Mark
@bearishofberks.bsky.social
45 / 🏳🌈 🏳⚧/ 🐻 / 'cause the "main" is for work. 😉 / Work in travel, specifically cruise / Travel, food, gays and a bit of politics
The weird noise and face I can't help making when I get into bed and the heated blanket has been on for ages, making it proper toasty. 😂😂
#simplepleasures
#simplepleasures
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The weird noise and face I can't help making when I get into bed and the heated blanket has been on for ages, making it proper toasty. 😂😂
#simplepleasures
#simplepleasures
What's happening in your 2026?
Pizza
Anal
Crabs
I'm hoping it's a nice seafood restaurant and not anything else. 🤞
Pizza
Anal
Crabs
I'm hoping it's a nice seafood restaurant and not anything else. 🤞
What’s happening in your 2026?!
Wine
Sex
Marriage
Better ditch the £Poundland wine glasses and buy some new pants…
Wine
Sex
Marriage
Better ditch the £Poundland wine glasses and buy some new pants…
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What's happening in your 2026?
Pizza
Anal
Crabs
I'm hoping it's a nice seafood restaurant and not anything else. 🤞
Pizza
Anal
Crabs
I'm hoping it's a nice seafood restaurant and not anything else. 🤞
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Asked my mum what she wanted for her (very nearly 80th) birthday...
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Asked my mum what she wanted for her (very nearly 80th) birthday...
Glasses installed.
👍 or 👎
(Varifocals deffo gonna take a bit of getting used to!)
👍 or 👎
(Varifocals deffo gonna take a bit of getting used to!)
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Glasses installed.
👍 or 👎
(Varifocals deffo gonna take a bit of getting used to!)
👍 or 👎
(Varifocals deffo gonna take a bit of getting used to!)
Gonna start rating these baths I think - a public service, particularly for anyone over 5ft 10.
Kimpton Clocktower, Manchester.
One of the better baths..pretty deep and longer than most. Nice products too. 8/10.
Kimpton Clocktower, Manchester.
One of the better baths..pretty deep and longer than most. Nice products too. 8/10.
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Gonna start rating these baths I think - a public service, particularly for anyone over 5ft 10.
Kimpton Clocktower, Manchester.
One of the better baths..pretty deep and longer than most. Nice products too. 8/10.
Kimpton Clocktower, Manchester.
One of the better baths..pretty deep and longer than most. Nice products too. 8/10.
Choices... For a short break in May.
New Orleans
Chicago
Austin
Boston
NYC
San Diego
Austin is the only new one for me there, but opinions welcome!
New Orleans
Chicago
Austin
Boston
NYC
San Diego
Austin is the only new one for me there, but opinions welcome!
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Choices... For a short break in May.
New Orleans
Chicago
Austin
Boston
NYC
San Diego
Austin is the only new one for me there, but opinions welcome!
New Orleans
Chicago
Austin
Boston
NYC
San Diego
Austin is the only new one for me there, but opinions welcome!
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Cruise ship hot tubs
2. Pics of my dinner
3. My legs not fitting in baths
1. Cruise ship hot tubs
2. Pics of my dinner
3. My legs not fitting in baths
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. "People" I went to school with
2. Wisteria
3. Morning
1. "People" I went to school with
2. Wisteria
3. Morning
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Running
2. Legs
3. Wine
1. Running
2. Legs
3. Wine
November 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Cruise ship hot tubs
2. Pics of my dinner
3. My legs not fitting in baths
1. Cruise ship hot tubs
2. Pics of my dinner
3. My legs not fitting in baths
I've never watched a single episode of I'm a Celebrity.
Don't intend to either.
Zero interest for me.
Don't intend to either.
Zero interest for me.
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I've never watched a single episode of I'm a Celebrity.
Don't intend to either.
Zero interest for me.
Don't intend to either.
Zero interest for me.
Longleat was pretty impressive tbf.
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Longleat was pretty impressive tbf.
Protein pancakes with banana, blueberries, mango and a bit of maple syrup. 🐷
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Protein pancakes with banana, blueberries, mango and a bit of maple syrup. 🐷
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Yesterday was going pretty well.
Then £370 happened at Specsavers, all because my arms aren't the right length to read stuff anymore. Homophobes. 😉
I best look bloody sexy in these glasses when they're ready.
Then £370 happened at Specsavers, all because my arms aren't the right length to read stuff anymore. Homophobes. 😉
I best look bloody sexy in these glasses when they're ready.
a pug dog wearing a pair of blue glasses
ALT: a pug dog wearing a pair of blue glasses
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Yesterday was going pretty well.
Then £370 happened at Specsavers, all because my arms aren't the right length to read stuff anymore. Homophobes. 😉
I best look bloody sexy in these glasses when they're ready.
Then £370 happened at Specsavers, all because my arms aren't the right length to read stuff anymore. Homophobes. 😉
I best look bloody sexy in these glasses when they're ready.
Fuck yeah it's Friday.
Woop woop.
WFH whilst it pisses down, so a great end to working week. Only need to be half dressed for those Teams calls. 🙌
Woop woop.
WFH whilst it pisses down, so a great end to working week. Only need to be half dressed for those Teams calls. 🙌
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Fuck yeah it's Friday.
Woop woop.
WFH whilst it pisses down, so a great end to working week. Only need to be half dressed for those Teams calls. 🙌
Woop woop.
WFH whilst it pisses down, so a great end to working week. Only need to be half dressed for those Teams calls. 🙌
Age yourself with gayming
My early interest in cowboys showing.
My early interest in cowboys showing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Age yourself with gayming
My early interest in cowboys showing.
My early interest in cowboys showing.
Morning sluts.
Having a gym and swim rest day,so festering in bed for another 17 minutes at least.
How's your Tuesday looking?
Having a gym and swim rest day,so festering in bed for another 17 minutes at least.
How's your Tuesday looking?
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Morning sluts.
Having a gym and swim rest day,so festering in bed for another 17 minutes at least.
How's your Tuesday looking?
Having a gym and swim rest day,so festering in bed for another 17 minutes at least.
How's your Tuesday looking?
Sweet dreams and pleasant thoughts, gorgeous phone people.
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sweet dreams and pleasant thoughts, gorgeous phone people.
Wonder if they'll be able to squeeze Jack onto that headboard after all.
#titanique
#titanique
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Wonder if they'll be able to squeeze Jack onto that headboard after all.
#titanique
#titanique
When someone on one of the apps, showing a picture of a tree or out of focus foot closeup, looks at your 6 or 7 pics and then asks if you have more.
🤬🤬🤬
Off you fuck.
🤬🤬🤬
Off you fuck.
a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and eating a cookie .
ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and eating a cookie .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
When someone on one of the apps, showing a picture of a tree or out of focus foot closeup, looks at your 6 or 7 pics and then asks if you have more.
🤬🤬🤬
Off you fuck.
🤬🤬🤬
Off you fuck.
2234cal for one burger and fries? That's crazy.
Colleague had it and it was bloody amazing apparently.
Mine was a modest 1000ish I believe.
Colleague had it and it was bloody amazing apparently.
Mine was a modest 1000ish I believe.
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
2234cal for one burger and fries? That's crazy.
Colleague had it and it was bloody amazing apparently.
Mine was a modest 1000ish I believe.
Colleague had it and it was bloody amazing apparently.
Mine was a modest 1000ish I believe.
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM