Bearded of Christmas pastmet 🏴⚔️
@beardedhelmet.bsky.social
level 33! Welsh independence supporter! Marxist at heart! ex captain of the sparkly starfishies! I talk pop culture and depression!
Low key just a sad boi tonight. Living alone and being touch starved is hard.
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Low key just a sad boi tonight. Living alone and being touch starved is hard.
Hate to keep asking. #mutualaid
www.paypal.me/BeardedHelmet so everything everyone donated for went on having to use the local shop. I'm hoping someone can be super generous and I can get a big shop in town tomorrow ❤️
Pay Paul Simon Clarke using PayPal.Me
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February 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Hate to keep asking. #mutualaid
Anything so I can get food
www.paypal.me/BeardedHelmet so everything everyone donated for went on having to use the local shop. I'm hoping someone can be super generous and I can get a big shop in town tomorrow ❤️
Pay Paul Simon Clarke using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/BeardedHelmet and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.me
February 10, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Anything so I can get food
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www.paypal.me/BeardedHelmet so everything everyone donated for went on having to use the local shop. I'm hoping someone can be super generous and I can get a big shop in town tomorrow ❤️
Pay Paul Simon Clarke using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/BeardedHelmet and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.me
February 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
www.paypal.me/BeardedHelmet so everything everyone donated for went on having to use the local shop. I'm hoping someone can be super generous and I can get a big shop in town tomorrow ❤️
www.paypal.me/BeardedHelmet so everything everyone donated for went on having to use the local shop. I'm hoping someone can be super generous and I can get a big shop in town tomorrow ❤️
Pay Paul Simon Clarke using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/BeardedHelmet and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.me
February 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
www.paypal.me/BeardedHelmet so everything everyone donated for went on having to use the local shop. I'm hoping someone can be super generous and I can get a big shop in town tomorrow ❤️
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Any help with #mutualaid would be fantastic
Pay Paul Simon Clarke using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/BeardedHelmet and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.me
February 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Any help with #mutualaid would be fantastic
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Anything helps till the end of the month
February 7, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Anything helps till the end of the month
The voice for Kermit in the new Muppets special isn't Kermit. It's if Kermit supported ice and trump kinda voice
February 8, 2026 at 2:06 AM
The voice for Kermit in the new Muppets special isn't Kermit. It's if Kermit supported ice and trump kinda voice
Anything helps till the end of the month
February 7, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Anything helps till the end of the month
Sorry to keep begging
February 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Sorry to keep begging
Any help with #mutualaid would be fantastic
Pay Paul Simon Clarke using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/BeardedHelmet and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.me
February 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Any help with #mutualaid would be fantastic
After what was nearly 2 hours I'm still not finished ripping it all.
February 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
After what was nearly 2 hours I'm still not finished ripping it all.
The last time it's all sealed!
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
The last time it's all sealed!
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Porno theatre film distributor, with a very catchy advertising jingle:
Pearl necklace and Dean
Pearl necklace and Dean
February 1, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Porno theatre film distributor, with a very catchy advertising jingle:
Pearl necklace and Dean
Pearl necklace and Dean
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British Bluesky this morning be all like:
February 1, 2026 at 8:46 AM
British Bluesky this morning be all like:
My friend got me some Indian sweets last night and you can bet I've nearly finished them off
January 30, 2026 at 3:47 PM
My friend got me some Indian sweets last night and you can bet I've nearly finished them off
Yesterday was fun! Went to the pub on a Thursday! 4 strong pints of kasteel. Not feeling hungover but definitely feeling tired from lack of sleep
January 30, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Yesterday was fun! Went to the pub on a Thursday! 4 strong pints of kasteel. Not feeling hungover but definitely feeling tired from lack of sleep
The urge to buy myself a sword for my birthday is strong! But can't have shit in thatchers I mean starmers Britain!
January 29, 2026 at 2:14 PM
The urge to buy myself a sword for my birthday is strong! But can't have shit in thatchers I mean starmers Britain!
It's my birthday! Anything to help me celebrate will be very much appreciated! And I'll be getting a gift with it.
www.paypal.me/BeardedHelmet birthday is coming up and I'd love to buy something nice for myself ❤️
Pay Paul Simon Clarke using PayPal.Me
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January 29, 2026 at 1:24 PM
It's my birthday! Anything to help me celebrate will be very much appreciated! And I'll be getting a gift with it.
Nothing like really cementing the fact I'm 34 like a fucke duo shoulder from sleeping funny
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Nothing like really cementing the fact I'm 34 like a fucke duo shoulder from sleeping funny
All your lovely donations for my present will be spent on a lovely kettle that has temperature controls for coffee making and a Lego set. I appreciate you all love you so much for the years of support ❤️🫂
January 28, 2026 at 11:11 PM
All your lovely donations for my present will be spent on a lovely kettle that has temperature controls for coffee making and a Lego set. I appreciate you all love you so much for the years of support ❤️🫂
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AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
January 19, 2026 at 12:47 PM
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY!
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These are the anti-AI slop pin-badges I'll be sending out with all the chatGPT Magic 8 Ball pre-orders. Patches and stickers are on the way too.
If you'd like a badge by itself I've made a listing for them in my website shop www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page...
If you'd like a badge by itself I've made a listing for them in my website shop www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page...
January 28, 2026 at 1:28 PM
These are the anti-AI slop pin-badges I'll be sending out with all the chatGPT Magic 8 Ball pre-orders. Patches and stickers are on the way too.
If you'd like a badge by itself I've made a listing for them in my website shop www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page...
If you'd like a badge by itself I've made a listing for them in my website shop www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page...
Low key fire
Offset & JID - Bodies (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by OffsetVEVO
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Low key fire
Fuck liberals! Fuck centrists! End fascists!
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Fuck liberals! Fuck centrists! End fascists!