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Mark 🦑
@bartlebykamoi.bsky.social
politics & policy, mostly | NC native, student in Chicago | he/they
@hankgreen.bsky.social your crash course bio intro has been sampled in a rap song: open.spotify.com/track/7eLZbh... not sure if this is a first for you
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August 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
we’re BACK
NEWS: Dorval Carter is leaving the CTA, he announced in a meeting this morning. @chicagotribune.com story to come
January 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
not that i think bytedance is the most scrupulous company ever, but i don’t find it *that* damning to be unwilling to sell what could be a bunch of facebook shares in 2009 (especially with a drop-dead date that gives counterparties a huge negotiating advantage)
January 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
whenever i see a kid with a sled in chicago im like just give up, there’s not a single hill in hundreds of miles
January 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
a real regime would’ve used this as a pretext to round up pop nonfiction and self improvement authors…
December 10, 2024 at 6:01 PM
it’s crazy how well this works. even though the motion data is from nyc it’s worked perfectly in paris and london for me
November 21, 2024 at 11:40 AM
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Tim Kaine: guys I'm starting to suspect US weapons sent to Israel are not being used in accordance with the basic principles protecting civilians in warfare.

Unofficial White House memos:
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
i always find it so funny when early christians write about gluttony. what are you even talking about eating. a whole loaf of terrible bread? a handful of figs? show them the search results for “mukbang” and their concerns about their own behavior would vanish
November 18, 2024 at 3:05 PM
the crazy part is that this last happened in 2016. like i was in 7th grade then now im a junior in college—i feel like i had a lot of growth in that time but the rest of the country didn’t ig?
November 12, 2024 at 11:01 PM
what happened to my corduroy pants today crumbs-wise can never happen again (the french’s pro-croissant propaganda doesn’t tell you they’re basically like a package bomb of flakes)
November 12, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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every day subway’s sandwich artisans engage the public in a radical new form of participatory art
August 17, 2023 at 10:39 PM
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sooo many community theatres are gonna be doing Cabaret in the next year, aren’t they?
November 7, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff?
November 30, 2023 at 1:56 AM
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George santos dressed as a sexy nun walking an alpaca into the capitol building: the fake news media is going to take this out of context
October 15, 2023 at 2:02 PM
doesn’t seem like there’s any interest from the bluesky team in implementing private accounts

seems like the way forward is a script that blocks everyone on bluesky except for an allowed few?
September 7, 2023 at 4:40 PM
every day subway’s sandwich artisans engage the public in a radical new form of participatory art
August 17, 2023 at 10:39 PM
just joined threads… two words: dire and bleak
July 6, 2023 at 1:27 AM
what if bill de blasio joins the rumored eric adams polycule?
July 5, 2023 at 3:55 PM
has “bill de blasio put that he and his wife are now poly in the newspaper” made it to this site yet?
July 5, 2023 at 3:54 PM
it’s the year of linux on the desktop!
woke up to 700 notifications on here. i think because i said most people don’t need and won’t voluntarily use linux
July 4, 2023 at 12:54 PM
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When are they going to make it possible to lock my account on here so I can engage in some protected free speech
July 3, 2023 at 2:54 PM
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the rate limit is not happy with me--that's okay, i'll still keep refreshing that garbage
July 2, 2023 at 4:49 PM
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she skeet on my sky til im bl- [BUZZER]
she blue on m- [BUZZER]
call her sk- [trap door opens]
July 3, 2023 at 7:36 PM
ofc the rate limit comes back the moment i’m trying to avoid doing any actual work on this dumb day before the 4th
July 3, 2023 at 3:13 PM