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It's my first day
At :08 seconds, 2 sets of headlights become tail lights. I was an arbitrary gear shift away from being part of that Avalanches under carriage.
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
In the end I gave her a big hug and she was the closest thing Ive probably ever come to a guardian angel.
October 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I gave the key a turn
The car jolted to life!
I could now get it home
And deal with this shyt

In the end, it wasn't the big ass dodge that did the trick
It was Betty freakin' white
And her little jumper brick
October 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The car, it clicked
It filled me with dread
Not a great place for my car to be dead

And then out of thin air she seems to appear
A sweet old lady with rosy red ears
She scuttled on over, a small box in her hands said to me
"I think I charged it this year,
it used to be Dans"
October 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
a man in a suit says well it 's about time
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October 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That they didn't do this when hither had the chance, and knew what this shit was spreading in the ranks is an absolute fucking travesty. Biden left so many gaping holes wide open.
October 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Got me like
a cartoon rabbit with a red tongue sticking out of its mouth
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October 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Boyiiii
October 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I totally just did. Chicken pad thai, spice level 2 with extra lime.
a man wearing a hat and glasses is screaming and says i 'm .
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October 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Any day the Yankees suffer a beat down is a good day.
October 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Or as I sell it to my kids, pad thai, italian style.
October 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Horse noses are among the best things.
October 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Watching the NYY get blown out is always a good time.
October 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Me, trying to gather the courage to make the phone call for some noodles.
a man from schitt 's creek says he 's feeling this like deep aching sense of dread
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October 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM