Mark
@bearishofberks.bsky.social
45 / 🏳🌈 🏳⚧/ 🐻 / 'cause the "main" is for work. 😉 / Work in travel, specifically cruise / Travel, food, gays and a bit of politics
Protein pancakes with banana, blueberries, mango and a bit of maple syrup. 🐷
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Protein pancakes with banana, blueberries, mango and a bit of maple syrup. 🐷
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Yesterday was going pretty well.
Then £370 happened at Specsavers, all because my arms aren't the right length to read stuff anymore. Homophobes. 😉
I best look bloody sexy in these glasses when they're ready.
Then £370 happened at Specsavers, all because my arms aren't the right length to read stuff anymore. Homophobes. 😉
I best look bloody sexy in these glasses when they're ready.
a pug dog wearing a pair of blue glasses
ALT: a pug dog wearing a pair of blue glasses
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November 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Yesterday was going pretty well.
Then £370 happened at Specsavers, all because my arms aren't the right length to read stuff anymore. Homophobes. 😉
I best look bloody sexy in these glasses when they're ready.
Then £370 happened at Specsavers, all because my arms aren't the right length to read stuff anymore. Homophobes. 😉
I best look bloody sexy in these glasses when they're ready.
Fuck yeah it's Friday.
Woop woop.
WFH whilst it pisses down, so a great end to working week. Only need to be half dressed for those Teams calls. 🙌
Woop woop.
WFH whilst it pisses down, so a great end to working week. Only need to be half dressed for those Teams calls. 🙌
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Fuck yeah it's Friday.
Woop woop.
WFH whilst it pisses down, so a great end to working week. Only need to be half dressed for those Teams calls. 🙌
Woop woop.
WFH whilst it pisses down, so a great end to working week. Only need to be half dressed for those Teams calls. 🙌
Age yourself with gayming
My early interest in cowboys showing.
My early interest in cowboys showing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Age yourself with gayming
My early interest in cowboys showing.
My early interest in cowboys showing.
Morning sluts.
Having a gym and swim rest day,so festering in bed for another 17 minutes at least.
How's your Tuesday looking?
Having a gym and swim rest day,so festering in bed for another 17 minutes at least.
How's your Tuesday looking?
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Morning sluts.
Having a gym and swim rest day,so festering in bed for another 17 minutes at least.
How's your Tuesday looking?
Having a gym and swim rest day,so festering in bed for another 17 minutes at least.
How's your Tuesday looking?
Sweet dreams and pleasant thoughts, gorgeous phone people.
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sweet dreams and pleasant thoughts, gorgeous phone people.
Wonder if they'll be able to squeeze Jack onto that headboard after all.
#titanique
#titanique
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Wonder if they'll be able to squeeze Jack onto that headboard after all.
#titanique
#titanique
When someone on one of the apps, showing a picture of a tree or out of focus foot closeup, looks at your 6 or 7 pics and then asks if you have more.
🤬🤬🤬
Off you fuck.
🤬🤬🤬
Off you fuck.
a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and eating a cookie .
ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and eating a cookie .
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November 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
When someone on one of the apps, showing a picture of a tree or out of focus foot closeup, looks at your 6 or 7 pics and then asks if you have more.
🤬🤬🤬
Off you fuck.
🤬🤬🤬
Off you fuck.
2234cal for one burger and fries? That's crazy.
Colleague had it and it was bloody amazing apparently.
Mine was a modest 1000ish I believe.
Colleague had it and it was bloody amazing apparently.
Mine was a modest 1000ish I believe.
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
2234cal for one burger and fries? That's crazy.
Colleague had it and it was bloody amazing apparently.
Mine was a modest 1000ish I believe.
Colleague had it and it was bloody amazing apparently.
Mine was a modest 1000ish I believe.
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Pretty pleased with this. May be slow but consistency will do it. 💪
Want to lose another 5-6kg before Chrimbo if I can.
