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Matt
@bareinthewoods.bsky.social
Sober, Dog lover, photographer, ex-LEO, voiceover guy. Semi-retired gym Daddy living my best life. My spicy side https://bsky.app/profile/bareinthewoodsalt.bsky.social Born liberal usually running my mouth, usually swearing.
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If you're thinking of bringing me drama on here, don't.

I don't engage, I don't reply, I block. Instantly.

You'll be in my rearview mirror before your finger is fully off the reply button.
I have SO many questions.

And yes, I Googled it. Multiple outlets are covering this.

www.vice.com/en/article/a...
A Man Turned Up at Hospital With a Live WWI Artillery Shell in His Butt
The 24-year-old Frenchman forced the hospital to evacuate. He could've blown up much of Toulouse. We have questions.
www.vice.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Their "All American" show, which means:

A/They don't know that PR is, well, American

B/They know, but it's got all THOSE people speaking another language

C/Both A and B

www.rawstory.com/turning-poin...
'Who?' MAGA's reveal of alternative Super Bowl performers flops spectacularly
The right-wing group Turning Point USA earned widespread mockery Monday after revealing who will perform at its alternative half-time show after MAGA fans turned on the NFL over its decision to have B...
www.rawstory.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Oh turn on the sound. I usually loathe listening to him but this one is worth it.

I thought the comments about him shitting himself were just snark, but he totally did.

Ps: WTF is up with Oz's hands?
The comments on this video are all over it lmao. It happens at 0:33 seconds, you can hear it, the woman in green immediately notices, and they end this event in an EMERGENCY.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6k...
Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Finally a happy ending for once.

Ps: is this adorable or what?
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
LOL she just happened to be there.

Based on the pic I'm not sure who's Natasha to her Boris
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by Matt
Uhhhh this file magically disappeared from the dump after being up for a while apparently
Okay, so impeach when?
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Damn it :(
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Funniest thing in the article:

OPR is "looking into it"

That and the "We stress honor and integrity" bullshit. The jokes are just writing themselves...

sahanjournal.com/public-safet...
January 30, 2026 at 1:06 AM
The AI bubble can't burst fast enough for me.
Amazon is in talks to invest up to $50 billion in OpenAI, one day after laying off 16,000.

www.reuters.com/business/ret...
January 29, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Called that one: took the fucker all of four hours and I'm sure he's powering up to post a lot more.

www.rawstory.com/trump-story-...
January 29, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Pee Wee Himmler is gone and they wanna clean up his mess.

Too little, too late.

This all started with a "citizen journalist" alleging day care fraud in Somali run businesses, THAT motherfucker needs to lawyer up as they found nothing. All this is on him.

www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-2...
ICE agents given new all-caps directive to not 'engage with agitators'
ICE agents have been given new orders to stop engaging with "agitators" as they carry out President Donald Trump's immigration crackdown.The new guidance marks a change in the broad sweeps that have p...
www.rawstory.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:41 PM
The title on this needs to say "Trump's ghost writer" because there's no fucking way Addle-brained Caligula knows the word "commensurate".

Whoever is doing his posting needs to dumb it down. Way down.....

www.rawstory.com/jerome-powel...
Trump rages at his own 'moron' appointee  in early-morning rant: 'Hurting our country'
President Donald Trump hammered an early morning screed attacking Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell.The central bank held interest rates steady on Wednesday despite Trump's public pressure on Pow...
www.rawstory.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Trump, Noem and the whole lot are going to try and spin this straw into gold.

This doesn't change the fact that they murdered him. They're about to tell you otherwise.

Get ready....

www.cbsnews.com/news/video-a...
Video shows Alex Pretti in scuffle with federal agents 11 days before his death
A newly released video shows Alex Pretti confronting federal officers on a Minneapolis street 11 days before he was fatally shot in another encounter with CBP agents, a Pretti family representative co...
www.cbsnews.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Called that one. She's a Tammy Faye bullshit graduate with (slightly) less makeup but just as soon a con as she was.
She puts fake tears in her eyes before going on stage.
January 28, 2026 at 8:39 PM
No level this piece of shit won't stoop to. I'll take one Sen. Duckworth over 1000 of him any day.

www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-267...
Top Trump 'henchman' ignites firestorm comparing Purple Heart Dem to Forrest Gump
Vice President JD Vance sparked backlash on Wednesday when he lobbed a pointed comparison at Democratic Sen. Tammy Duckworth on social media, likening her to the famous movie character Forrest Gump.At...
www.rawstory.com
January 28, 2026 at 8:06 PM
"Agree with Rand Paul" twice in two days.

<<Checks Bingo card>> Nope, not there.
Rand Paul: "There has to be an investigation. I don't know who trusts an investigation done by DHS when they're the ones calling this person an 'assassin,' a 'domestic terrorist,' saying he was assaulting police. How can they be in charge of an independent investigation? Something's got to happen."
January 28, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Woman approaches snow leopard.

For a selfie.

Leopard decides he's not in a posing mood.

Makes snack out of stupid woman's face.

Lesson: kitty cats in the wild are best observed from a distance and telephoto lens

explorersweb.com/snow-leopard...
Snow Leopard Mauls Ski Tourist Who Approached It for a Selfie » Explorersweb
There are no confirmed reports of a snow leopard killing a person, but this attack on a woman skier in Xinjiang, China came close to being fatal.
explorersweb.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:20 PM
The president has even conceded that Bovino was "pretty out there" in his tactics in a way that "maybe wasn't good."

Bovino was "pretty"

I don't even know what to say to that other than I think the words "fucking loathsome" are missing after it.

www.rawstory.com/trump-noem-l...
Trump lashes out at 'loser' Republican senators who confronted him about Kristi Noem
President Donald Trump was defiant when confronted about Republican senators calling for him to dismiss Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem.According to ABC News correspondent Rachel Scott questio...
www.rawstory.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Tell me they don't look like some shitty televangelist couple who swear the wood chips they're selling you are actually from the crucifixion of Jesus.

www.rawstory.com/stephen-mill...
Stephen Miller's wife roasted for 'trying to throw others under the bus' to 'save his job'
Katie Miller, MAGA podcaster and wife of White House adviser Stephen Miller, is coming under fire for her attempts to highlight things other administration officials did wrong in connection with the r...
www.rawstory.com
January 28, 2026 at 12:30 PM