Devin Maestro Hall
@bboymaestro.bsky.social
The Akashic Record. Noted Persona Guy. Tekken player. The Ace of Heavy Hearts.
He/Him.
“The South Got Something to Say.”-Andre 3000
He/Him.
“The South Got Something to Say.”-Andre 3000
Blood Cultures slapped on skate story
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Blood Cultures slapped on skate story
The singer from Blood Cultures has the most absurd falsetto. Fuck off, I’m jealous.
December 31, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The singer from Blood Cultures has the most absurd falsetto. Fuck off, I’m jealous.
The answer will always be Tony Hawk’s Underground. Maybe the greatest revenge story in video games, that also happens to be a (mostly) mechanically amazing and fun game. Fuck Eric Sparrow.
Quote this with your favourite game NOW that was released in 2003, and what your favourite was THEN (if you had one)
Localisations*/early access count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
*('03 was the NA release of Wind Waker)
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
Localisations*/early access count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
*('03 was the NA release of Wind Waker)
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
December 31, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The answer will always be Tony Hawk’s Underground. Maybe the greatest revenge story in video games, that also happens to be a (mostly) mechanically amazing and fun game. Fuck Eric Sparrow.
I have a mighty need to capture footage from skate story.
December 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I have a mighty need to capture footage from skate story.
When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD
sounds like you need some POWERTHIRST
December 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD
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RFK Jr taking calipers to your hips and sorting you based on the circumference
I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article
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And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
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And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
RFK Jr taking calipers to your hips and sorting you based on the circumference
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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
why does the oven say piss…
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Every Democrat running for office needs to promise investigations and full prosecutions from top to bottom, remove its funding bloat then break up the agency and distribute its core remaining useful functions across other agencies.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Every Democrat running for office needs to promise investigations and full prosecutions from top to bottom, remove its funding bloat then break up the agency and distribute its core remaining useful functions across other agencies.
Joyce Byers better survive this shit
December 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Joyce Byers better survive this shit
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christmas on bluesky
December 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
christmas on bluesky
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Rebuild of Christmas Carol 2.025: Tiny Tim Who Did (NOT) Die
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Rebuild of Christmas Carol 2.025: Tiny Tim Who Did (NOT) Die
Man, I wish skate story was a little longer, just a little more fleshed out. What a novel take on skating when most of the other franchises aren’t taking risks or asking “what makes skateboarding fun or interesting?”
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Man, I wish skate story was a little longer, just a little more fleshed out. What a novel take on skating when most of the other franchises aren’t taking risks or asking “what makes skateboarding fun or interesting?”
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I will be putting every effort into making PAX West next year. It will be the 10th anniversary of the last time I got to go. Things done changed.
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I will be putting every effort into making PAX West next year. It will be the 10th anniversary of the last time I got to go. Things done changed.
Was wondering if she would play with the new toy
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Was wondering if she would play with the new toy
Skate Story, y’all
December 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Skate Story, y’all
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Nah what
Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death (Steam) is $0.80 on GMG buff.ly/IlmrsPk #ad
Deck verified
it's like the first God of War games
Deck verified
it's like the first God of War games
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Nah what
Outer Worlds 2 has a bunch of cool things—like Aza, a psychopathic killer with an insane face card.
December 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Outer Worlds 2 has a bunch of cool things—like Aza, a psychopathic killer with an insane face card.
Tim Robinson will just sit in a joke til it prunes. I love it,
December 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Tim Robinson will just sit in a joke til it prunes. I love it,
I watch Desus & Mero clips just to feel something.
December 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I watch Desus & Mero clips just to feel something.
In the chair like Picard
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
In the chair like Picard
I don’t know much about classic cars—but I got a lotta friends on Classic Coke
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I don’t know much about classic cars—but I got a lotta friends on Classic Coke
Got two or three conservatives gloating in my mentions while tweeting about the election. Just muted em. I won’t give them the satisfaction of my time or a block.
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Got two or three conservatives gloating in my mentions while tweeting about the election. Just muted em. I won’t give them the satisfaction of my time or a block.