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These emails, sent across agencies, compel all federal employees to snitch on any colleague whose work might have some vague DEIA inflection. Those who refuse to snitch will be disciplined.
Seems designed to put all workers who aren’t white men under a cloud of suspicion. Truly vile stuff.
Seems designed to put all workers who aren’t white men under a cloud of suspicion. Truly vile stuff.
The acting director of the Office of Personnel Management (the feds' H.R. department) is telling federal employees to rat out their DEIA (Diversity, Equity, Inclusion and Accessibility) colleagues by emailing "DEIAtruth@opm.gov."
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January 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
These emails, sent across agencies, compel all federal employees to snitch on any colleague whose work might have some vague DEIA inflection. Those who refuse to snitch will be disciplined.
Seems designed to put all workers who aren’t white men under a cloud of suspicion. Truly vile stuff.
Seems designed to put all workers who aren’t white men under a cloud of suspicion. Truly vile stuff.
Ugh. I want to like Substack, but they seem to rely on emails and push notifications, without the option to be subscribed to something without getting notified.
Can't I just use their app without it tapping me on the shoulder?
Can't I just use their app without it tapping me on the shoulder?
January 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Ugh. I want to like Substack, but they seem to rely on emails and push notifications, without the option to be subscribed to something without getting notified.
Can't I just use their app without it tapping me on the shoulder?
Can't I just use their app without it tapping me on the shoulder?
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Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
January 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
Hot take: executives talking while eating in Zoom should be immediately fired
January 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Hot take: executives talking while eating in Zoom should be immediately fired
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Maybe trying out Substack as a scroller replacement to BlueSky. This app is okay, but it feels like talking into a void and seeing the 10 posts over and over again.
January 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Maybe trying out Substack as a scroller replacement to BlueSky. This app is okay, but it feels like talking into a void and seeing the 10 posts over and over again.
The world if we could "like" an email
January 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The world if we could "like" an email
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2025 i’m turning my life around. a complete 360. i will be the exact same
January 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
2025 i’m turning my life around. a complete 360. i will be the exact same
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I've spent the whole year so far under a fuzzy blanket, let's see how long we can keep that going
January 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I've spent the whole year so far under a fuzzy blanket, let's see how long we can keep that going
Sorry, but I WILL judge you if you bought your dog from a breeder.
January 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Sorry, but I WILL judge you if you bought your dog from a breeder.
I don't believe in karma, but I do believe people naturally reflect the energy you give them. If you treat everyone you meet with kindness and empathy, you will be treated similarly. This is such a basic concept, but many people don't understand it.
December 31, 2024 at 7:55 PM
I don't believe in karma, but I do believe people naturally reflect the energy you give them. If you treat everyone you meet with kindness and empathy, you will be treated similarly. This is such a basic concept, but many people don't understand it.
Hey, what happened to Malibu by Susanne Davis? I played it a lot on Spotify, and I noticed its missing. I searched it online and absolutely cannot find any other reference to the song. It was pulled from the entire internet.
December 31, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Hey, what happened to Malibu by Susanne Davis? I played it a lot on Spotify, and I noticed its missing. I searched it online and absolutely cannot find any other reference to the song. It was pulled from the entire internet.
Home is where the wifi isn't sketchy.
December 27, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Home is where the wifi isn't sketchy.
What's everyone up to this weekend?
December 21, 2024 at 9:30 PM
What's everyone up to this weekend?
I'm happy to announce my teeth have been upgraded to be completely wireless!
December 20, 2024 at 11:04 PM
I'm happy to announce my teeth have been upgraded to be completely wireless!
I don't care what people say. Baby, Baby by Amy Grant has Christmas vibes.
December 20, 2024 at 12:32 AM
I don't care what people say. Baby, Baby by Amy Grant has Christmas vibes.
Why do businesses get to charge me a $75 fee for being 10 minutes late, but I don't even get an apology when they're 25 minutes late?
December 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Why do businesses get to charge me a $75 fee for being 10 minutes late, but I don't even get an apology when they're 25 minutes late?
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God, every year I forget how handsome my eye doctor is. No wonder he wants to improve everyone’s vision…total egomaniac
December 19, 2024 at 4:32 PM
God, every year I forget how handsome my eye doctor is. No wonder he wants to improve everyone’s vision…total egomaniac
I had 13 followers at one point, now I'm down to 9. Were they bots that were removed? Did I say something toxic? Am I the bot after all?
re: asymmetric privilege, people should understand that some of us had 12 followers until three weeks ago and are very frightened rn
December 19, 2024 at 6:36 AM
I had 13 followers at one point, now I'm down to 9. Were they bots that were removed? Did I say something toxic? Am I the bot after all?
Realized my manager kept saying "we'll have our 2025 planning call soon", and I finally noticed that the 90 minute call is just between the two of us 🙀
I thought he meant everyone...
I thought he meant everyone...
December 19, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Realized my manager kept saying "we'll have our 2025 planning call soon", and I finally noticed that the 90 minute call is just between the two of us 🙀
I thought he meant everyone...
I thought he meant everyone...
Stats this week: 10 job applications, 0 interviews. 7 messages sent on Bumble, 0 replies. What am I doing wrong in life?
December 18, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Stats this week: 10 job applications, 0 interviews. 7 messages sent on Bumble, 0 replies. What am I doing wrong in life?
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Hey corporate media,
Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
December 16, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Hey corporate media,
Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
I'd have a lot more on my mind than sandwiches if I were there, ngl.
People are always like, "This is a core memory" while watching a sunset with friends or whatever. But all my core memories are, like, the time I was invited to visit the New York Knicks' locker room after the game and though the sandwich buffet was for me when it fact it was for the New York Knicks.
December 17, 2024 at 5:37 AM
I'd have a lot more on my mind than sandwiches if I were there, ngl.
Marge, can I have a few minutes alone with the sandwich?
America almost died from food poisoning, and now that she's feeling a little better... she's eating the leftovers.
December 17, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Marge, can I have a few minutes alone with the sandwich?