Bash
@bashthebox.bsky.social
I make fancy kitchens and wardrobes and stuff, but mostly post a load of old rubbish
www.themoderncarpenter.com
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
Was digging around in a box of my old Lego and, well, turns out I’m kind of a big deal
December 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Was digging around in a box of my old Lego and, well, turns out I’m kind of a big deal
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Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
Donate to Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025, organized by Rhodri Marsden
Unbelievably, it's the 15th year of this thing.
What is it?
Improbably, the nig… Rhodri Marsden needs your support for Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025
www.gofundme.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
Starling murmurations at RSPB Ham Wall yesterday evening. That rare thing of - perfect weather, perfect timing, and picking the perfect spot. Probably the most spectacular sight in British nature I reckon.
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Starling murmurations at RSPB Ham Wall yesterday evening. That rare thing of - perfect weather, perfect timing, and picking the perfect spot. Probably the most spectacular sight in British nature I reckon.
All the feets where I can see em
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
All the feets where I can see em
I worked in a camera shop in the early 00s when we still all used film. One customer came up to the counter and said “do you process”, waggling his eyebrows, “adult photos”. I laughed and said “sure” AND OF COURSE WE ALL LOOKED AND YES I WISH I HADN’T ONLYFANS THIS WAS NOT
ahh retail
December 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I worked in a camera shop in the early 00s when we still all used film. One customer came up to the counter and said “do you process”, waggling his eyebrows, “adult photos”. I laughed and said “sure” AND OF COURSE WE ALL LOOKED AND YES I WISH I HADN’T ONLYFANS THIS WAS NOT
No one ever mentions the Keith Harris Show
pisses me off that people call stuff "orwellian" when they just mean it reminds them of 1984. the man wrote other books
December 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
No one ever mentions the Keith Harris Show
Latest project finished, a DJ console for a customer in Bristol. Always fun to do these sorts of pieces - you generally know it’s something they’ve been really looking forward to for aaaages.
December 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Latest project finished, a DJ console for a customer in Bristol. Always fun to do these sorts of pieces - you generally know it’s something they’ve been really looking forward to for aaaages.
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Yesterday, wind produced 59.6% of Britain’s electricity - almost five times more than gas.
Despite what you hear from fossil fuel-funded politicians, every unit of clean renewable energy we produce is delivering U.K jobs, energy security, and a brighter future of our children.
Despite what you hear from fossil fuel-funded politicians, every unit of clean renewable energy we produce is delivering U.K jobs, energy security, and a brighter future of our children.
December 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Yesterday, wind produced 59.6% of Britain’s electricity - almost five times more than gas.
Despite what you hear from fossil fuel-funded politicians, every unit of clean renewable energy we produce is delivering U.K jobs, energy security, and a brighter future of our children.
Despite what you hear from fossil fuel-funded politicians, every unit of clean renewable energy we produce is delivering U.K jobs, energy security, and a brighter future of our children.
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Look I don’t want to go starting up the us/uk food discourse but the Americans are sharing their celebration dinners and fuck me if it don’t look like 1972 is calling and wants its beige food back
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Look I don’t want to go starting up the us/uk food discourse but the Americans are sharing their celebration dinners and fuck me if it don’t look like 1972 is calling and wants its beige food back
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Ideas to devalue your £2m home:
Install an outdoors glass cubicle toilet on your front drive and make sure you use it regularly. Keep eye contact with anyone who sees you using it.
Install an outdoors glass cubicle toilet on your front drive and make sure you use it regularly. Keep eye contact with anyone who sees you using it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Ideas to devalue your £2m home:
Install an outdoors glass cubicle toilet on your front drive and make sure you use it regularly. Keep eye contact with anyone who sees you using it.
Install an outdoors glass cubicle toilet on your front drive and make sure you use it regularly. Keep eye contact with anyone who sees you using it.
