Matt
@bareinthewoods.bsky.social
Sober, Dog lover, photographer, ex-LEO, voiceover guy. Semi-retired gym Daddy living my best life. My spicy side https://bsky.app/profile/bareinthewoodsalt.bsky.social Born liberal usually running my mouth, usually swearing.
Someone forgot to put his daily dose in the jello again.....
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Someone forgot to put his daily dose in the jello again.....
Bruno giving off happy boy vibes.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Bruno giving off happy boy vibes.
Solid truth.
Over here Thanksgiving is just a day of the week, and even back in the States I loathed it. No blood family I'd admit to knowing and for Christmas I'll be shotgunning onto some friend's gathering.
Best part of holidays is when they end.
Over here Thanksgiving is just a day of the week, and even back in the States I loathed it. No blood family I'd admit to knowing and for Christmas I'll be shotgunning onto some friend's gathering.
Best part of holidays is when they end.
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Solid truth.
Over here Thanksgiving is just a day of the week, and even back in the States I loathed it. No blood family I'd admit to knowing and for Christmas I'll be shotgunning onto some friend's gathering.
Best part of holidays is when they end.
Over here Thanksgiving is just a day of the week, and even back in the States I loathed it. No blood family I'd admit to knowing and for Christmas I'll be shotgunning onto some friend's gathering.
Best part of holidays is when they end.
This is the last motherfucker I'm gonna take advice on "classing it up" from.
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This is the last motherfucker I'm gonna take advice on "classing it up" from.
He always looks like he's about to get a prostate exam from Cynthia Erivo, she's pissed and just locked the door...
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
He always looks like he's about to get a prostate exam from Cynthia Erivo, she's pissed and just locked the door...
I think she's intermixing her conspiracy theory with leaving Star Trek on binge while she had a nap.....
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I think she's intermixing her conspiracy theory with leaving Star Trek on binge while she had a nap.....
And he's still out there kicking it around....
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
And he's still out there kicking it around....
As a reminder, this is the guy who thinks we all need to class it up when traveling.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
As a reminder, this is the guy who thinks we all need to class it up when traveling.
His cabinet of bootlickers won't pull that trigger and we all know it GOP in Congress won't either because they value their paycheck over their duty to the country.
Wanna get really scared? Go to his site and read the comments on that post.
This is one of 2000 of them.
Wanna get really scared? Go to his site and read the comments on that post.
This is one of 2000 of them.
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
His cabinet of bootlickers won't pull that trigger and we all know it GOP in Congress won't either because they value their paycheck over their duty to the country.
Wanna get really scared? Go to his site and read the comments on that post.
This is one of 2000 of them.
Wanna get really scared? Go to his site and read the comments on that post.
This is one of 2000 of them.
He wants to paint the EEOB. All white.
In DC.
Simple motherfucker. It'd stay all white for about two solid weeks.
In DC.
Simple motherfucker. It'd stay all white for about two solid weeks.
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
He wants to paint the EEOB. All white.
In DC.
Simple motherfucker. It'd stay all white for about two solid weeks.
In DC.
Simple motherfucker. It'd stay all white for about two solid weeks.
So now AI is in my hearing aids.
AI is in my ears, y'all.
I'm not sure how, why, or what part of it's processing is AI, but I'm about to find out.
AI is in my ears, y'all.
I'm not sure how, why, or what part of it's processing is AI, but I'm about to find out.
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
So now AI is in my hearing aids.
AI is in my ears, y'all.
I'm not sure how, why, or what part of it's processing is AI, but I'm about to find out.
AI is in my ears, y'all.
I'm not sure how, why, or what part of it's processing is AI, but I'm about to find out.
It's in his gene pool....
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It's in his gene pool....
Gee, I wonder who could have written it.....
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Gee, I wonder who could have written it.....
Because a festival of chocolate is, to me, just as good as the world's best porn.
Yes, I said it. I love chocolate and I'm spending money like a drunken sailor during Fleet Week.
#Eurochocolate
Yes, I said it. I love chocolate and I'm spending money like a drunken sailor during Fleet Week.
#Eurochocolate
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Because a festival of chocolate is, to me, just as good as the world's best porn.
Yes, I said it. I love chocolate and I'm spending money like a drunken sailor during Fleet Week.
#Eurochocolate
Yes, I said it. I love chocolate and I'm spending money like a drunken sailor during Fleet Week.
#Eurochocolate
Trouble in paradise.
Here's the part of our show when MTG gets her knickers in a knot and turns up the volume on him to get him back.
Popcorn anyone...?
Here's the part of our show when MTG gets her knickers in a knot and turns up the volume on him to get him back.
Popcorn anyone...?
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Trouble in paradise.
Here's the part of our show when MTG gets her knickers in a knot and turns up the volume on him to get him back.
Popcorn anyone...?
Here's the part of our show when MTG gets her knickers in a knot and turns up the volume on him to get him back.
Popcorn anyone...?
Or he went thru the Trump carwash that all the blondes in his life get their hubcaps polished in for their transformations.
The book jacket and Google? Two different ugly mugs.
The book jacket and Google? Two different ugly mugs.
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Or he went thru the Trump carwash that all the blondes in his life get their hubcaps polished in for their transformations.
The book jacket and Google? Two different ugly mugs.
The book jacket and Google? Two different ugly mugs.
I don't even know where to fucking start with this one....
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I don't even know where to fucking start with this one....
So I'm finding out; I'm not the most well-read on him other than some basic stuff.
Everybody's welcome, but that other bit....
Too bad. I'm not Christian (I'm Wiccan) but I was hoping he'd take all of that in a new direction and give all of LGBTQ a break.
Guess not....
Everybody's welcome, but that other bit....
Too bad. I'm not Christian (I'm Wiccan) but I was hoping he'd take all of that in a new direction and give all of LGBTQ a break.
Guess not....
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
So I'm finding out; I'm not the most well-read on him other than some basic stuff.
Everybody's welcome, but that other bit....
Too bad. I'm not Christian (I'm Wiccan) but I was hoping he'd take all of that in a new direction and give all of LGBTQ a break.
Guess not....
Everybody's welcome, but that other bit....
Too bad. I'm not Christian (I'm Wiccan) but I was hoping he'd take all of that in a new direction and give all of LGBTQ a break.
Guess not....
That's what happens when you pick your plastic surgeon based on his Yelp reviews and whether or not he'll take the Groupon that's been in your purse since Obama's first term.
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
That's what happens when you pick your plastic surgeon based on his Yelp reviews and whether or not he'll take the Groupon that's been in your purse since Obama's first term.
I opened a truth social account for the sole purpose of trolling the son of a bitch (and I haven't been closed yet LOL)
Interesting how even on his POS site, there's a huge trend for releasing the files.
Trouble in paradise.....
Interesting how even on his POS site, there's a huge trend for releasing the files.
Trouble in paradise.....
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I opened a truth social account for the sole purpose of trolling the son of a bitch (and I haven't been closed yet LOL)
Interesting how even on his POS site, there's a huge trend for releasing the files.
Trouble in paradise.....
Interesting how even on his POS site, there's a huge trend for releasing the files.
Trouble in paradise.....
Roger Stone is gonna be mega jealous his look got Trumped
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Roger Stone is gonna be mega jealous his look got Trumped
He's not that nuanced....
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
He's not that nuanced....
Daycare slapped a wig and hat on my dog.
It's probably just me, but I find this hysterically funny.....
It's probably just me, but I find this hysterically funny.....
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Daycare slapped a wig and hat on my dog.
It's probably just me, but I find this hysterically funny.....
It's probably just me, but I find this hysterically funny.....