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What my dad meant when he’d say: “We need to do some work out in the yard.”
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
What my dad meant when he’d say: “We need to do some work out in the yard.”
How come we serve pancakes in stacks but waffles as singles?
Am I a heathen for wanting a waffle stack?
Am I a heathen for wanting a waffle stack?
October 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
How come we serve pancakes in stacks but waffles as singles?
Am I a heathen for wanting a waffle stack?
Am I a heathen for wanting a waffle stack?
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Assassin's Creed pulls planned game about the Civil War, apparently because having a black protagonist fighting the KKK would offend too many Americans
www.polygon.com/assassins-cr...
www.polygon.com/assassins-cr...
The canceled Assassin's Creed Civil War game was a powder keg waiting to explode
Ubisoft was reportedly working on a game set after the Civil War era, but canceled it due to politics and Assassins Creed Shadows backlash.
www.polygon.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Assassin's Creed pulls planned game about the Civil War, apparently because having a black protagonist fighting the KKK would offend too many Americans
www.polygon.com/assassins-cr...
www.polygon.com/assassins-cr...
Need me several of these.
It’s #Jocktober the 2nd, and I’m sporting a custom FTL jockstrap from Toolshed Apparel with a functional fly!
🤍
#FruitOfTheLoom #Jockstrap #DadBod #DadButt #DadBulge #DadNips
Link: toolshedapparel.com/products/2-0
🤍
#FruitOfTheLoom #Jockstrap #DadBod #DadButt #DadBulge #DadNips
Link: toolshedapparel.com/products/2-0
October 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Need me several of these.
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Damn Papi you're fine 😍
October 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Damn Papi you're fine 😍
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Holiday dads are the best
September 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Holiday dads are the best
Ok but how is gas double that out here in California???
It is $4.79 a gallon down the street from me.
It is $4.79 a gallon down the street from me.
September 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ok but how is gas double that out here in California???
It is $4.79 a gallon down the street from me.
It is $4.79 a gallon down the street from me.
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I want to post more food, cats, jokes, and fun stuff, but there’s just too many hot naked daddies on here.
September 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I want to post more food, cats, jokes, and fun stuff, but there’s just too many hot naked daddies on here.
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When Dad is horny and make a show off...!!! 🔥
May 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
When Dad is horny and make a show off...!!! 🔥
When I eat too much salt
You told your roommate @bmgray86.bsky.social to stop taking all your food and drinks out of the fridge, but he never listened. So you decided enough was enough, and if he was trying to bulk up by taking your stuff, you’d make sure he really, REALLY bulked up with that new serum you got.
August 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
When I eat too much salt
For some reason I thought this person was pouring garlic butter over apple slices and have never been more horrified.
This will soon be some amazing Greek-lemon potatoes. Stay tuned for updates.
August 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
For some reason I thought this person was pouring garlic butter over apple slices and have never been more horrified.
The introduction of the phrase “clanker” has taught us one thing:
WHITE PEOPLE LOVE SLURS.
They are the #1 producers of slurs in the world.
WHITE PEOPLE LOVE SLURS.
They are the #1 producers of slurs in the world.
August 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The introduction of the phrase “clanker” has taught us one thing:
WHITE PEOPLE LOVE SLURS.
They are the #1 producers of slurs in the world.
WHITE PEOPLE LOVE SLURS.
They are the #1 producers of slurs in the world.
In the 90’s my mom bought one of those AbRockers from the infomercials. I used it for something very similiar.
August 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
In the 90’s my mom bought one of those AbRockers from the infomercials. I used it for something very similiar.
Is ChatGpt a bottom?
August 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Is ChatGpt a bottom?
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Beautiful 😍 🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
August 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Beautiful 😍 🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
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live action catbus looking pretty sweet
August 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
live action catbus looking pretty sweet
He won’t rest till we get the list.
July 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
He won’t rest till we get the list.
“See anything you like?”
July 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“See anything you like?”
Does this make anyone else’s brain hurt?
July 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Does this make anyone else’s brain hurt?
In an effort to keep with realism and current events, Stardew Valley and other such farming games are going to incorporate ICE raids as a feature.
July 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
In an effort to keep with realism and current events, Stardew Valley and other such farming games are going to incorporate ICE raids as a feature.
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