Then, I can really attack that cheeseboard on Boxing Day. 😂🐷
Want to lose another 5-6kg before Chrimbo if I can.
Then, I can really attack that cheeseboard on Boxing Day. 😂🐷
November 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Pretty pleased with this. May be slow but consistency will do it. 💪
Want to lose another 5-6kg before Chrimbo if I can.
Then, I can really attack that cheeseboard on Boxing Day. 😂🐷
Want to lose another 5-6kg before Chrimbo if I can.
Then, I can really attack that cheeseboard on Boxing Day. 😂🐷
20. Really uncomfortable in any other number.
20 - year round.
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
20. Really uncomfortable in any other number.
Morning you lovely phone people.
Workout done, but always time for bubbles before work. 🫧
Have a great day 🙌
Workout done, but always time for bubbles before work. 🫧
Have a great day 🙌
November 3, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Morning you lovely phone people.
Workout done, but always time for bubbles before work. 🫧
Have a great day 🙌
Workout done, but always time for bubbles before work. 🫧
Have a great day 🙌
Wow. Whilst the noise from the parent and toddler swimming classes sharing the pool at weekends is extreme, the compensation is that the wank bank is now full.
DILFs everywhere. 😍🤤
DILFs everywhere. 😍🤤
a man with a beard is touching his forehead with his hands
ALT: a man with a beard is touching his forehead with his hands
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November 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Wow. Whilst the noise from the parent and toddler swimming classes sharing the pool at weekends is extreme, the compensation is that the wank bank is now full.
DILFs everywhere. 😍🤤
DILFs everywhere. 😍🤤
Went to watch a fight with a puck tonight.
Lots of fun! 😂
Lots of fun! 😂
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Went to watch a fight with a puck tonight.
Lots of fun! 😂
Lots of fun! 😂
October 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Stuck in a lift.
Send help please.
And nudes whilst I wait.
Send help please.
And nudes whilst I wait.
October 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Stuck in a lift.
Send help please.
And nudes whilst I wait.
Send help please.
And nudes whilst I wait.
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ok mood slightly dampened by fact some arsehole is on MY elliptical and I have to use one of the 10 other identical machine.
So homophobic.
So homophobic.
October 29, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Ok mood slightly dampened by fact some arsehole is on MY elliptical and I have to use one of the 10 other identical machine.
So homophobic.
So homophobic.
I'm winning this morning.
Went to bed at 830 and woke up and 515.
Got a 91 "Excellent" sleep score and I feel great.
Best of all, got the closest parking spot at gym so don't have to walk far. 😂
Hope you gorgeous lot have a great start to your day too.
Went to bed at 830 and woke up and 515.
Got a 91 "Excellent" sleep score and I feel great.
Best of all, got the closest parking spot at gym so don't have to walk far. 😂
Hope you gorgeous lot have a great start to your day too.
a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a stadium .
ALT: a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a stadium .
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October 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I'm winning this morning.
Went to bed at 830 and woke up and 515.
Got a 91 "Excellent" sleep score and I feel great.
Best of all, got the closest parking spot at gym so don't have to walk far. 😂
Hope you gorgeous lot have a great start to your day too.
Went to bed at 830 and woke up and 515.
Got a 91 "Excellent" sleep score and I feel great.
Best of all, got the closest parking spot at gym so don't have to walk far. 😂
Hope you gorgeous lot have a great start to your day too.
Ahhh the lovely Prunella. 😥
Always loved "The Builders" episode. Truly showed how right to be fearful of Sybil's temper Basil was.
#fawltytowers
Always loved "The Builders" episode. Truly showed how right to be fearful of Sybil's temper Basil was.
#fawltytowers
October 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ahhh the lovely Prunella. 😥
Always loved "The Builders" episode. Truly showed how right to be fearful of Sybil's temper Basil was.
#fawltytowers
Always loved "The Builders" episode. Truly showed how right to be fearful of Sybil's temper Basil was.
#fawltytowers