Barloq
@barloq.bsky.social
Writer, blogger, father. DOA: Dead or Alive is still the best video game movie. Trash connoisseur. Blessed by the chupacabra. Read my writings at ichoosetostand.net
Ok, I think that my most recent project is more or less complete... a workspace upgrade! I've got TONS more desk space and storage to keep things organized, and the whole thing is more "personal" now. ☺️
Probably gonna tinker a bit more, but I'm quite happy with how it turned out!
Probably gonna tinker a bit more, but I'm quite happy with how it turned out!
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Ok, I think that my most recent project is more or less complete... a workspace upgrade! I've got TONS more desk space and storage to keep things organized, and the whole thing is more "personal" now. ☺️
Probably gonna tinker a bit more, but I'm quite happy with how it turned out!
Probably gonna tinker a bit more, but I'm quite happy with how it turned out!
OMG. Haven't played any DOA for a couple months, was cleaning and found my 3DS with DOA Dimensions in it. Opened it up to see if it was still in sleep mode and accidentally started a 50 match survival game (which I hadn't cleared before). Figured "fuck it, why not?" to see how far I'd get... 😳
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
OMG. Haven't played any DOA for a couple months, was cleaning and found my 3DS with DOA Dimensions in it. Opened it up to see if it was still in sleep mode and accidentally started a 50 match survival game (which I hadn't cleared before). Figured "fuck it, why not?" to see how far I'd get... 😳
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Very useful thread.
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First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Very useful thread.
Hadn't played Nioh 2 for a couple weeks, but got back into it this evening... damn, I had really missed it. I played well & had a great time! Even re-fought that fucking snake boss who gave me so much trouble a couple months ago and kicked his ass. Long games are exhausting, but Nioh 2 is worth it.
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Hadn't played Nioh 2 for a couple weeks, but got back into it this evening... damn, I had really missed it. I played well & had a great time! Even re-fought that fucking snake boss who gave me so much trouble a couple months ago and kicked his ass. Long games are exhausting, but Nioh 2 is worth it.
Y'all ever give yourself a hangnail so bad that part of the inside of your finger becomes outside...? 🤢
November 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Y'all ever give yourself a hangnail so bad that part of the inside of your finger becomes outside...? 🤢
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I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
It is absolutely fucking insane that Final Fantasy X, a game which came out 24 years ago, looks better than every Pokémon game we've ever gotten and cost five times as much to make. Like... no wonder Pokémon games have looked like utter shite for years, TPC refuse to invest beyond the bare minimum.
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It is absolutely fucking insane that Final Fantasy X, a game which came out 24 years ago, looks better than every Pokémon game we've ever gotten and cost five times as much to make. Like... no wonder Pokémon games have looked like utter shite for years, TPC refuse to invest beyond the bare minimum.
So I thought I'd like Final Fantasy X, but I'm BLOWN away by how much I'm liking it so far! Very strong opening hours, I didn't want to stop playing (goddamn work/life schedule)!
a woman is standing in the water with a broom in her hand .
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October 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
So I thought I'd like Final Fantasy X, but I'm BLOWN away by how much I'm liking it so far! Very strong opening hours, I didn't want to stop playing (goddamn work/life schedule)!
Getting very close to the end of FF7: have to finish the return trip to Midgar, get to Sephiroth, and then do the final battle.
However... this may be the last time I ever play this game due to how much of a time commitment it asks of you. Do we go the whole nine yards to tackle chocobo breeding /1
However... this may be the last time I ever play this game due to how much of a time commitment it asks of you. Do we go the whole nine yards to tackle chocobo breeding /1
a video game character is standing in a field and talking to a chocobo named wark
ALT: a video game character is standing in a field and talking to a chocobo named wark
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October 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Getting very close to the end of FF7: have to finish the return trip to Midgar, get to Sephiroth, and then do the final battle.
However... this may be the last time I ever play this game due to how much of a time commitment it asks of you. Do we go the whole nine yards to tackle chocobo breeding /1
However... this may be the last time I ever play this game due to how much of a time commitment it asks of you. Do we go the whole nine yards to tackle chocobo breeding /1
Well goddamn, this is a great tribute.
Oh, I also did a tribute to my brother Itagaki for @theguardian.com. I didn't realize it was up. This is way shorter, but no less poignant, I think. I tried to do him justice. #Itagaki
‘A force of nature who took no prisoners’: a tribute to Ninja Gaiden creator Tomonobu Itagaki
The driving force behind Team Ninja was a game development samurai who almost always won his battles
www.theguardian.com
October 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Well goddamn, this is a great tribute.
This looks promising! :)
October 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This looks promising! :)
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It's been a few hours already and I'm still not entirely sure what to say...
He may have been a bit eccentric based on stories we've heard, but he was super passionate about his work and left behind one hell of a legacy.
RIP Itagaki. Thank you for giving us DOA & my favorite character of all time.
He may have been a bit eccentric based on stories we've heard, but he was super passionate about his work and left behind one hell of a legacy.
RIP Itagaki. Thank you for giving us DOA & my favorite character of all time.
Tomonobu Itagaki (creator of Ninja Gaiden 2004, Dead or Alive) has passed away according to his Facebook
October 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's been a few hours already and I'm still not entirely sure what to say...
He may have been a bit eccentric based on stories we've heard, but he was super passionate about his work and left behind one hell of a legacy.
RIP Itagaki. Thank you for giving us DOA & my favorite character of all time.
He may have been a bit eccentric based on stories we've heard, but he was super passionate about his work and left behind one hell of a legacy.
RIP Itagaki. Thank you for giving us DOA & my favorite character of all time.
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Tomonobu Itagaki
i hope you have found a comfortable place to put down your sword. rip
i hope you have found a comfortable place to put down your sword. rip
October 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Tomonobu Itagaki
i hope you have found a comfortable place to put down your sword. rip
i hope you have found a comfortable place to put down your sword. rip
OMFG, WHAT!?
Tomonobu Itagaki was a very controversial game director. The sexual harrassment allegations against him really make it hard to hold him in too much esteem, but he's also largely responsible for the creation of some of my all-time favourite games. A problematic fav for sure, and one /1
Tomonobu Itagaki was a very controversial game director. The sexual harrassment allegations against him really make it hard to hold him in too much esteem, but he's also largely responsible for the creation of some of my all-time favourite games. A problematic fav for sure, and one /1
October 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
OMFG, WHAT!?
Tomonobu Itagaki was a very controversial game director. The sexual harrassment allegations against him really make it hard to hold him in too much esteem, but he's also largely responsible for the creation of some of my all-time favourite games. A problematic fav for sure, and one /1
Tomonobu Itagaki was a very controversial game director. The sexual harrassment allegations against him really make it hard to hold him in too much esteem, but he's also largely responsible for the creation of some of my all-time favourite games. A problematic fav for sure, and one /1
FOR. FUCK. SAKES.
My fucking computer is fucking up again, the exact same issue. Back to the fucking shop, I guess? Probably going to need to buy a new motherboard at this rate, goddammit...
My fucking computer is fucking up again, the exact same issue. Back to the fucking shop, I guess? Probably going to need to buy a new motherboard at this rate, goddammit...
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
FOR. FUCK. SAKES.
My fucking computer is fucking up again, the exact same issue. Back to the fucking shop, I guess? Probably going to need to buy a new motherboard at this rate, goddammit...
My fucking computer is fucking up again, the exact same issue. Back to the fucking shop, I guess? Probably going to need to buy a new motherboard at this rate, goddammit...
So, uh, I just found out there's concrete confirmation of a character returning in NG4 and I am legitimately getting hyped to play it now...
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
So, uh, I just found out there's concrete confirmation of a character returning in NG4 and I am legitimately getting hyped to play it now...
The Good: My computer's back! And there were no hardware issues, so I didn't have to buy anything expensive!
The Bad: Dipshits deleted all my fucking files!!! -_-
The Bad: Dipshits deleted all my fucking files!!! -_-
a man with a beard is making a funny face while standing in front of a building .
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October 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The Good: My computer's back! And there were no hardware issues, so I didn't have to buy anything expensive!
The Bad: Dipshits deleted all my fucking files!!! -_-
The Bad: Dipshits deleted all my fucking files!!! -_-
FINALLY FOUND THESE! The most "me" chocolate of all-time.
October 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
FINALLY FOUND THESE! The most "me" chocolate of all-time.
Watched Robocop 2 for the first time last night. Been a long time since I saw such a thoroughly half-baked film. The police strike, OCP messing with Robocop's programming, Robocop questioning his humanity, Nuke, Cain... none of it is explored, it's all introduced and then moved on from. Hell, it /1
October 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Watched Robocop 2 for the first time last night. Been a long time since I saw such a thoroughly half-baked film. The police strike, OCP messing with Robocop's programming, Robocop questioning his humanity, Nuke, Cain... none of it is explored, it's all introduced and then moved on from. Hell, it /1
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Your dopamine booster 😻😻😻😻
Good morning everyone!!
Good morning everyone!!
October 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Your dopamine booster 😻😻😻😻
Good morning everyone!!
Good morning everyone!!
FUUUUUUUCK me, I'm pretty sure my CPU is toast. :'(
October 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
FUUUUUUUCK me, I'm pretty sure my CPU is toast. :'(
Oops. I meant to post this tomorrow, but it's live now, so fuck it: a new Love/Hate entry is live, this time for Ape Escape: Pumped & Primed.
I guess I'm playing through the Ape Escape spin-offs now.I usually release these all at once, but I'm trying /1
www.ichoosetostand.net/2025/10/love...
I guess I'm playing through the Ape Escape spin-offs now.I usually release these all at once, but I'm trying /1
www.ichoosetostand.net/2025/10/love...
Love/Hate: Ape Escape – Pumped & Primed – I Choose to Stand
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October 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Oops. I meant to post this tomorrow, but it's live now, so fuck it: a new Love/Hate entry is live, this time for Ape Escape: Pumped & Primed.
I guess I'm playing through the Ape Escape spin-offs now.I usually release these all at once, but I'm trying /1
www.ichoosetostand.net/2025/10/love...
I guess I'm playing through the Ape Escape spin-offs now.I usually release these all at once, but I'm trying /1
www.ichoosetostand.net/2025/10/love...