Facebook thinks all I want to see on Reels are videos of Maine Coon cats and weird skin disorders. They are not wrong.
May 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Facebook thinks all I want to see on Reels are videos of Maine Coon cats and weird skin disorders. They are not wrong.
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
Someone said Happy Mother’s Day to me at a store, and, though I am a mom, it felt a little presumptuous.
May 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Someone said Happy Mother’s Day to me at a store, and, though I am a mom, it felt a little presumptuous.
Nothing like tight parking in a downtown liquor store parking lot. Survival of the soberest.
May 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Nothing like tight parking in a downtown liquor store parking lot. Survival of the soberest.
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I got high then shopped for property insurance online. Adult achievement unlocked?
March 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I got high then shopped for property insurance online. Adult achievement unlocked?
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Son: Are we better off now?
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
March 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Son: Are we better off now?
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
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There is so little daylight between “let them raise backyard chickens” and “let them eat cake.”
March 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
There is so little daylight between “let them raise backyard chickens” and “let them eat cake.”
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This nation’s pets are carrying such a heavy load right now
March 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This nation’s pets are carrying such a heavy load right now
No one’s commented on all the manspreading that happens in the Oval Office.
March 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
No one’s commented on all the manspreading that happens in the Oval Office.
I had to throw out a couple of eggs that were old and now I’m worried about my retirement.
February 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I had to throw out a couple of eggs that were old and now I’m worried about my retirement.
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Some don’t even realize they’re actually eating all the faces.
February 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Some don’t even realize they’re actually eating all the faces.
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You guys aren’t going to believe this, but today I used a cable from my big box of old cables.
February 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
You guys aren’t going to believe this, but today I used a cable from my big box of old cables.
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Compartmentalization better be word of the year.
February 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Compartmentalization better be word of the year.
I never in my life would have imagined that I would one day be spending a large amount of my time watching videos of guinea pigs eating.
February 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I never in my life would have imagined that I would one day be spending a large amount of my time watching videos of guinea pigs eating.
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It’s hard to keep up with the constant evil and stupidity, which is by design. It’s meant to wear us down. Fuck it.
January 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It’s hard to keep up with the constant evil and stupidity, which is by design. It’s meant to wear us down. Fuck it.
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@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point
January 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point
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Just a reminder that executive orders are NOT laws.
Laws are passed by Congress, or by state legislatures.
Executive orders aren't ruled either. Rules are issued by agencies after rulemaking processes, typically things like "notice and comment."
Consult a lawyer before you comply in advance.
Laws are passed by Congress, or by state legislatures.
Executive orders aren't ruled either. Rules are issued by agencies after rulemaking processes, typically things like "notice and comment."
Consult a lawyer before you comply in advance.
January 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Just a reminder that executive orders are NOT laws.
Laws are passed by Congress, or by state legislatures.
Executive orders aren't ruled either. Rules are issued by agencies after rulemaking processes, typically things like "notice and comment."
Consult a lawyer before you comply in advance.
Laws are passed by Congress, or by state legislatures.
Executive orders aren't ruled either. Rules are issued by agencies after rulemaking processes, typically things like "notice and comment."
Consult a lawyer before you comply in advance.
Let me welcome my large new audience by telling you how traffic is terrible and how dogs are different from cats, amiright? Can you believe this weather? (Better content to follow)
February 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Let me welcome my large new audience by telling you how traffic is terrible and how dogs are different from cats, amiright? Can you believe this weather? (Better content to follow)
Took my cat to the vet and he's says "oh, you're a big, fluffy one" then realized later he may have been talking to me. 😆
January 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Took my cat to the vet and he's says "oh, you're a big, fluffy one" then realized later he may have been talking to me. 😆
For Christmas I got myself food that wasn’t on discount or generic.
December 23, 2024 at 6:57 PM
For Christmas I got myself food that wasn’t on discount or generic.
I cut off a cybertruck today and admit to feeling a sense of pride.
December 10, 2024 at 11:32 PM
I cut off a cybertruck today and admit to feeling a sense of pride.