Making my way through Supernatural and GODDAMN they did Kevin Tran dirty.
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Making my way through Supernatural and GODDAMN they did Kevin Tran dirty.
Is it just me, or did old handsets make for a more enriching phone call? Its probably the analog.
December 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Is it just me, or did old handsets make for a more enriching phone call? Its probably the analog.
They say when you have a dash cam you're bound to catch something eventually.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
They say when you have a dash cam you're bound to catch something eventually.
Just passed my 3rd payday without getting a paycheck due to the shutdown. Im starting to get a bit nervous.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Just passed my 3rd payday without getting a paycheck due to the shutdown. Im starting to get a bit nervous.
Me, installing multiple services on a new vm to replace outdated infrastructure:
a woman is singing in front of a city street at night
ALT: a woman is singing in front of a city street at night
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November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Me, installing multiple services on a new vm to replace outdated infrastructure:
So, uh, this isnt what I meant
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
So, uh, this isnt what I meant
Today I got banned from r/home improvement for saying that somebodys hinge was still not as dry as Ben Shapiros wife.
a man wearing safety goggles is looking through a hole in a wall and says you win some you lose some i guess
ALT: a man wearing safety goggles is looking through a hole in a wall and says you win some you lose some i guess
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October 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Today I got banned from r/home improvement for saying that somebodys hinge was still not as dry as Ben Shapiros wife.
My car wouldnt start
It was a questionable lot
I was starting to panic
I was in a tight spot
As I gathered the courage
To ask for some help
Searching for someone who might
In my own personal hell
A lady with a big red truck
Confident it was up to the task
This was who I decided to ask
It was a questionable lot
I was starting to panic
I was in a tight spot
As I gathered the courage
To ask for some help
Searching for someone who might
In my own personal hell
A lady with a big red truck
Confident it was up to the task
This was who I decided to ask
October 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My car wouldnt start
It was a questionable lot
I was starting to panic
I was in a tight spot
As I gathered the courage
To ask for some help
Searching for someone who might
In my own personal hell
A lady with a big red truck
Confident it was up to the task
This was who I decided to ask
It was a questionable lot
I was starting to panic
I was in a tight spot
As I gathered the courage
To ask for some help
Searching for someone who might
In my own personal hell
A lady with a big red truck
Confident it was up to the task
This was who I decided to ask
My daughter eats big scoops of Chipotle's hot red salsa, and I think this solidifies her psychopathy.
October 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My daughter eats big scoops of Chipotle's hot red salsa, and I think this solidifies her psychopathy.
Im so fucking sick of 30-45 second ads to watch a 15 second clip. No thanks.
October 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Im so fucking sick of 30-45 second ads to watch a 15 second clip. No thanks.
It takes a lot to get me riled up, but Im going to have to fight someone over this.
October 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It takes a lot to get me riled up, but Im going to have to fight someone over this.
I haven't had pad Thai from the place down the street in almost 2 weeks.
a cartoon baboon says it is time
ALT: a cartoon baboon says it is time
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October 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I haven't had pad Thai from the place down the street in almost 2 weeks.
I just discovered my wifes deepest darkest secret. It came in the way of a letter from the city about a stack of overdue parking tickets.
a man wearing a shirt and tie is holding a cup that says coca cola on it
ALT: a man wearing a shirt and tie is holding a cup that says coca cola on it
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October 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I just discovered my wifes deepest darkest secret. It came in the way of a letter from the city about a stack of overdue parking tickets.
Meatloaf pizza:
Meatloaf sauce as the base
mozzarella and Italian
shredded cheese, scattered
chunks of pre-made meatlof,
with onions and peppers, with a sauce drizzle and baked to perfection.
Or, if you want to go hard you
could deep dish it like a fucking meat
pie
Meatloaf sauce as the base
mozzarella and Italian
shredded cheese, scattered
chunks of pre-made meatlof,
with onions and peppers, with a sauce drizzle and baked to perfection.
Or, if you want to go hard you
could deep dish it like a fucking meat
pie
October 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Meatloaf pizza:
Meatloaf sauce as the base
mozzarella and Italian
shredded cheese, scattered
chunks of pre-made meatlof,
with onions and peppers, with a sauce drizzle and baked to perfection.
Or, if you want to go hard you
could deep dish it like a fucking meat
pie
Meatloaf sauce as the base
mozzarella and Italian
shredded cheese, scattered
chunks of pre-made meatlof,
with onions and peppers, with a sauce drizzle and baked to perfection.
Or, if you want to go hard you
could deep dish it like a fucking meat
pie
I call it "Sunfire Harvest"
October 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I call it "Sunfire Harvest"
If I ever run for office, my main issue would be getting football back into everybody's living rooms.
September 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If I ever run for office, my main issue would be getting football back into everybody's living rooms.
My reaction when my 20yo complains about being asked to come in for a 3 hour shift to give him a total of 15 hours this week.
a gray and white cat is sitting on the floor looking at the camera .
ALT: a gray and white cat is sitting on the floor looking at the camera .
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September 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My reaction when my 20yo complains about being asked to come in for a 3 hour shift to give him a total of 15 hours this week.
Live
Laugh
Let me off of this fucking ride
Laugh
Let me off of this fucking ride
Live
Laugh
Leave me alone
Laugh
Leave me alone
Live
Laugh
Lift with your legs
Laugh
Lift with your legs
September 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Live
Laugh
Let me off of this fucking ride
Laugh
Let me off of this fucking ride
September 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My wizard rabbit sliced through my lifeline today. Am I cooked, fam?
September 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My wizard rabbit sliced through my lifeline today. Am I cooked, fam?
Carved into the bullet casing was the simple message "Leggo my Eggo"
Carved into the bullet casing was the simple message: "The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup".
Carved into the bullet case was the simple message: “Just exactly like Father if Father had known as much about it the night before I went out there as he did the day after I came back thinking Mad impotent old man who realized at last that there must be some limit even to the capabilities of a d…”
September 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Carved into the bullet casing was the simple message "Leggo my Eggo"