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@bearishofberks.bsky.social
45 / 🏳‍🌈 🏳‍⚧/ 🐻 / 'cause the "main" is for work. 😉 / Work in travel, specifically cruise / Travel, food, gays and a bit of politics
Protein pancakes with banana, blueberries, mango and a bit of maple syrup. 🐷
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
What’s your favourite song about the rain? ☔️

youtu.be/Lm2KZnjnV64
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Yesterday was going pretty well.

Then £370 happened at Specsavers, all because my arms aren't the right length to read stuff anymore. Homophobes. 😉

I best look bloody sexy in these glasses when they're ready.
a pug dog wearing a pair of blue glasses
ALT: a pug dog wearing a pair of blue glasses
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November 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Fuck yeah it's Friday.

Woop woop.

WFH whilst it pisses down, so a great end to working week. Only need to be half dressed for those Teams calls. 🙌
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Age yourself with gayming

My early interest in cowboys showing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Morning sluts.

Having a gym and swim rest day,so festering in bed for another 17 minutes at least.

How's your Tuesday looking?
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Sweet dreams and pleasant thoughts, gorgeous phone people.
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Get in ma belly. 🐷
#fatbastard
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Before. After.
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Wonder if they'll be able to squeeze Jack onto that headboard after all.
#titanique
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
When someone on one of the apps, showing a picture of a tree or out of focus foot closeup, looks at your 6 or 7 pics and then asks if you have more.

🤬🤬🤬

Off you fuck.
a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and eating a cookie .
ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and eating a cookie .
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November 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
2234cal for one burger and fries? That's crazy.

Colleague had it and it was bloody amazing apparently.

Mine was a modest 1000ish I believe.
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ahhh.. what a reaction.

That really was a lovely way to end it.

So so pleased.

#celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Oh this has been so good.

Love it.

Great ending, and a worthy winner.

#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Pretty pleased with this. May be slow but consistency will do it. 💪

Want to lose another 5-6kg before Chrimbo if I can.

Then, I can really attack that cheeseboard on Boxing Day. 😂🐷
November 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
20. Really uncomfortable in any other number.
20 - year round.
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Morning you lovely phone people.

Workout done, but always time for bubbles before work. 🫧

Have a great day 🙌
November 3, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Wow. Whilst the noise from the parent and toddler swimming classes sharing the pool at weekends is extreme, the compensation is that the wank bank is now full.

DILFs everywhere. 😍🤤
a man with a beard is touching his forehead with his hands
ALT: a man with a beard is touching his forehead with his hands
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November 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Went to watch a fight with a puck tonight.

Lots of fun! 😂
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'd sue if I was Claire Balding.

"Boris Johnson. "😂💀

#celebritytraitors
October 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Stuck in a lift.

Send help please.

And nudes whilst I wait.
October 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Toby from #bakeoff is hot.

I totally would.
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ok mood slightly dampened by fact some arsehole is on MY elliptical and I have to use one of the 10 other identical machine.

So homophobic.
October 29, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I'm winning this morning.

Went to bed at 830 and woke up and 515.
Got a 91 "Excellent" sleep score and I feel great.

Best of all, got the closest parking spot at gym so don't have to walk far. 😂

Hope you gorgeous lot have a great start to your day too.
a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a stadium .
ALT: a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a stadium .
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October 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Ahhh the lovely Prunella. 😥

Always loved "The Builders" episode. Truly showed how right to be fearful of Sybil's temper Basil was.

#fawltytowers
October 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM