BassAckwards
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That one dude from twitter
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nobody likes you DICKHOLE
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
nobody likes you DICKHOLE
almost 30 years and to this day it infuriates me when a good song comes on and the wife turns down the volume to talk about something.
Wife: did you pay the electric bill?
Me: did you not hear Alice In Chains?
Wife: well, we nee….
Me: YEAH THEYVE COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER
Wife: did you pay the electric bill?
Me: did you not hear Alice In Chains?
Wife: well, we nee….
Me: YEAH THEYVE COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
almost 30 years and to this day it infuriates me when a good song comes on and the wife turns down the volume to talk about something.
Wife: did you pay the electric bill?
Me: did you not hear Alice In Chains?
Wife: well, we nee….
Me: YEAH THEYVE COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER
Wife: did you pay the electric bill?
Me: did you not hear Alice In Chains?
Wife: well, we nee….
Me: YEAH THEYVE COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER
Brohm was neat for a minute.
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Brohm was neat for a minute.
“During the commercial, holding offsides neutral zone infraction we don’t want to even be here facemask 15yd penalty who knows what down it is anymore.”
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“During the commercial, holding offsides neutral zone infraction we don’t want to even be here facemask 15yd penalty who knows what down it is anymore.”
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Like I’ve said, we’re going to get absolutely scorched in whatever Bowl game we’re in.
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Like I’ve said, we’re going to get absolutely scorched in whatever Bowl game we’re in.
I didn’t watch one second of the game (internet problems) and my pants are on the roof.
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I didn’t watch one second of the game (internet problems) and my pants are on the roof.
The espn app is bonkers. It’s still halftime.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The espn app is bonkers. It’s still halftime.
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
There’s an ep of Family Guy where Meg is supposed to go to mars and the countdown timer is sponsored by crypto currency. “10…,9….,4000….,-600….,” and I lost it lmao
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
There’s an ep of Family Guy where Meg is supposed to go to mars and the countdown timer is sponsored by crypto currency. “10…,9….,4000….,-600….,” and I lost it lmao
The wife is torturing me. Please send help.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The wife is torturing me. Please send help.
That pass Miller Moss threw right into the back of a receiver reminded me of that Peyton Manning SNL skit.
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
That pass Miller Moss threw right into the back of a receiver reminded me of that Peyton Manning SNL skit.
Like I’ve said, we’re going to get absolutely scorched in whatever Bowl game we’re in.
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Like I’ve said, we’re going to get absolutely scorched in whatever Bowl game we’re in.
Run the gotdamn ball
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Run the gotdamn ball
Antonio Brown with attempted murder? Good lord.
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Antonio Brown with attempted murder? Good lord.
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
Niners gonna have to start playing in bubble wrap.
November 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Niners gonna have to start playing in bubble wrap.
Love too have the sun go down at 5pm
November 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Love too have the sun go down at 5pm
Well that sucked a fart.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Well that sucked a fart.
Don’t have a dog in this fight but Miami got royally kicked in the bag on that foul call. Dude just lost his balance. Whatever. Sports and things of that nature.
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Don’t have a dog in this fight but Miami got royally kicked in the bag on that foul call. Dude just lost his balance. Whatever. Sports and things of that nature.