Yeah it’s pheasant night, yeah this little guy was asking for some for the entire cooking time
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Yeah it’s pheasant night, yeah this little guy was asking for some for the entire cooking time
Monkey is having an extremely satisfactory evening
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Monkey is having an extremely satisfactory evening
Of course, like all right thinking people, I don’t look at my phone when I’m on the loo… but I probably shouldn’t have read this whilst I was on the loo
We begin today with a content warning: this dispatch from history is not for the faint-hearted. However, if you wish, do please join me for the tale of the Sun King’s anal fistula and the three-hour operation performed on it without anaesthetic on this day in 1686... 🧵
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Of course, like all right thinking people, I don’t look at my phone when I’m on the loo… but I probably shouldn’t have read this whilst I was on the loo
It’s the worst prime minister ever and the most far right Home Secretary ever and it’s happened for the fifth time in a fucking row (tbf, and I can’t quite believe I’m saying this, perhaps that’s not entirely fair to rishi fucking sunak)
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
It’s the worst prime minister ever and the most far right Home Secretary ever and it’s happened for the fifth time in a fucking row (tbf, and I can’t quite believe I’m saying this, perhaps that’s not entirely fair to rishi fucking sunak)
@milesklee.bsky.social ‘tis the season for increasingly unhinged British crisps.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
@milesklee.bsky.social ‘tis the season for increasingly unhinged British crisps.
Ahhh my old home town. As weird as it is to think of Tom Cruise strolling down the high street, I never once saw him in Martine’s to take advantage of 50p a pint nights www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
‘It seemed like quite a do’: why East Grinstead hosts one of Scientology’s glitziest evenings
Last week, 7,000 people – including Tom Cruise – descended on the West Sussex town for an event that divides local opinion
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Ahhh my old home town. As weird as it is to think of Tom Cruise strolling down the high street, I never once saw him in Martine’s to take advantage of 50p a pint nights www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Always worth following Tom, and his wonderful stories. His parents make really good art too.
I've TWO of these beautiful 'Witch & Hare' original linocuts by my mum, Jo, to give away to my Bluesky followers. The print is from my recently republished book, Help The Witch.
All you have to do to enter is repost this story from the book (maybe give it a read too?) www.tom-cox.com/robot-2/
All you have to do to enter is repost this story from the book (maybe give it a read too?) www.tom-cox.com/robot-2/
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Always worth following Tom, and his wonderful stories. His parents make really good art too.
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The piece where I get to say everything that's bugging me about the world of detecting & archaeology & ask - why are we not more concerned about this?
(Thank you to everyone who read through drafts & offered thoughts, advice and ideas.)
#Archaeology #Detecting 🏺
bigbookoftorcs.com/2025/10/27/t...
(Thank you to everyone who read through drafts & offered thoughts, advice and ideas.)
#Archaeology #Detecting 🏺
bigbookoftorcs.com/2025/10/27/t...
The system is broken, so why are we not more concerned?
by Tess Machling [A download/print PDF version can be found at the end of the paper] Abstract The Portable Antiquities Scheme (PAS) – the detectorist-facing branch of archaeology – whic…
bigbookoftorcs.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The piece where I get to say everything that's bugging me about the world of detecting & archaeology & ask - why are we not more concerned about this?
(Thank you to everyone who read through drafts & offered thoughts, advice and ideas.)
#Archaeology #Detecting 🏺
bigbookoftorcs.com/2025/10/27/t...
(Thank you to everyone who read through drafts & offered thoughts, advice and ideas.)
#Archaeology #Detecting 🏺
bigbookoftorcs.com/2025/10/27/t...
Bilbao knows what’s up
October 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Bilbao knows what’s up
Another little wardrobe finished this week!
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Another little wardrobe finished this week!
I’m not usually one to dunk on a 19 year old, but seriously, this little prick
October 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’m not usually one to dunk on a 19 year old, but seriously, this little prick
Mop, not my cat although it appears I am his human, caught in spectacular form this afternoon
October 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Mop, not my cat although it appears I am his human, caught in spectacular form this afternoon
Make fascists afraid
#OtD 10 Oct 1937 fascist leader Oswald Mosley was knocked unconscious and hospitalised in Liverpool by a stone thrown by anti-fascists who attacked a Nazi meeting at which he had attempted to address the crowd stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8245...
October 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Make fascists afraid