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There's no way for unionists to put a positive spin on the latest #Indyref2 Norstat poll. Even with the No voting figures boosted by 2014 weighting, Yes leads by 7 pts. The unweighted sample has Yes more then 20 pts ahead. And when we reweight to take away the 2014 No bias, Yes leads by 14 pts.
June 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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@shiny02.bsky.social needs our help. If you can, throw him a few beans. I for one want to see more of his ripping the p1ss out of Scotland's political "leaders".

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SKETCH - THE SCOTTISH LABOUR REVIVAL!
YouTube video by Shauny Boy
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March 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Did you know that when the UK Government compile the GERS figures they do not include.
UK Companies that operate in Scotland. eg Power Generators
Taxes not devolved. eg Tax on dividends & savings in Scotland
Taxes from North Sea Oil and Gas.
Something to quote back when GERS is released in May
February 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Your problem is with the Richest, not the poorest
The Richest control the media and control the message
January 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Scotland COULD have the cheapest electricity prices in the UK, Westminster KNOWS this!!!

www.youtube.com/live/XLXVYd4...
Sky News Breakfast | Israeli cabinet to vote on ceasefire deal
YouTube video by Sky News
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January 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Maybe we need a website to determine the best use of our 2nd votes in 2026?
January 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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If the sample figures from the True North @survation.bsky.social poll are accurate this marks a significant step towards seeing a consistent #Yes majority in #Indyref2 voting. It shows a majority Yes weighted sample for the first time.
January 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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A ‘Scotland Good’ News Story - ‘Wellbeing Economy’ Example

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1/ I want a Scotland to thrive in a Wellbeing economy where our leaders walk the talk on dignity, fairness and respect to all, which is why, when my wife received her first correspondence from Social Security Scotland Dundee
January 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
BBC - Scotland - News - Angel of the North

SNP sent troops over the border last night during the weather chaos to incorporate Gateshead apparently

www.bbc.co.uk/news/scotland
November 23, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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Keep your eyes on the prize folks!
#ScottishIndependenceASAP
November 23, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Taken from the "SPACE KAREN" Place

BBC Scotland has admitted breaching Section 4.3.12 of the BBC Guidelines after a Scottish Labour activist was presented as a politically neutral academic on Good Morning Scotland during an interview with presenter Laura Maxwell.

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November 23, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Scotland's papers: early release 'fury' and firework arrests

More Union PISH from none Scottish/Union newspapers
BBC Scotland promotes them EVERYDAY!!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Scotland's papers: early release 'fury' and firework arrests
Scheme to release prisoners early cost £2m and seven arrests after bonfire night disorder makes the papers.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 23, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Would you survive? nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
November 22, 2024 at 2:12 PM
GB Energy could bring 300 jobs to Aberdeen - boss

Before the UK election, we promoted Labour's lies that "1000's of jobs would be created" and were ready to go.

So far, it has employed Mr Maier who's staying based in Manchester, which must be just outside Aberdeen eh

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
GB Energy 'should bring up to 300 jobs' to new Aberdeen HQ
Juergen Maier said the state-owned energy firm would not begin making investments until next year.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 22, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Had the question been.

"If Hamas Leader, also indited by the ICJ, visits the UK would he be arrested?" The answer would have been YES!

But "Labour" cannot bite the hand that feeds them (Israel), so different rules WILL apply
BREAKING:

“That's not a matter for me as home secretary"

says Yvette Cooper when asked if Israeli PM Netanyahu would be arrested if he was to come to the UK following the arrest warrant from the ICC
November 22, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Typical energy bill to rise by £21 a year in January

Always looking for a favorable Union headline. Cancel your Netflix account and all will be well, it's only £21

Scotland produces more renewable electricity than it uses, whilst Scotland pensioners freeze

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Ofgem energy price cap: Typical bill to rise in January
It means someone paying by direct debit and using a typical amount of energy will pay £21 more a year.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 22, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Scotland's papers: Flynn backtracks and arrest warrant for Israel PM

Today we promote 2 London based UNION newspapers pretending to be SCOTTISH, rather than the more LABOUR damaging newspaper headlines from real Scottish newspapers.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Scotland's papers: Flynn backtracks and arrest warrant for Israel PM
Stephen Flynn's Holyrood u-turn and legal moves against Israel's prime minister make the headlines.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 22, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Flynn will not seek dual mandate to become MSP

We asked Scot Tory deputy leader Rachael Hamilton for comment "His plans were typical of arrogant SNP politicians who think there should be one rule for them and another for everyone else."

Brass Neck = Douglas Ross 🙄

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Stephen Flynn will not seek dual mandate to become MSP
The SNP Westminster leader will not stand for the Aberdeen South and North Kincardine seat at Holyrood while remaining an MP.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 21, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Ferries saga ship Glen Sannox finally delivered

3 Ferry stories within 6hrs
Ferries=SNP=Scotland=Indy=Sh*te

Same pattern, different day

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
November 21, 2024 at 3:49 PM
We're Back !!!

The 2nd paragraph made us laugh, no chance of BBC Scotland getting an account if they are not allowed to include misleading information. 😂
November 21, 2024 at 3:36 PM