Matt
@bareinthewoods.bsky.social
Sober, Dog lover, photographer, ex-LEO, voiceover guy. Semi-retired gym Daddy living my best life. My spicy side https://bsky.app/profile/bareinthewoodsalt.bsky.social Born liberal usually running my mouth, usually swearing.
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Matt
@bareinthewoods.bsky.social
· Feb 9
If you're thinking of bringing me drama on here, don't.
I don't engage, I don't reply, I block. Instantly.
You'll be in my rearview mirror before your finger is fully off the reply button.
I don't engage, I don't reply, I block. Instantly.
You'll be in my rearview mirror before your finger is fully off the reply button.
OK, props for his handwriting. That's some bladder control right there.....
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
February 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
OK, props for his handwriting. That's some bladder control right there.....
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
Timeline cleanse: This poor child is looking for a bidet expert to explain how it works.
I'm watching this WAY more times than I should have. 😆
www.repubblica.it/video/social...
I'm watching this WAY more times than I should have. 😆
www.repubblica.it/video/social...
Sos della giornalista americana alle Olimpiadi in Italia: "C'è un esperto di bidet? Come funziona?"
www.repubblica.it
February 5, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Timeline cleanse: This poor child is looking for a bidet expert to explain how it works.
I'm watching this WAY more times than I should have. 😆
www.repubblica.it/video/social...
I'm watching this WAY more times than I should have. 😆
www.repubblica.it/video/social...
Gee, look at him try and put on a soft-touch persona before the midterms because he knows everybody thinks he's the devil.
We know what's behind that mask.....
www.rawstory.com/trump-267509...
We know what's behind that mask.....
www.rawstory.com/trump-267509...
Ex-Fox News host suspects 'somebody got to Trump' after eyebrow-raising admission
The eye-popping comments President Donald Trump made during an interview on Wednesday show that somebody inside the White House has gotten to him, according to a former Fox News anchor. Trump gave an ...
www.rawstory.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Gee, look at him try and put on a soft-touch persona before the midterms because he knows everybody thinks he's the devil.
We know what's behind that mask.....
www.rawstory.com/trump-267509...
We know what's behind that mask.....
www.rawstory.com/trump-267509...
Hehehe....you know the ketchup is flying on this one.....
FLASH: Big loss for Trump Admin.
Supreme Court lets California use new congressional map in midterms, rejecting bid to block it
www.cbsnews.com/news/supreme...
Supreme Court lets California use new congressional map in midterms, rejecting bid to block it
www.cbsnews.com/news/supreme...
Supreme Court lets California use new congressional map in midterms, rejecting bid to block it
The Supreme Court declined to block California's new congressional map that could net Democrats five seats in the upcoming midterm elections.
www.cbsnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Hehehe....you know the ketchup is flying on this one.....
I have SO many questions.
And yes, I Googled it. Multiple outlets are covering this.
www.vice.com/en/article/a...
And yes, I Googled it. Multiple outlets are covering this.
www.vice.com/en/article/a...
A Man Turned Up at Hospital With a Live WWI Artillery Shell in His Butt
The 24-year-old Frenchman forced the hospital to evacuate. He could've blown up much of Toulouse. We have questions.
www.vice.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I have SO many questions.
And yes, I Googled it. Multiple outlets are covering this.
www.vice.com/en/article/a...
And yes, I Googled it. Multiple outlets are covering this.
www.vice.com/en/article/a...
$2400 a month because she's a bigoted, racist bitch.
I love this for her...
www.rawstory.com/laura-loomer...
I love this for her...
www.rawstory.com/laura-loomer...
Judge forces Trump ally and 'proud Islamophobe' Laura Loomer to fund Muslim group
Right-wing influencer Laura Loomer, an influential figure at the White House and self-proclaimed “proud Islamophobe,” will be forced to continue paying the Muslim civil-rights group CAIR after a judge...
www.rawstory.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
$2400 a month because she's a bigoted, racist bitch.
I love this for her...
www.rawstory.com/laura-loomer...
I love this for her...
www.rawstory.com/laura-loomer...
Their "All American" show, which means:
A/They don't know that PR is, well, American
B/They know, but it's got all THOSE people speaking another language
C/Both A and B
www.rawstory.com/turning-poin...
A/They don't know that PR is, well, American
B/They know, but it's got all THOSE people speaking another language
C/Both A and B
www.rawstory.com/turning-poin...
'Who?' MAGA's reveal of alternative Super Bowl performers flops spectacularly
The right-wing group Turning Point USA earned widespread mockery Monday after revealing who will perform at its alternative half-time show after MAGA fans turned on the NFL over its decision to have B...
www.rawstory.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Their "All American" show, which means:
A/They don't know that PR is, well, American
B/They know, but it's got all THOSE people speaking another language
C/Both A and B
www.rawstory.com/turning-poin...
A/They don't know that PR is, well, American
B/They know, but it's got all THOSE people speaking another language
C/Both A and B
www.rawstory.com/turning-poin...
Oh turn on the sound. I usually loathe listening to him but this one is worth it.
I thought the comments about him shitting himself were just snark, but he totally did.
Ps: WTF is up with Oz's hands?
I thought the comments about him shitting himself were just snark, but he totally did.
Ps: WTF is up with Oz's hands?
The comments on this video are all over it lmao. It happens at 0:33 seconds, you can hear it, the woman in green immediately notices, and they end this event in an EMERGENCY.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6k...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6k...
Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Oh turn on the sound. I usually loathe listening to him but this one is worth it.
I thought the comments about him shitting himself were just snark, but he totally did.
Ps: WTF is up with Oz's hands?
I thought the comments about him shitting himself were just snark, but he totally did.
Ps: WTF is up with Oz's hands?
Finally a happy ending for once.
Ps: is this adorable or what?
Ps: is this adorable or what?
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Finally a happy ending for once.
Ps: is this adorable or what?
Ps: is this adorable or what?
LOL she just happened to be there.
Based on the pic I'm not sure who's Natasha to her Boris
Based on the pic I'm not sure who's Natasha to her Boris
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 PM
LOL she just happened to be there.
Based on the pic I'm not sure who's Natasha to her Boris
Based on the pic I'm not sure who's Natasha to her Boris
Reposted by Matt
Uhhhh this file magically disappeared from the dump after being up for a while apparently
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Uhhhh this file magically disappeared from the dump after being up for a while apparently
And once again he goes after a female reporter who pushes his buttons.
www.rawstory.com/trump-insult...
www.rawstory.com/trump-insult...
Trump shuts down woman reporter from ABC News after question: 'You're a loud person'
President Donald Trump lashed out at a reporter from ABC News, accusing her of being a "loud person" from a "fake" outlet.During an executive order signing event on Friday, an ABC News reporter asked ...
www.rawstory.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:05 PM
And once again he goes after a female reporter who pushes his buttons.
www.rawstory.com/trump-insult...
www.rawstory.com/trump-insult...
Damn it :(
Oh god Catherine O'Hara has died. What a timeless talent www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/a...
Catherine O’Hara, ‘Home Alone’ and ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Actress, Dies at 71
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Damn it :(
Funniest thing in the article:
OPR is "looking into it"
That and the "We stress honor and integrity" bullshit. The jokes are just writing themselves...
sahanjournal.com/public-safet...
OPR is "looking into it"
That and the "We stress honor and integrity" bullshit. The jokes are just writing themselves...
sahanjournal.com/public-safet...
January 30, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Funniest thing in the article:
OPR is "looking into it"
That and the "We stress honor and integrity" bullshit. The jokes are just writing themselves...
sahanjournal.com/public-safet...
OPR is "looking into it"
That and the "We stress honor and integrity" bullshit. The jokes are just writing themselves...
sahanjournal.com/public-safet...
The AI bubble can't burst fast enough for me.
Amazon is in talks to invest up to $50 billion in OpenAI, one day after laying off 16,000.
www.reuters.com/business/ret...
www.reuters.com/business/ret...
January 29, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The AI bubble can't burst fast enough for me.
Payback for the country telling him to piss off about his golf course no doubt.
www.rawstory.com/trump-accuse...
www.rawstory.com/trump-accuse...
Trump accused of piracy as pair 'abducted from Scotland in middle of the night'
A Scottish lawmaker railed against US President Donald Trump on Wednesday over the American military’s seizure of an oil tanker and detention of its two top officers earlier this month in waters betwe...
www.rawstory.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Payback for the country telling him to piss off about his golf course no doubt.
www.rawstory.com/trump-accuse...
www.rawstory.com/trump-accuse...
Called that one: took the fucker all of four hours and I'm sure he's powering up to post a lot more.
www.rawstory.com/trump-story-...
www.rawstory.com/trump-story-...
January 29, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Called that one: took the fucker all of four hours and I'm sure he's powering up to post a lot more.
www.rawstory.com/trump-story-...
www.rawstory.com/trump-story-...
Pee Wee Himmler is gone and they wanna clean up his mess.
Too little, too late.
This all started with a "citizen journalist" alleging day care fraud in Somali run businesses, THAT motherfucker needs to lawyer up as they found nothing. All this is on him.
www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-2...
Too little, too late.
This all started with a "citizen journalist" alleging day care fraud in Somali run businesses, THAT motherfucker needs to lawyer up as they found nothing. All this is on him.
www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-2...
ICE agents given new all-caps directive to not 'engage with agitators'
ICE agents have been given new orders to stop engaging with "agitators" as they carry out President Donald Trump's immigration crackdown.The new guidance marks a change in the broad sweeps that have p...
www.rawstory.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Pee Wee Himmler is gone and they wanna clean up his mess.
Too little, too late.
This all started with a "citizen journalist" alleging day care fraud in Somali run businesses, THAT motherfucker needs to lawyer up as they found nothing. All this is on him.
www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-2...
Too little, too late.
This all started with a "citizen journalist" alleging day care fraud in Somali run businesses, THAT motherfucker needs to lawyer up as they found nothing. All this is on him.
www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-2...
The title on this needs to say "Trump's ghost writer" because there's no fucking way Addle-brained Caligula knows the word "commensurate".
Whoever is doing his posting needs to dumb it down. Way down.....
www.rawstory.com/jerome-powel...
Whoever is doing his posting needs to dumb it down. Way down.....
www.rawstory.com/jerome-powel...
Trump rages at his own 'moron' appointee in early-morning rant: 'Hurting our country'
President Donald Trump hammered an early morning screed attacking Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell.The central bank held interest rates steady on Wednesday despite Trump's public pressure on Pow...
www.rawstory.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:35 PM
The title on this needs to say "Trump's ghost writer" because there's no fucking way Addle-brained Caligula knows the word "commensurate".
Whoever is doing his posting needs to dumb it down. Way down.....
www.rawstory.com/jerome-powel...
Whoever is doing his posting needs to dumb it down. Way down.....
www.rawstory.com/jerome-powel...
Trump, Noem and the whole lot are going to try and spin this straw into gold.
This doesn't change the fact that they murdered him. They're about to tell you otherwise.
Get ready....
www.cbsnews.com/news/video-a...
This doesn't change the fact that they murdered him. They're about to tell you otherwise.
Get ready....
www.cbsnews.com/news/video-a...
Video shows Alex Pretti in scuffle with federal agents 11 days before his death
A newly released video shows Alex Pretti confronting federal officers on a Minneapolis street 11 days before he was fatally shot in another encounter with CBP agents, a Pretti family representative co...
www.cbsnews.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Trump, Noem and the whole lot are going to try and spin this straw into gold.
This doesn't change the fact that they murdered him. They're about to tell you otherwise.
Get ready....
www.cbsnews.com/news/video-a...
This doesn't change the fact that they murdered him. They're about to tell you otherwise.
Get ready....
www.cbsnews.com/news/video-a...
Called that one. She's a Tammy Faye bullshit graduate with (slightly) less makeup but just as soon a con as she was.
She puts fake tears in her eyes before going on stage.
January 28, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Called that one. She's a Tammy Faye bullshit graduate with (slightly) less makeup but just as soon a con as she was.