Basically, Daria
@basicallydaria.bsky.social
“Dummy thicc and nothing more”
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
Doing Year 1 sobriety while running the world’s largest police force… what could go wrong?
December 5, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Doing Year 1 sobriety while running the world’s largest police force… what could go wrong?
- I didn’t anticipate that she would want a Kit Kat 12 hours ago and go to the gas station to get her one
- I made her get up and go see what fruit she wanted from the kitchen instead of going in there and listing the options to her waitress-style
- I didn’t “do something funny” like a court jester
- I made her get up and go see what fruit she wanted from the kitchen instead of going in there and listing the options to her waitress-style
- I didn’t “do something funny” like a court jester
December 2, 2024 at 2:49 AM
- I didn’t anticipate that she would want a Kit Kat 12 hours ago and go to the gas station to get her one
- I made her get up and go see what fruit she wanted from the kitchen instead of going in there and listing the options to her waitress-style
- I didn’t “do something funny” like a court jester
- I made her get up and go see what fruit she wanted from the kitchen instead of going in there and listing the options to her waitress-style
- I didn’t “do something funny” like a court jester
- the McDonald’s employees forgot to give her a straw for her water (we live 4 minutes away)
- I wouldn’t play ball with her inside but she didn’t want to play outside
- I made her the dinner she asked for
- I told her I’d buy her a fancy cake for her birthday
- I wouldn’t play ball with her inside but she didn’t want to play outside
- I made her the dinner she asked for
- I told her I’d buy her a fancy cake for her birthday
December 2, 2024 at 2:49 AM
- the McDonald’s employees forgot to give her a straw for her water (we live 4 minutes away)
- I wouldn’t play ball with her inside but she didn’t want to play outside
- I made her the dinner she asked for
- I told her I’d buy her a fancy cake for her birthday
- I wouldn’t play ball with her inside but she didn’t want to play outside
- I made her the dinner she asked for
- I told her I’d buy her a fancy cake for her birthday
Things my 10yo has been mad at me for today:
- she stayed with her grandma last night (which she asked to do)
- her tummy hurt
- she wanted McDonald’s and had to wait until we got to the McDonald’s
- her video game made her mad
- she stayed with her grandma last night (which she asked to do)
- her tummy hurt
- she wanted McDonald’s and had to wait until we got to the McDonald’s
- her video game made her mad
December 2, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Things my 10yo has been mad at me for today:
- she stayed with her grandma last night (which she asked to do)
- her tummy hurt
- she wanted McDonald’s and had to wait until we got to the McDonald’s
- her video game made her mad
- she stayed with her grandma last night (which she asked to do)
- her tummy hurt
- she wanted McDonald’s and had to wait until we got to the McDonald’s
- her video game made her mad
My daughter making us watch the Sleepytime episode of Bluey on Thanksgiving to launch us all into a fit of sobbing
November 29, 2024 at 1:07 AM
My daughter making us watch the Sleepytime episode of Bluey on Thanksgiving to launch us all into a fit of sobbing
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tsa agent: sorry, you can only board with 3.4 oz of liquid or less.
me: ok, just toss it out then.
Kool Aid Man: *dressed in tommy bahama* babe what
me: ok, just toss it out then.
Kool Aid Man: *dressed in tommy bahama* babe what
November 25, 2024 at 3:28 PM
tsa agent: sorry, you can only board with 3.4 oz of liquid or less.
me: ok, just toss it out then.
Kool Aid Man: *dressed in tommy bahama* babe what
me: ok, just toss it out then.
Kool Aid Man: *dressed in tommy bahama* babe what
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[finding a dead body] looks like we got ourselves a whodidit
November 25, 2024 at 2:21 AM
[finding a dead body] looks like we got ourselves a whodidit
A vacation isn’t enough. I need to go on a 24-hour roadtrip to nowhere with no one.
November 23, 2024 at 4:41 PM
A vacation isn’t enough. I need to go on a 24-hour roadtrip to nowhere with no one.
Being a parent is crazy cuz you’ll be having the most annoying day in the world and here comes a 10yo
November 23, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Being a parent is crazy cuz you’ll be having the most annoying day in the world and here comes a 10yo
Average cat lady Thursday
November 21, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Average cat lady Thursday
Me, if you care
23000 BCE cave engraving of a woman at Cussac, France
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Me, if you care
When you’re right, you’re right
November 20, 2024 at 11:01 PM
When you’re right, you’re right
“Bedtime is the worst part of the day” a 10yo who doesn’t know that in 15 years, at most, bedtime will be the best part of the day
November 20, 2024 at 3:34 AM
“Bedtime is the worst part of the day” a 10yo who doesn’t know that in 15 years, at most, bedtime will be the best part of the day
Pictured: suspect got too comfy and fell off my lap and tried to catch himself by digging his claws into my thigh… allegedly
November 20, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Pictured: suspect got too comfy and fell off my lap and tried to catch himself by digging his claws into my thigh… allegedly
Where are all the jokes here? Where’s the whimsy?
November 19, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Where are all the jokes here? Where’s the whimsy?
Contrary to other people who post that they do not reply to DMs, I DO reply to DMs but I do it with hate in my heart
November 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Contrary to other people who post that they do not reply to DMs, I DO reply to DMs but I do it with hate in my heart
The mark of true friendship
November 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
The mark of true friendship
Please. I have enough nightmares.
November 17, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Please. I have enough nightmares.
Realizing I’m going to have to cultivate Reply Guys again. A shame, really
November 16, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Realizing I’m going to have to cultivate Reply Guys again. A shame, really