad Apple” energy drink. TBH, I only bought this because the cartoon depiction of a woman holding an apple on the can looked like a badass.
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Oooooo I’m gonna sleep good tonight~
A bottle of foaming bath soap. It is lavender nd vanilla scented.
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Fat sack of candy acquired!
A photo of me wearing my toothless costume with the hood down. I am holding a pillowcase with a large amount of candy inside of it. I am holding it close to my face, as if to guard my…er…my son’s candy from would-be thrives.
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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It’s #humpday, so here’s the last of the Halloween-themed photos I have taken

#dadbod #irlnudes #wagonwednesday
A photo of myself in my bathtub. I am wearing a knockoff Jason Vorhees mask. Shown is a side-angle of my ass and torso. I am bathing in red water from a bath bomb. There are plastic eyeballs and skulls floating in the water. Same as before, from a behind-angle exposing my hairy crack of my ass more.
October 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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My coffee? Black. My shirt? Pink.
A selfie of myself drinking from my favorite polar bear mug.
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Work work work 🤮

At least I have coffee today lol

#monochromemonday
A monochrome-filter photo of myself holding a mug of coffee.
October 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Otter made pumpkin curry chicken for dinner and the whole house smells AMAZING I can’t wait to dig in!
A pot of pumpkin curry with chopped chicken thighs.
October 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Proof of life with NOT black coffee 😱
A photo of me. I am a bald, white male with a beard. I am holding a mug of iced coffee. On my mug is a white polar bear against a black background. On top of the iced coffee is a pillow of cold foam creamer, made with creamer (woah, really?) and French vanilla simple syrup. Mixed vigorously with an electric mixer. I am wearing a black pajama top that has skeletal arms and rib cage. Fun fact, it glows in the dark!
October 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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A very spooky #tummytuesday

#piercedcock #dadbod #irlnudes.
A photo of me in my tub. I am naked, wearing only a knockoff Jason Vorhees mask. Angled from above, is my fully nude body. I am bathing in red water created by a bath bomb. Floating around my body are numerous ping pong eyeballs and a couple foam skulls.
October 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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My hourglass hoard for the next set is looking juicy.
October 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Otter-in-law coming in clutch keeping me well-stocked on beans!

Maybe I’ll go to the store and pick up some coffee creamer so Significant Otter can enjoy too. She’s been requesting cold foam lately lol.
Two 1 lb bags of whole-bean flavored coffee. The bag on the left is old fashioned flavor, the bag on the right is white chocolate cranberry.
October 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Felt cute, might terrorize some camp counselors later.
A monochrome filter photo of me in my bathtub. I am wearing a knockoff Jason Vorhees mask. I am looking back at the camera, holding a tiny plastic skull.
October 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Spooky
My bathtub post-bath bomb. I threw in the ping pong eyeballs and skulls from an earlier post. The water has turned somewhat red, with gold glitter. The glitter is going to such a pain in my ass 😩. Also I had to mess with a dramatic warm filter because on camera it looked significantly more brown than I wanted 🤢
October 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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I was able to find some halloweeny stuff at goodwill the other day.

Keep your peepers peeled for some fun bath pics 🛁👀
Thrift store finds. From left to right: A knockoff Jason Vorhees mask, a small skull, a bag full of ping pong eyeballs and small skulls.
October 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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My price for testicle-related pics.
Sign for a prize machine filled with rubber balls that reads: “Each Ball is $1.00 (put a quarter in one at a time)”.
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Otter and I made sausage and gnocchi soup, and banana bread for dessert!

🐻‍❄️🥣🥖🦦
In the foreground is the banana bread in a glass baking dish. It is topped with chocolate chips. In the background is the soup we made. The sausage and gnocchi soup we made. This was so good I can’t wait to eat the leftovers later 👌
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM