Ryan the Gentleman Metalhead
@bard13.bsky.social
Heavy Metal Dad & Husband. Comic/Horror/Gaming/Sci Fi Nerd and General Purpose Geek.
I would have got to my happy place sooner, but I took the long way round.
I would have got to my happy place sooner, but I took the long way round.
Pinned
Reality is fluid.
That means whatever you eat as your first meal of the day is breakfast. Regardless of what time of day it is eaten.
That means whatever you eat as your first meal of the day is breakfast. Regardless of what time of day it is eaten.
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Anyone who appears to have it “easy” has likely had life thrown at them twice as hard.
January 16, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Anyone who appears to have it “easy” has likely had life thrown at them twice as hard.
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“I’d survive a nuclear wasteland.” You can’t survive sexual harassment training.
January 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
“I’d survive a nuclear wasteland.” You can’t survive sexual harassment training.
I swear, everyone in this house gets tucked into bed but me.
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I swear, everyone in this house gets tucked into bed but me.
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Well I may be delayed in my trip...so why don't I launch a preorder and TWO singles for @rubyrockatansky.bsky.social and I's new band THE RECREANT
Get some. Go again. You're not nearly angry enough.
therecreant.bandcamp.com/album/the-co...
Get some. Go again. You're not nearly angry enough.
therecreant.bandcamp.com/album/the-co...
The Code is V... Outlive the Code, by The Recreant
11 track album
therecreant.bandcamp.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Well I may be delayed in my trip...so why don't I launch a preorder and TWO singles for @rubyrockatansky.bsky.social and I's new band THE RECREANT
Get some. Go again. You're not nearly angry enough.
therecreant.bandcamp.com/album/the-co...
Get some. Go again. You're not nearly angry enough.
therecreant.bandcamp.com/album/the-co...
Post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it using only gifs
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it using only gifs
Drinking tonight. Ask me anything
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Drinking tonight. Ask me anything
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12.6.2025 Studio session with The Sound Of Music Univerxity (@TheUniverxity ) with the brilliantly talented, Winston Ward.
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#DanielleBlaiQ #songwriter #studio #singersongwriter #lyricist #Indie
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#DanielleBlaiQ #songwriter #studio #singersongwriter #lyricist #Indie
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 AM
12.6.2025 Studio session with The Sound Of Music Univerxity (@TheUniverxity ) with the brilliantly talented, Winston Ward.
🖤
#DanielleBlaiQ #songwriter #studio #singersongwriter #lyricist #Indie
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#DanielleBlaiQ #songwriter #studio #singersongwriter #lyricist #Indie
The flaw in Thanos' plan was that snapping half the universe away still left us with the same ratio of assholes.
January 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The flaw in Thanos' plan was that snapping half the universe away still left us with the same ratio of assholes.
I drank a 5 hour energy 10 hours ago and im still buzzing.
January 7, 2026 at 4:54 AM
I drank a 5 hour energy 10 hours ago and im still buzzing.
At this point, the fact that Oceans of Slumber is not a hugely popular band genuinely bothers me.
January 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
At this point, the fact that Oceans of Slumber is not a hugely popular band genuinely bothers me.
"Why don't we have any games where we recreationally mow down zombie confederates the same way we do with zombie nazis?", I ask rhetorically.
January 7, 2026 at 3:54 AM
"Why don't we have any games where we recreationally mow down zombie confederates the same way we do with zombie nazis?", I ask rhetorically.
This track will always be amazing to me.
Harbingers by Fires in the Distance on Apple Music
Song · 2023 · Duration 10:41
music.apple.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This track will always be amazing to me.
I'm listening to the new Amorphis single and it sounds very "Amorphis-y".
December 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm listening to the new Amorphis single and it sounds very "Amorphis-y".
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If you see this, re-post with your model of positive masculinity.
If I'm keeping it 💯 the men I like are a little toxic, which is why I'm in therapy and on a dating hiatus 🙏🏾🙃
If I'm keeping it 💯 the men I like are a little toxic, which is why I'm in therapy and on a dating hiatus 🙏🏾🙃
December 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If you see this, re-post with your model of positive masculinity.
If I'm keeping it 💯 the men I like are a little toxic, which is why I'm in therapy and on a dating hiatus 🙏🏾🙃
If I'm keeping it 💯 the men I like are a little toxic, which is why I'm in therapy and on a dating hiatus 🙏🏾🙃
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Shoutouts to the guy wearing a four-sided death metal print sweatshirt over his white collared office shirt I saw today
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Shoutouts to the guy wearing a four-sided death metal print sweatshirt over his white collared office shirt I saw today
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Hear me out: NIN is just industrial Taylor Swift!
Examples:
Examples:
December 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Hear me out: NIN is just industrial Taylor Swift!
Examples:
Examples:
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Vengaboys will play Reload Festival next year in Germany and I have zero doubts they will tear that place up.
Name a non metal artist, living or otherwise, that you think would crush it at a metal festival.
I'll go first: DMX
I'll go first: DMX
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Vengaboys will play Reload Festival next year in Germany and I have zero doubts they will tear that place up.
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Unironically, ABBA.
Take All Your Love On Me would kill
Take All Your Love On Me would kill
Name a non metal artist, living or otherwise, that you think would crush it at a metal festival.
I'll go first: DMX
I'll go first: DMX
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Unironically, ABBA.
Take All Your Love On Me would kill
Take All Your Love On Me would kill
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Kris Kristofferson
Name a non metal artist, living or otherwise, that you think would crush it at a metal festival.
I'll go first: DMX
I'll go first: DMX
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Kris Kristofferson
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Lady Gaga
Name a non metal artist, living or otherwise, that you think would crush it at a metal festival.
I'll go first: DMX
I'll go first: DMX
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Lady Gaga
Name a non metal artist, living or otherwise, that you think would crush it at a metal festival.
I'll go first: DMX
I'll go first: DMX
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Name a non metal artist, living or otherwise, that you think would crush it at a metal festival.
I'll go first: DMX
I'll go first: DMX
This movie made me swear off movies that I know will make me cry.
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This movie made me swear off movies that I know will make me cry.
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Truly incredible words about @transgressivemetal.bsky.social 's "Not Like This" and my solo album "The Burden of I"
Thank you for the constant support @metalagedmom.bsky.social 💜🫂
Thank you for the constant support @metalagedmom.bsky.social 💜🫂
We've got some DEI Metal from Transgressive, Love Spiral, Davghter, Bergfried, Cemetery Sex, Witch Fever, Eudaemon, Sölicitör, abriction, Death Goals, and Alicia Cordisco courtesy of @metalagedmom.bsky.social
DEI Metal Vol. 7
A lot of great queer and antifascist metal came out in 2025. No doubt in large part to the fact that this year has been a shit show. But I don’t want to spend time on the horrors of the world as th…
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December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Truly incredible words about @transgressivemetal.bsky.social 's "Not Like This" and my solo album "The Burden of I"
Thank you for the constant support @metalagedmom.bsky.social 💜🫂
Thank you for the constant support @metalagedmom.bsky.social 💜🫂